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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.Lines that ought to be used more in pornography.
Go.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Where can I change from the pink to the brown?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Bet you'd like to now!!!!! EDIT: Funny how you associate meeting him with knowing the size of his penis?
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Isn't the answer to this question...Either something about Cyprus, or Cleveland?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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It'll be £80 parts and labour for the fridge repairand I'll chuck in an extra 'service' at no additional charge.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Would you like the ten inch or the fourteen inch?Extra cheese?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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You obviously...watch too much 70's porn...
*reminisces*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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Were you too busy...Acting in them?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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I was born in 1977What kind of sick filth are you into??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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That depends...What films have you made?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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In the 70's?I think we got a cine camera in 1979. So "family Christmas 1979" only. It's kind of niche.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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They only lasted 3 mins before you had to change the cartridgeCine porn must have been a frustrating experience.
Well. Not for some people I guess.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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Foreplay, sex and the Director's post shoot (snurk) narrative for me. (, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Some people could spend the whole three minutes just trying hopelessly to work out how to get it inYours doesn't sound too bad by comparison
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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You bugger I'll be singing that all day now (
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Well those cine cameras are fiddly, you know.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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Suck it and see.Alternatively, "bring out the Branston", and see a grinning beardy appear.
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Straight out the banana trees, eh? Well, you take it from me, nig-nog, you go steal white man's motor cars and you get white man's stick, right?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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You made me think of it earlier with your snooker ball in a sock.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Can't rember! A number lad. FOUR DIGITS.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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You've been the daddy for a few months.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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Don't do it Battered.This is how Jonathan King started.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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Really? We're doing this now?
Is both a potential line and my reaction.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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Papa? Nicole?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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I think we should play 4 at the back.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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One lump or two?
She cannae take anymore Captain.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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No. He's asking about the new job I am starting.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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Ta. Half an hour's drive north. Dunstable!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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Isn't that near Luton? You should be going away from traffic anyway. Will you be on here or will you be behaving?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Yep. Near Luton. I expect I will have to behave most of the time, but will be on here just enough to annoy people.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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Did you make a Ltd or Umbrella decision in the end?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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A mate's Ltd. Cheaper than an umbrella. Less hassle than having my own Ltd again.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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You mean Friday?Sort of. Just taking a quick break from decorating.
Tomorrow will be a day of relaxation before my one day working week.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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ArghThese all seem to answer the question. Shambles has broken my brain.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Well I hope it goes well and that the bigger boys don't steal your lunch money.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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Well make sure you clean your shoes and get an early night.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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Lube me up, Scotty.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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You made me think of it earlier with your snooker ball in a sock.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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Not tonight, I've got a headache.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Would you like me...To sort out your plumbing?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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About 2 hours ago I'd have begged for itNow my pipes are piping hot thanks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Lorks...*Nonetheless stumbles off to meeting with raging stonk-on*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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I'll just wash me cock after it's been up your arse, THEN you can suck me to a climax.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Intelligence officer? Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Woman walks into a record (I know) shop and says to the young assistant"Have you got Jingle Bells on a 12 inch?"
Asistant says, "No Mrs but I have dangle balls on a ten inch!"
Woman says, "Is that a record?"
Assistant says, "No, but I'm only 16!"
EDIT: Bauchickawowwow.
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Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you *gay*, sir?(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)
As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of hereor Well here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.
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I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse.I call it 'surprise sex'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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Dead or alive, you're coming (with me).(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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