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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I also need this striped shirt like you wouldn't believe.
www.endclothing.co.uk/nigel-cabourn-small-stripe-oxford-shirt.html
The price is unfathomably daft though unfortunately.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 11:58, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Are you applying for a job as a childrens television presenter?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)
That is really fucking disgusting.
But you're one of them rich student types, so fill your boots.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)
It's class.
I wouldn't pay 350 quid for a bloody shirt though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)
So you do have some limits, then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Course.
Wouldn't spend over 100 for a shirt. Would have to be amazing to pay 100 for it as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)
That shirt looks like it just made a break from Burtons in 1985.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:25, Reply)
That's horrible
and ridiculously expensive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)
seriously, dude.
Seriously. That's bent, and not in the good "having sexual intercourse with other men" way.

And it's 350 shitters for a shirt. A SHIRT.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)
That hurts my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Looks like one of my daughter's outfits.
She's five months old.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Needs MOAR puke and shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)
One night out at the student union
And it will have.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Indeed
Not quite sure if the other stain is baby milk or man milk though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)
As long as you're aiming away from the face

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)
where's the fun in that?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:10, Reply)
If you get it in their eyes at that age
You'll be paying for their glasses for the next twenty years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)
You get most of it from the NHS until they leave full time education.
Blast away.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)
ah, I didn't realise this conversation was about children
*turbononces*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:25, Reply)
And students wonder why no cares about them having to pay some extra fees
Also that is hideous and to spend £350 on an off the shelf shirt is fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I note that your disgust seems to relate to it being off the shelf.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Nah, but for that kind of money I'd at a least want something tailored to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)
"We're going to need a second tape measure"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:31, Reply)
snurkle

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)
"we're going to need a bigger loom"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Reluctant click

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)
snurkle

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)
£350.00 for any item of clothing is taking the piss.
I fail to see what this has anything to do with students however.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Our Bazza is a student

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:32, Reply)
My ski boots were that much if you include the footbeds.
But that's a bit of a stretch to call them an item of clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)
That's quite a lot.
Are they incredibly comfortable?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)
You know when your granny takes her teeth out to suck your toes?
Like a drier version of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)
yeah, very comfortable
They are quite a lot, I could have waited for the summer when they are always cheaper, but really I needed some new ones for this ski season.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)
My leather jacket was £400, at full price

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)
You are a posh hippy.
We are not.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)
All that running training paid off then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)
If Barry is wasting his student loan on the shirt then it is relevant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Relevant to him.
Not sure why it's relevent to anybody else or to tuition fees.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Well if he had £350 spare cash to waste on a hideous shirt
Then he could afford to pay higher tuition fees
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)
What are you bibbling on about?
A student loan is a loan. Hence the giveaway word "loan". And student fees are also paid back as a loan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Suits for less than £350 are alright if you work behind a bank till or roaming the floor of an electrical retailer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)
You should buy a cheap suit and have your tailor alter it.
Nobody can tell the difference between that and a good suit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Unless your tailor's name is rumplestiltskin and he has the magical power to turn shiny poly mix burton fabric into decent wool then that's clearly a pile of old bollocks.
Which low-brow lad's mag did you read that in? Nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I was assured that this was true by none other than The Mighty Badger.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)
He's the editor of Loaded.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Is loaded still going?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I don't know.
When I browse the lads mag shelf I'm basically just staring at the tits and the pretend lezzers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I don't think so
but I've not looked recently
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Surely if it's your job you should have a better idea of whether the company is actually still solvent?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I got distracted with the snorting coke of glamour models' tits in the company of Danny Dyer.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Yes it is.
Easily spotted on magazine racks by the fact that it's usually got some scantily clad bint on the cover with the word 'Loaded' written above her.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I've got a couple of good wool suits that cost less than £200.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Hey. that's a good stick. Don't diss the stick.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)
It's a splendid stick.
It doesn't compromise on its stickness. It's just a big ol' stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
It is possible to get a reasonable tailor made suit cheaply
If you are prepared to turn a blind eye to child labour and haggle with Indian businessmen.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)
My mate gets his knocked up by slave kids when he goes to India.
Sadly he has the taste of a 1980s barrowboy so while they fit very nicely and cost bugger all, he looks like he should be playing keytar for Kajagoogoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
if it was hand-made by elves out of rare spider silk
and fitted better than anything in the history of tailoring, £350 would still be too expensive for a shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Apparently boffins have made silk worms that produce spider-ish silk.
I'd like to think that this involved spiders fucking moths but they probably did something tedious with genes and pipettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)
I do all my genetic manipulation "old skool"
it's pretty tricky getting cats to fuck fruitflies though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Barry, earlier:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Please remove your camera from my daughter's bedroom.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Not while I'm still paying for a subscription

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

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