Who has salad as a payday treat?
Monters, I had no idea your tits were so attractive!

I am pretty much done for the day and am trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the afternoon. I am thinking MD's and copious alcohol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Will you still be about at home-time?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Not your hometime, mate.
7pm, will have been out of work 3 hours by then.

I am out near home tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Playing out in your street?
I hope your Mam can see you through the window
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Windows?
We're not middle class.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

OK, hole in the side of the corrugated iron lean-to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Woofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

done for the day and am trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the afternoon. I am thinking MD's and copious alcohol the biggest woofter in South London. And that's the home of the woofter. So that is some claim. And it's wholly justified.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Longest strikethrough of the day award

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Woofter? Really?
I am more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Sarf laandan will fuck u up blud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

What happened to steak?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

It is when a cow is killed and butchered into nommy pieces
But that's not important right now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Tenuouslolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Steak is always important.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

rib eye please, rare, with hollandaise sauce french fries and lambs lettuce
ta
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Lettuce? Woofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Hollandaise with steak?
Hmmmm, not tried this. Lambs lettuce is shite though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Really he wants Linda McCartney rossages and Aunt Bessie roast potatoes
but he's too embarrassed to admit it, so instead he made up some semi-plausible bullshit steak meal to appear 'tough'.

He fools no-one, of course, and has succeeded only in coming across as an even more bent spastic than usual. Quite some achievement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

He can't even handle a Linda McCartney sausage
Only man-sausage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

all I have for supper tonight is own brand cornflakes and a strangers baby batter for milk
*cries*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Hey, I'm not a stranger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

And those aren't cornflakes
*scratches scabby helmet into box*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Does this mean we have just double-teamed Apey?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

*porridge cousins fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

It's Bernaise sauce without the tarragon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I know what it is!
Just not had it with steak.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Not overly enamoured of tarragon, I have to say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

That's why homemade bernaise is best - you can adjust the amount of tarragon to taste.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Tarrergun?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)

One doesn't order rare rib eye.
Commoner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Pray tell why not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Medium rare at the rarest, because it hasd loads of marbled fat.
Medium for me, you have to cook the fat out. It's why ribeye tastes so good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I dont think I've ever had a rib-eye steak
Bone = less meat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

bone = flavour
although tbh mostly the bone has been removed prior to cooking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

You have had a few japs-eye ones though I'll bet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I may have a steak tonight
You can keep your Asian cock-fantasy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Seeing as Centerparcs is frog
the food is surprisingly fucking appalling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Meh
It will be nicer than Monty's Value noodles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

It was proved before that you cannot afford tears
Please return them forthwith
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Aw he was going to season his value noodles with the salt in those tears

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

In which case why does your mum's flange taste so fucking disgusting?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

That'll be all the scabs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Because your Mum has been noshing it with her fetid breath.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Rotten, curdled spunk
It is just not a blue cheese sauce, no matter how much you keep your eyes closed when "downstairs"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

The trick is to hold one's nose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I let her bush block my nostrils like a filter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

How would you have it then setyourfacestomightybadger?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

'Set your faeces to smug'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Setyourbacksidetoreceive

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

trainingcourselols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Actually I disagree with him on this one
although I can see the point. I still order ribeye rare because I can't stand the idea of overcooking decent steak.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Cote d'boeuf, blue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

"d'beouf"? FFS.
Where were you dragged up?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Paris
Texas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Now, they KNOW how to cook a steak in Texas.
"Can I have a rare ribeye and a well done filet?". Fucking oik.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

That's what it says you visually impaired map of africa.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Not in France

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Oh be nice to him.
It's his boeoueoufday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

*eggs Monty on*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

*oeufs Monty on*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

THAT'S THE JOWK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Making it obvious for Battered.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

The thing that's most obvious to me is your MASSIVE COWLICK

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

WLI

Get a room, you repulsive chutters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I made this joke yesterday
But it wasn't "bigging up" Stunned's weapon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

It needs no introduction.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Only a magnifying glass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Except on sunny days
Wouldn't do to burn his pubes off again
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Do you mean boeuf lick
You illiterate nonce?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

That would be a vache léchez

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Following a noun with an imperative?
Dear god, man, were you educated in a polytechnic?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Mais oui. Il est un Cretin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Google Translate will translate the words, but not the syntax.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

THAT'S NO EXCUSE

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)