TV
My friend has decided to enter me into a country tv show like the bachellorette but with cowboys.
im only agreeing in the hopes that I get a spinoff tv show.

Have you been on tv?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:32, 53 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So you are hoping
To get on telly and shag a cowboy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:45, Reply)

if im even chosen, its incredibly likely the only result will be nation wide humiliation

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Don't think so small
Put it on YouTube and you could go international.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:27, Reply)

good idea!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I am full of love and support for mankind.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I once walked past a reporter filming a piece to camera for BBC Look North.
No idea if it made the final cut.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Yup
Myself and another B3tan where on the BBC TV show Eggheads!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Did you beat CJ? Smug prick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Nah
The smug prick got some simple questions that even a five year old could answer.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Oh god bitter over a crappy tv show destined for students, alcoholics, depressives and the saga generation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Not bitter at all
The day was a great laugh, even though we lost!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Or "b3tans", as they are known round here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)

nah mostly they're white middle class speccy unsporting fat kids in their twenties who were resoundingly bullied at school
have very few friends or social skills, and have a crappy job in IT where changing a toner cartridge is the highlight of their puss filled day.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Don't forget the oodles of pent-up resentment and belligerence.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Hiya Krispina
I'm off to go and do more packing soon.
Tiggger's travel cage has arrived. I've put his dinner in it to get him used to it.
How are you, beeatch?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:06, Reply)

thats lovely
Im alrigjt biznitch
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Yes. I was on Watchdog in 2001 when the company I worked for had to do a big product recall and stop a service people had signed up for.
Also done various bits in the press and on radio to represent a couple of charities I am involved with.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Good to hear you're doing some good in the world.
Was one of the Charities CODA?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Epilepsy Action. As I am also a shaking window licker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)

See, now I feel bad for taking the piss.
you heartless bastard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Glad you apologised
He'd have a fit if you didn't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Seizure the day...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Must remember to dig out my strobe light before the bash

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Fine by me - I don't have photo sensitive shaking disease.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)

I just want to throw some shapes.
Mostly circles and spheres
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)

They'll be big circles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)

That was the joke. You forgot a word.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Ninja

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)

heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Ha ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Mr Stevens less successful...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Really wild show

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:09, Reply)

They had your mum in a cage again didn't they

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)

She was throwing shit, it was awful.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)

All the kids started cryin when she exhibited her reddened prolapsed arsehole cos she were in heat
nasty stuff man
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I was on North West Tonight
when I was about 11 dressed in Victorian Costume. Oh, and I won a prize on Going Live, but I wasn't on telly for that.

I hope you do get on telly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:42, Reply)

There's a qotwer who's totally made for you
He's into steam punk, larp, and is a definite virgin.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=29160

I'll put a good word in for you if ya want.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I like how his user picture is on a site
that has become a linkbait blog.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)

I was on North West Tonight with my 'band'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:48, Reply)

what did you play?
(and when was it - you weren't the ones who sung "POLLUTION, PO PO POLLUTION" which I remember to this day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Haha no, there were two of us and I was the singer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I was interviewed for Spanish TV once
at Live 8. I think they only asked because I was the only one that couldn't be bothered running to the front when they opened the gates.
(berk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Course I fucking have.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Crimewatch?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:09, Reply)

BarryOaks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I've also had an argument with Ian Wright on Talksport on more than one occasion.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:25, Reply)

You know shouting at the telly doesn't count, right?

(berk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

There's Youtube footage of one of my arguments knocking about somewhere.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I appeared for 1.6 seconds on Match of the Day
I was so proud.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Alright cunts?
I am waiting to go home after the boring work back-slapping event having narrowly avoided going out for drinks with the Marketing department and a bunch of people I don't know from the branches. I shall be at home watching ill-advised telly in no time.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I tripped and fell into a telly at curry's once.
I hope this helps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I was once in the background while Prince Charles was opening a railway station...

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I have been on tv

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:28, Reply)