hey
i'm now... 17 days clean!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You've got to love the 12 point program

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

There are only 7 steps in the program.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

*looks*
Nope 12.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

WRONG!
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: Have a drink.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

*stands corrected*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

he forgot
"FUCK YOUR SISTER"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Blaireau didn't fuck his sister
he just exchanged mortgage payments for bumhole pictures.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

yeah but
nobody has mentioned bert for about 24 hours, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

No. 8 Have another drink
No. 9: Have another drink.
No. 10: And another
No. 11: Crack open the Vodka
No. 12: Repeat steps 7 to 12 as required.


So ner.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

So THATS the 12 point programme

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Nope.
I know this for a reason. That reason being I really like that Spiritualised song.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

my secretary told me "not to get too thin"
it's amazing how smug this made me. between this and the fancy harley street dentist telling me what "lovely teeth" i have, i am feeling GOOD.

could still rim a tramp for a diet coke though :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Are they the nicest teeth he's ever come across?
BukkakeLOLZ
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

i wish
he was smoking hot.

i thought he was gay, so didn't mind him probing around my mouth on a first date, even if i was paying him to do it. but then i found out he was married.

i liked that he didn't try to flog me any procedures other than the teeth whitening i went in there for, and then he recommended the cheapest of the 3. i feel this means he is not trying to rip me off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I have finally got myself a fit dentist and I'm moving away.
Not 'appy. Might stay with that dentist and only have appointments when I visit my folks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

My new dentist is a flame haired irish lady.
She is even sexier than my last one who was a gorgeous indian lady.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

It's good,
but I prefer the 12 pint program.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

you prefer the 6p program.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Fuck you man.
I found some Haribo's in my drawer so I've had pudding and everything now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

"I found some salt and pepper in my drawer so lunch is sorted"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

You lucky bastard.
I might go out and throw some money into the street.

Just for the hell of it.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Out of purely idle academic interest, which street?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I done a lol

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

*unlurks*
Me too!

*relurks*
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

hangover bgb

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Nope! just not feeling chatty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

BGB
I heard you were having a birthday party, but you told me you weren't. I did a sad when I found this out.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)

You heard wrong.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I'm confused you said in your gaz that it was all going ahead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

No, I said I would give you head.
You got confused.
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Another failed b4sh attempt :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Al, stop this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

What's up with you today?
You're being a right mardy cow.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

i'm helping you out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

How?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Cos you look dead weird when you do that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

When I try and garner attention of girls on the internet by pretending to be really upset that they haven't invited me to their birthday parties when they invited me to the last one and even gave me a kiss
and then told me that there wasn't a party which makes it look like they just didn't have the courage to tell me to my face that they don't like me even though they're coming to meet me at a festival in June?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

tldr
Anyway it's creepy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

You're creepy.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

What grand social ocassional have we both been excluded from due to our creeds is it this time?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

It's a conspiracy against us Gonz.
It's all because of what our Barry did to her plant pots that time at christmas a couple of years ago.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Oh man that was such a funny story
Proper made me lol
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Did you forget this (!) ?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

No I proper loved it
Little developments all day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

no meeee!
I hungover
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Soz!
Poor Roota : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Had Red Bull
Sackable conduct in 5...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Off to the gym to man the fuck up.
Tara!
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Newley!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)