Anyone around?
I've had me chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:41, 226 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I bet you have, you filthy beast.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Lots of salt and lots of vinegar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:46, Reply)

The only way to eat chips
Did you go for the cod then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Yeap!
It was fuckin' massive!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I bet you say that to all the girls.
Where's everybody gone, do you suppose?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:52, Reply)

They are probably watching the tellybox.
That's my guess. Are we missing anything?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I doubt it.
But W******* R*** starts back on Wednesday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I didn't watch the last series, it had got a little too far fetched.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Evening Jeff
I had pie and beans. Sometime before 9:30 I have to prep tomorrow's slow cooker dinner, because there's bugger all chance I'll do it tomorrow morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)

What are you planning on throwing in the slow cooker Lighty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Lamb tagine
it was fucking awesome last time so I'm going to try and see if it was a fluke.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I'm not familiar with that particular dish, tell me more.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)

lamb, onion and dried fruit mostly
in this case dates. It's lush. I have bought couscous to eat it with specially.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Had beef & beer pie and cauliflower cheese. Getting ready for an hours worth of shouting at channel 4 at 9pm.
Also spending time researching cars to buy. Boring family cars, not like the really nice ones (often 3 at a time + motorbikes) that I used to own.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)

What was the nicest car you've owned, and what was the most fun?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Nicest to own was a Porsche Cayenne Turbo.

To drive depends on if you mean on track or road. I used to own & race a TVR Chimera 4 litre (the one with the high compression engine) and also owned and raced a BMW Z4 with the M3 engine. TVR was fun in a basic way, BMW was more sophisticated.

To drive on the road day to day was a BMW 5 series, I used to do a long commute and it was easy to drive, well equipped, fast and comfortable.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)

My XR2 from years ago was the most fun I had.
No ABS, no power steering - and a teenager behind the wheel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I am looking at boring estate cars. Joys of being a family man.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Audi have some tasty estate cars.
Or are you trying to be more sensible than that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Just come out and say it if you think Battered is an arsehole.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

As Audi's are driven by wankers I am looking at the VW Passat estate. Same car underneath.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

yep, its been ages
but I feel that the internet needs to know that I had hoops on toast
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:58, Reply)

nostalgic

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Nope I haven't had any in a while

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)

clickin dis cos thats how i roll

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)

haters gonna hate

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

*Waits for you to Fire Up The Quattro*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Is it 1973?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Nope as I added mixed herbs to them while heating them up
'cause I'm a foodie like that
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:02, Reply)

You, earlier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lt2U7_NImQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:02, Reply)

More or less that was the case

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:03, Reply)

The best of all the Gene Hunt quotes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYeNuCTf_PE&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)

In a bit Im listening to Sabotage by the Beastie Boys
Because that's the first thing I thought of when you said fire up the quattro
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I'm watching a load of thieving gypsies moan about the Old Bill because they nick them when they break the law.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Classic.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I had you down as more of a Harry Batt fan! :-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I just fucking love that quote.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

It's Gene at his best!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I got a book of his best quotes for Christmas a couple of years ago.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

What's your favourite?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Probably the spastic in a magnet factory one, to be honest.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Agreed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I've loaned my in laws every series of Mars and Ashes in recent weeks.
They've been lapping them up, even though they saw them first time around.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)

That's what I meant!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)

well RIS-me.
I stand by the foodie comment though
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Any news B3th?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Not yet.
He said by the end of the week, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)

My fingers are getting sore 'cos they've been crossed for 48 hours.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Did you eat your chips with crossed fingers?
That's quite an achievement.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I'm special.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I've heard that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

i had chips too, do curly friees still count as chips what with them not having been chipped and all?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)

someday someone will reply and be nice to me, quinten
some day :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Has someone pissed on
your chips curly frie(e)s?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

i should hope not, the seasoning would certainly suggest otherwise

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)

yes. esp if you cover with mozzarella and bake them after frying

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

how does that make them chips? doesn't that just makes them cheesy curly fries?
are you an expert on these things?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)

If adding cheese makes me wrong
I don't want to be right
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

start from the beginning, you've lost me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Curly Fries are chips
bake them in mozzarella for extra win
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

how can they be chips when there more sort of peeled than chipped form the potato
are you lying to me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I SAID ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

The non curly parts are chipped away

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

your wrong and your i liar, i'm putting you on ignore forever now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I win by default

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

i'm taking you off ignore to disagre e and then putting you back on ignore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

You're alive!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)

oh shit, yeh
my corvid obesity turned out to just be wind
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Lucky escape, man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

could have been worse, it might have been avian flu

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Is that the one you get from bottled water?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

you're thinking of ulceration of the volvic canal in your urethra, comes from drinking french water
easy mistake to make
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I'm forever doing that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Evening Jeff
I'm drinking beer from round your way and washing it down with some music from one of Bristol's finest bands, Flying Saucer Attack.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)

What brew are you on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Southville Hop from the Bristol Beer Factory
It's lovely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

When you're next in the the mecca of the West Country
Get yourself to one of these two places.

www.grainbarge.co.uk/

www.tobaccofactory.com/

Both fine venues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Noted
Thanks. The first one looks good for music too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

If you make it down at any point, give me a shout!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Will do
Although serious drinking plans are currently curtailed due to small child.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Nonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Can't drink too much when you're noncing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I am.
I have no chips, but I'm having my final packet of crisps before Lent starts.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Are crisps the things that's going for Lent?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah
sweets, cakes and biscuits are going as well. Was tempted to give up meat, for diet purposes but I'd miss it too much.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

You've gotta eat!
Well done for not considering giving up booze!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Haha I considered it for five minutes
then realised I'm meant to go out tomorrow night, and it would be pathetic to break Lent on literally the day it starts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Good work!
Going anywhere special tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

It would make baby Jesus cry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)

No licking the flavour off crisps for 40 days :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I know, sad times

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Good luck with that.
I gave up crisps and chocolate for new year. The chocolate hasn't really been a problem, but I do miss my crisps.
*sighs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Thanks
and good on you for lasting this long. I don't think I could give them up for the year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I don't have much choice.
It's one of the main reasons I'm such a lolfatty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

You should play more crazy golf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I couldn't cope with the pain

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Imagine if you played everyday.
You'd be odds on favourite for the next PIER BASH.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

She could beat me easily*
* No special skills may be needed for this feat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

You only lost
because your trousers were falling down due to you losing weight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I thought Amberl was going for the Dizzy Rascal look!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

No, she was just blacking up for comedy effect

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

That and I'm a spastic
but the good news is the weight has stayed off :) one and a half stone.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I think I found them

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Would you like some more?
Still got a couple to get rid of
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

With all due respect to the honourable member
Fuck Right Off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

It was the licking crisps wot done it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

*sighs*
crisps windows
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I think it would take a lot more than that
to improve my spectacular spasticness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)

But it's funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Helping with the pain, Jeffrey....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Never mind b3th
Maybe we could go to the pub next time and play darts instead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I saw that!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Nuffink to see here!
:-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

My record at darts is even worse than my golf.
I have, in fact, been known to miss the *wall*.

I'll take on all comers at the quiz machine though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Right.
The IT Box challenge it is!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Woo!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)

What's your favourite game?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Twister

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Quiz game, nob'ead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I don't know.
Any of the quizzy ones. Trivial Pursuit usually pays out well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I've not seen a Trivial Pursuits quiz machine in donkeys!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Ours has got loads of quizzes on it
Trivial Pursuit being one of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I do quite well on 'pub quiz'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

So do I
: )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Battleships is my fave though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I was once playing the one where you connect letters to make words
and I got 'quim'. It was on the prize board for ages.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

so everyone in the pub
who played that game, saw your quim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

And not for the first time

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

yeah cos jesus gives a shit if you don't eat Walkers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Everytime I eat McCoys
Jesus kills a kitten.

Lent is just a handy time for giving things up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

like that time scarpe lent someone a beer?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I am watching the Brit awards.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Or the 'Quends' as they should be known.
Evening PD.

How is your sniffle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)

My sniffle is gone.
I see Rihanna won 'Hottest International Piece of Ass'.

Quite rightly so as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

if ass?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Ninja edited.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

The move of a Fruitella lover
And no mistake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I really don't dig this whole fruitella ting.
Meanwhile, in York, I have finished developing my new musical genre.

I bring you...Quendcore.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Sounds good.
Tell me more about Quendcore - you know the whore!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

It's like mid nineties DnB with undercurrents of bombastic pop rock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

HOW TO GROW A PLANET, YOU IDIOT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I imagine that to be a quite depressing experience.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I imagine he's taking the opportunity to wank like a circus chimp

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

One has to take every available opportunity.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I'm spent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I just "won" me a record on eBay
Go me!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

What is it of?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Man or Astroman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Were they not a bit gash?
I've just bought a record by The Prunes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Their music
goes right through me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

90s Surf Music. I've always enjoyed what I've heard previously.
I assume The Prunes are someone different from The Electric Prunes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)

The Prunes. Danish hip hop.
They did some tracks on Mo Wax. I am an obsessive Mo Wax fan.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5ccdhkDzY
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Hip hop is a bit uncharted territory for me
I have recently been tentatively dipping my toe in with some related purchases.
Obsessing about a label can be a costly process, but often fun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I am available if you need any hip hop guidance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

And I'm here if you need any hip replacement advice

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Starting points-
Instrumental or vocal? Old Skool, New Skool or No Skool? East Coast or West Coast? Golden Age or Daisy Age? Electro or turntables?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)

I tried starting from the beginning
I bought Sugarhill Gang and Grandmaster Flash LPs.
Turned out to be mostly disco apart from the famous ones.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Public Enemy- Nation of Millions and Fear of a Black Planet.
Then Black on Both Sides by Mos Def. Report back when this assignment is completed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I've been looking at PE on eBay, but couldn't decide which to go for...
Noting these down before heading off to bed. Thanks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Those are the best two by far.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind... Actually you have already indirectly helped.
You were on here one night raving about Endtroducing (which one of my more clued up friends also rates), then I saw it was reissued on 180g vinyl so decided to give it a try. I was not disappointed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

...Endtroducing is an astonishing piece of work.
The archaeology of crate digging. Preserving the unremembered past.

Best tracks are Building Steam With a Grain of Salt, The Number Song, Organ Donor and WDYSLL.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I had a baked tattie, rocket salad and homemade coleslaw.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)

How terribly un-glaswegian.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)

unless the coleslaw was deep fried in six-beer batter
and washed down with Irn-Bru
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I'm part wop.
Which part you ask? Why my skanky salami of course.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Wops don't eat baked tatties.
I'm calling 'filthy liar' on this dinner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

yeah, part wop and that.
Of course, an Eyetalian eating foods from other parts of the world? OMG NEVAR!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

This post contains most of your RDA of facts

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Alright Masterchef.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)

alright Heston Jeffthedogfuckerthal

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Tonight. The 'Hot Dog'.
With special relish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

the secret is to dip the plums in cold water.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

hahaha
blanched plums.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

did devil duck post a thread here a few days ago? he's lying to me by gaz and i want to set the record straight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Who the fuck is devil?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I haven't seen DD since my old days on /board.
I certainly haven't seen him on here. But I haven't been here as much as usual recently.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

cheers b3th, i only thought cos he was handsome

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

OMG he's totally lush!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

i no rite!
can we start like a fanclub with t shirts and that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.
He is one SEXY mofo!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

OMG No real names on the internet!!!!!1!!eleven!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)

soz edited, didn't mean to get you in trouble with the 5-Oh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Keep it on the DL, Quents.
You never seen me, right?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

i don't know what the DL is, but i'm hoping it is sexy
and maybe has a buffay
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

dunno Q, I don't think so.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

i was wrong mmps, it was on talk
sorry for wasting your time everyone, thanks tho, sorry devil duck too, sorry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'm here, I'm queer, and I won't go away.
I made £140 on eBay today folks. Who knew vintage Bayern Munich shirts were worth so much?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

£140?
Wow. That will buy you almost TWO shirts!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Or half a jacket.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Or one and a half shoes

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Deacon lolz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

It will pay for my trip to the hair salon tomorrow, with £80 spare.
I might get red hair this time, I dunno I ain't decided.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

*does quick sums*
£60 for a trip to the barbers?
Unless you see AT LEAST a senior associate, that is well bent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

He'll have a shower, and then phone his brother up
within the hour, he'll smash another cup.

The Associate lolz (you probably don't remember them).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewiMdGXs3I0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Alright Bazzington?
When are you back North?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm here now bruv.
Heading back to London this weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

If you fancy a drink in Leeds let me know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Finished my assignment. Woohoo.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I hope it self destructs in 5 seconds.
*Undercover Elephant LOLz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

If only Jeff ...
The Welsh Assembly Government, in collaboration with other relevant bodies, has identified a national purpose for schools. A list of requirements is set out in the School Effectiveness Framework noting, in the first instance, that schools should:
Enable all children and young people to develop their full potential by acquiring skills, knowledge, understanding and attitudes, including personal, social and emotional skills, to enable them to become economically, socially and personally active citizens and lifelong learners.
What important links can be drawn between this statement and broader perspectives on education? And, drawing on personal experiences, what impact is possible at classroom level?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

What the actual fuck?
You had to write an entire paper on the impact of the WA stating the absolutely fucking obvious?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

SOOOOO TEDIOUS.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

What was your personal experience?
I taught Little Johnny that killing people was wrong, and so far he hasn't killed anybody.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Americans go whoop.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

This is bullshit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I know, I just wrote a fucking essay on it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)

HATERS!!!!
"Enable all children and young people to develop their full potential by acquiring skills, knowledge, understanding and attitudes, including personal, social and emotional skills, to enable them to become economically, socially and personally active citizens and lifelong learners."

seriously though, what the actual fuck? this fails many, many children.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

It's a fruity way of saying "copying out the textbook and memorising big lists of facts", that's for sure.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

My school mainly focused on woodwork and fighting

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

We actually used the workshops for one, maybe two lessons a year.
I think they were there for display more than anything else.

And of course they couldn't have had the kids doing anything they might find interesting or enjoyable and be a valuable learning experience at the same time, oh no.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)

plenty of kids simply can't fulfil the above criteria.
they ain't failures and neither is the education system for not "enabeling" them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

It's a fruity way of saying
teach them like we used to do forty years ago.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)

The whole degree s bollocks, even the lecturers say by the time we graduate most of it will be irrelevant.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

kids should go to school, man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Did you save it?
It would be terrible if anything were to .... happen.... to it.
*waves large electromagnet near computer*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

+ kills a load of old aged spastics at computer club at the same time
*pace maker lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Sssssh.
I'm trying to keep that quiet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

hehehe

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

It never came up yesterday.
Was I wrong not to volunteer the information?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Err, yes.
Saying that, it's on your CV isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)

What? The fact that I killed a bunch of old dears?
Hardly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

You'll be working with kids.
Of course you should mention killing the olds.

*May have been too serious before*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Not just kids.
19-24 year olds who've been sent by the job centre or they lose their benefits.

They're the BEST kind of students.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)

How dare you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)