Monty, do I have to ask you for a third time?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you asking him outside?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

in the sunshine?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Nah, it's not nice to try and beat up people who are senile and old.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

It is easier though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

It's the main reason my husband is still going.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

hahahaha!
I was just about to post and ask how he was getting on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I found teh cooking oil in the crockery cupboard the other day.
One of us is definitely going senile. The thing is, he never uses the cooking oil, so it might well have been me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

My missus puts things away in the fucking stupidest places
This reminds me that I need to request a new Tesco clubcard as she "misplaced" mine after "misplacing" hers a few weeks ago. This story also goes for Nectar cards, cash, her glasses, bank statements, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Oh this ^
Mrs Dupinblue often asks if she can borrow my cash card as she has lost her own. Why would I trust her with mine if she couldn't look after her own?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Hmmm
We appear to be married to the same person
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Funny, she does work away a lot...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

bitches be trippin'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Do you think you could take Monty in a fight? I think you could, you're quite built up and enjoy doing that manual labour stuff.
I think though, if monty was off his face on stuff he's put up his face, then he might get a few hits in, or go to use a weapon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I am fucking NAILS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

N QU
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

A E
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Better than mine
He does love that Art Attack
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

sounds painful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I reckon that would be the danger, he'd be too drugged up to feel pain
and I wouldn't want to really hurt him in case I got into trouble. Also, his brother might come at me with a samuri sword and I would hate for my family to be left with an unsolved reason for my disappearance since the police wouldn't investigate it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

But say he was coming after me for having an affair with Lusty, do you think you could stop him from hurting me?
I'm not sure what zones OAP travelcards go to these days, so I think I'm safe at home, but at work, he might come after me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Gonz if he came at you he'd better have a travelcard that lets him go all the way to Painville
or else he'll get a twenty pound fine to add to his troubles.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Lusty is doing it.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Lusty is issuing me with a twenty pound fine?
That seems a little unfair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

See below.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

She has in fact done it.
Which leaves Monty as the last person to decide what he wants.

Oh Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)

She's supposed to tell you mine,
Oh Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Dont you "oh al" me
it's not my fault you can't keep your woman in check.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Are you suggesting I administer some JUSTICE to my dear missus?
Are you fucking mad? She'd have my arms off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

All that aside, what did you choose?
I reckon you went with Pulled Pork Quesadilla and Baby Back Ribs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Chicken, rib & pork combo.
don't wan't nutt'n else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Okay. If it's a money thing I'll happily sub your starter, I think it's probably a fixed price anyway.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Hold up here, you might be able to work me a BBQ covered blowjob out of this, or at least a snog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I reckon I'll just order him some chicken wings and we'll split them between us, yeah?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

does this mean you'll both get to top and tail his girlfriend?
its only fair
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Sounds good,
Have I shown you that trick that I incest on telling everyone when I have chickenwings in company of other people? Where I get pull out one of the bones so I can have all the meat in one go?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

HOLY SHIT, talk about a coincidence.
Lifehacker has just come up with an ever better methord.
lifehacker.com/5880851/eat-a-chicken-wing-with-one-hand
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I'm soooo getting chicken wings for dinner tonight

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

NO! Tell him he can't attend.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'm getting dangerously close Clenders, dangerously close.
The only thing stopping me is that he's currently blaming Lusty for the delay, which I can only assume is the rambling of a senile old bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Do you want me to text her?

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Yeah, go on then. I could just do that myself of course.
They finally got back to me and said I had booked for 12 people. So I wrote back quickly and said, No, 15 actually. If I don't get a response later tonight Imma gonna be ON THAT PHONE first thing tomorrow. Bitches ain't gonna fuck me around on this issue. I will also request the "cool" seat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

How beastly of them.
I dun a text.
( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I am not your problem here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

"he's currently blaming Lusty for the delay, which I can only assume is the rambling of a senile old bellend"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

She said she'd be looking online at ye menu.
It's tricky today as I don't have my phone on me.

Sozzo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Since there is no way this is down to your good lady, I'm putting the blame firmly on you Monty.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

As you wish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)