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What's your favourite kind of stripper?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Paint.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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Oh, I know this one!The kind that the fat yank killed and then had to bully BGB to suicide to cover it up because she knew too much. that kind. *prouds*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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And then thread-deletes because he gets no fucking sympathy.Tee and indeed Hee
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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I prefer it the other way roundAfter all, a lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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*token recognition of music reference*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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buta lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying! Not you!
(thanks for that Bloodhound Gang)
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damaged ones with Daddy issues and a burgeoning drug addiction.So Spearmint Rhino, mainly,
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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The saddest thing is that Battereds brilliant "What's your question?" reply has now been lost.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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That guy is a prick, I don't say it often on the internet but he is a bonafide, attention seeking,helmeted,prick.(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Battered?That's a bit harsh, I mean he's a twat sometimes but...oh...you meant the other one...oops.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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I know. I was just making a joke at Battered's expense.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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Not as bad as Apeloverage, but yes, still a prick. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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God, even you don't like yourself? That's just sad.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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You really are.How's the job going, wankchops?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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Did The Resident Loon delete a storyabout The Mad Stripper being dead, apparently dying in mysterious circumstancesthe day before he last saw her? Because posting that and then deleting it wouldn't be suspicious behaviour at all.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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He mentioned diner food.I wonder if it was this: uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/us-man-has-heart-attack-while-eating--triple-bypass-burger--at-the-heart-attack-grill.html
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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I swear, that is the plot of the series finale of Man Vs Food, right there.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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That show gives me heartburn just watching it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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It's very much a guilty pleasure for me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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I've done one eating challenge in my life, it nearly killed meNever again
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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Bella's cunt is known to be pretty toxic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Rimming?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:04,
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I had a colleague years ago who could probably eat that Adam bloke under the tableand then go back for seconds. Wouldn't care but he was by no stretch of the imagine a tubbylardbucket either.
Also he once did a how many dry crackers can you eat in a minute challenge. I think he got 17.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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I've never attempted the dry crackers one, the idea knocks me sickMy challenge was this
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:04,
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That's a fairly hefty burger.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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Twas certainly a challengeOnly 1lb, but top quality beef. By the end it wasn't so much the amount as the texture that was difficult. My jaw ached for days.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:09,
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I actually did laugh at the tachyon joke in the last threadfor those that are interested ie no one.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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My dear boy.Have you decided to be a HARDMAN and say fuck it to the expense on Saturday?
I hope you have as it's taken me months to sew this dressing gown.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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HE'S TOTALLY COVERING HIS BACKwith her skin
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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Coveing the point at which his walls and ceiling meet, shirley?Editing bugger.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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ones with low standards.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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The kind who walk around with a pint pot asking for a pound to show you their growler(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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I dunno, I haven't washed for a week and I'm quite poor.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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why not post it on /talk? (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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doortheres loads of ads for them on lamposts round my way, i can't believe they do home visits
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NO YOU IDIOT SHE JUST TAKES HER CLOTHES OFF ITS COMPLETLELY DIFFERENTHAHAHAHA NOT REALLY, I THINK IT IS SOMEONE WHO STRIPS PAINT OFF DOORS, MUST BE A SPECIALIST TRADE THING
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