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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Big day on thursday!Im getting my hurr did, getting my braces off and having a birthday party.
big day coming up for you?
Alt: jewelry
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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I friggin will,I'll be eating loads of food and arseing about on the beach.
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Don't do too much arsing they are pretty fiercly muslamic down there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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woohoohoo!nothing exciting coming up for me. I have a house warming party in a couple of weeks though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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Shit, Quintin's in the crawl space again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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"3 metres... 2 metres... that can't be right, according to this he's right on top of us"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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totally read that as 'cockslap'.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Not really, got a few gigs coming up, and I'm at a b3tan housewarming in about 3 weeks timeAside from that, nothing much going on with me at the minute.
Alt: The only thing even close to jewellery I wear is my watch.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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after all the rants ive had,i shouldn't say this but I want to go to a gig(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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I don't think you'd like these ones K(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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I have bruises and a sore neck from Mastodon(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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Hilarious strikethrough about wanking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Good gig then?My friend saw them last Monday, said they were incredible
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Yeah really good, the support was good as wellDillinger Escape Plan and Red fang
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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I'm yet to be impressed by Dillinger Escape Plan, I know a lot of people who rave about them, but I just don't see it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Well I don't really listen to them, but live they were incredible(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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I'm not sure I can top these exciting events you have coming up.Alt: What about jewellery?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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How much can you fit under your foreskin when trying to avoid Russian Secret Police?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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When my foreskin is blinged up I don't hide it from anyone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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Another reason to come to the UK, we have more foreskins per head than the US, FACTBOMB(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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you shouldn't really have foreskin on your headperhapd on your forehead, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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oh man did anyone else see jamelias breasts on room 101 last nightcor and all that
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Why would you put jamelia's breasts into room 101How would the So Solid Crew feed?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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I like her.Is she a reality telly person? I've only ever seen her on never mind the buzzcocks. She's quite sweet for a brummie. And she has smashing breasts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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thats all true, i don't think she's a reality thingshe was a pop star, might still be
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this is her one and only hit of all timewww.youtube.com/watch?v=_egs4VXHLYYQ
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Nice one playa.Getting your braces off is the best feeling in the world.
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You eyeing it up for scrap? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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I wish I'd had spasticated horse gnashers then I could have the pleasure of having a contraption removed from my gob.Sadly I have a lovely set of human teeth.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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It means you can eat ribs again, I'd missed them so much.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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I haven't eaten ribs in years, turns out they weren't as good as I remembered them to be(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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cos i'm such a nice person i'm not gonna post what i nearly posted hereyour welcome
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Dead mums ribs obviously, it's quentin, he is predictable. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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You should post this story in this week's QOTW(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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Apart from you know, having to have enough time to do it,enough money to pay for a computer and internet connection etc.
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What about thick people?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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Well they should fuck off back to pakistanstupid woman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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and people with audio or kinesthetic learning styles...zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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No it's not.Unless 'cool' is the new word for 'dull as piss'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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Yes.I've invited myself to your birthday and am currently packing my bags!
Alt: In my b-boy years I used to sport what is known as 'truck jewellery'. This involved a substantial weight of silver round my neck and wrists. One bracelet I had weighed so much I had to take it off to DJ. I looked like a penis.
Nowadays I sport two hefty silver skull rings (or would if I hadn't lost one of them in my flat). I look like a penis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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This is what I explained to my mother on the weekend.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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you'll always have a skull(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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No-one told this chap:www.courtsandhackett.com/keiths_ring.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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You're right.Keith Richards isn't cool.
*does proper belm-with-fliddy-arm-wave combo*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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maybe like 40 years ago, but he's way too old nowand that little girl he was banging, yuck
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You're thinking of Woody Allen.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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no keith was knocking uglies with some girl of about 19 it was really horriblei saw it in heat magazine
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oh wait it was ronnie wood, but they're practically the same person(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
He was in a superb band call the Birds in the mid-60s*.Because of The Byrds they had to change their name to...'Birds Birds' which really is incredibly shit isn't it?
*best tune 'Say Those Magic Words'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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i like photograph and rock starand how you remind me, i don't like the explicit lyrics in S.E.X tho
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Or this one:crazypigdesigns.blogspot.com/2010/05/iggy-pop-skull-ring.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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He's much more alright now than he was between about 1975 and 1990when he was proper shit with terrible hair and hanging out with that cunt Bowie.
'The Passenger'?
'China Girl'?
No thanks Jim.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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I didn't.Siouxsie and the Banshees did a great cover of The Passenger though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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My pal recorded a song with Iggy Pop*.He practically shat himself with excitement when he met him. Tried to take a picture of him with his arm round him and fucked up: he has a picture of his own arm to show the grandchildren. I pretended not to find this hilarious.
*www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZzDbRp3z4
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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My mum's actress mate was in Crossroads.Unfortunately I mean the shit TV show, not the 'blues Karate Kid' 80s lol-fest of the same name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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I can.I served Mike Nolan a cup of tea in a pub once. I don't think he's allowed alcohol now he's retarted.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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i saw that simon guy who was on the radio in the 80s at an airportEDIt Mayo, it was Simon Mayo
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No, he's too famous, sorry.He still does a radio 2 show, a film show on radio 5 AND he's about to start hosting Blockbusters.
Mike Nolan just drinks tea, argues about who has the right to use the name Bucks Fizz and drools a lot.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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I saw 80s pop sensation Paul Young at Heathrow once.He was wearing a hat which he took off and put on the desk. Unless he was LYING in his lyrics that therefore meant that he now lives in Heathrow airport.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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Airport spot #2I saw The Cheeky Girls at Malaga airport. That was life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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...where he still lives to this very day(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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I saw Valerie Singleton in Birmingham AirportTop that.
(with glitter and sticky backed plastic)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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I'll bet you do.I'M SAYING YOU ARE BENT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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toby anstis caused a swingball accident which cost my brother four of the fingers on his left hand(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
AA was sexually abused by Neil Buchanan between the ages of 6 and 13(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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My pal Mat had a wardrobe delivered by Stewpot from Grange Hill.All of mine bar the AA one are actually true.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Hahahahah^ Childish lol of the day
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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The guy who plays the nasty old English rapist in Braveheart drinks in my local(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:54,
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The weasally cockney man from 'Lock Stock'drinks in the Yucatan Bar in Stoke Newington
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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I wanted to speak to this chap and Say i recognised him as the nasty old rapist from Braveheartbut I was told in no uncertain terms not to : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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My brother went out with the girl who played Adele Murray in Brookside(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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Your brother sounds like as big a liar as mine.Mine does actually exist though so I'm still winning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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They went to the same school, it's not out of the realms of possibility(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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Your brother did not go to the same school as mine.Now YOU'RE doing it too.
STOP WITH THE LYING, OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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I mean my brother went to the same school as her.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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Backpedalling AND lying, AA?I thought better of you, I really did.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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sofa arrives in 3/4 of an hour!man, my life is ordinary
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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Set fire to it as they deliver it to spice things up bit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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might be the only way to get it through the door(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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You could dance round it and tell them you are Lord of the dance settee. That would liven the delivery up.
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for some reason the woman in the shop already thinks I'm crazywhen she asked "miss, Mrs or Ms" and I said "Ms" she said she thought I would be. I think I was insulted there, I'm not sure
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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to me it means"fuck off defining me by my marital status"
I used it when I was married, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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To me it means"I'm really bitter about my marital status"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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or 'I AM A LEZZA' and an angry one at that(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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my headmistress was a Ms and she was obviously a massive lezzergot your back, homes
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but why does anyone give a fuck aboutmy marital status when I pay for a bill or something? Boys don't get asked if they are married or not all the time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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popular in the coop are you?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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or "married a guy with a shit surname"i have 2 married friends who use ms + maiden name for that exact reason.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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Is it wrong that i want to make this?www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2012/feb/08/how-to-make-a-doner-kebab#/?picture=385573540&index=0
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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No.I saw that a couple of days ago and thought the same. I haven't had a kebab in years, and I think making it myself might be the only way I'd ever trust one again now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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I rather fancy a go at that myself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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Or just go here:www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/12/jay-rayner-restaurant-pitt-cue
yes, I'm bored of work and reading the Guardian's food section watcha gonna do about it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Best kebabs I've had:www.mangal1.com/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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Well if it's good enough for a young Saddam hussain, it's good enough for mewww.mangal1.com/gallery.htm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:04,
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Mein Gott!Talk about a celebrity endorsement.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:06,
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Thanks for a glorious feast MangalIt was even better than Scud-u-like in Bagdhad.
Love, Saddam.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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Might just buy mincerather than buy lamb breast and a mincer.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Poncy fucking chefs.He looks easily smug enough to be the sort of person to mince his own meat, too.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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Was my reply so disturbing that it needed the sub thread deleting?Sorry about that...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:20,
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Something about wanking over Pamela Stephenson.I also just discovered that if you start to google Pamela Stephenson Not The Nine O'Clock News the second auto suggestion is "Pamela Stephenson Not The Nine O'Clock News Breasts"
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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was it about the hens and their orgasms?I still don't know if they do or not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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I wrote a rather crude reply too, am a little upset it was deleted(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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Right, I'm going home to watch my football team get humilated in front of a TV audience of...well...tens, probably.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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hahai am tempted to post some of the gazzes i am getting about this. poor old shallowcunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:40,
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What the fuck is going here?I am old and a little confused...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:45,
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i postpsycho deletes it because "he doesn't want me posting in his threads". this apparently means more to him than annoying other people by deleting their conversations.
end of.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:46,
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Psychochomp posts. People reply.If swipe posts anywhere in that subthread, Psychochomp deletes his post thereby removing all the replies.
Because Swipe's being snide.
I don't give a shit whether those two are fueding or not, but deleting other peoples' posts makes you a cunt. Offtopic is turning into a playground. It's pathetic.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:46,
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I don't even care if they are feuding, let alone what you said.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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Yes I am reduced to shit spelling gags, sozzers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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sometimes i am being snide, but who the fuck on here isn't?often i am just replying to other people. but "he doesn't want that" apparently. pfffft.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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If only there was an ignore option...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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he used it perfectly well for agesgod knows why he felt the need to change. i tried it, but he posts so fucking often that i missed out on too many conversations.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:58,
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