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Are you all too busy sifting chicken fried krill with your enormous baline filled mouths?
£5 flat fee fine. Who or what would you like to be able to charge with a £5 fine? i will nominated the wanker trying to pull in fropm the wrong lane on my commute this morning, thus avoiding the queue, NOT ON MY WATCH SUNSHINE!
alt alt: *sigh* lunch?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:20,
189 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
24mins and counting....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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£5 fine to your Mum for breaking my banjo string with her massive fat arse.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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There's a good question
Virginity loss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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She did you a favour
otherwise you'd have to go jewish like AA, and Monty would no longer be your friend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I am Jewish.
Including the popular operation.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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Does Monty know this?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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He does.
And refers to the Tribe as "one of your lot".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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It's the best you can hope for really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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It's a let off, isn't it?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Metro wankers with too loud hissy headphones on
Sympathy lunch reply - ham and grain mustard sammich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I'm parked up in town, waiting for mr b3th to come out of his doctors appointment.
I'm enjoying the sunshine, subjecting passers by to my phat choons, and taking photos for my 366 project.
Alt: anyone who doesn't know why their car has indicators.
Alt alt: not for me thanks, I'm fine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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How's the zeppelin race coming along?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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I'm bopping along happily in my seat to the music on my radio,
So it's definitely a two horse race.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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+ black eyes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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I'll be handing out black eyes in a minute
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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*motorboats*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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Motorboat?
Pedalo, more like.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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*uses feet*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Spank me B3th, you sauce bottle.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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I say!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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BY JOVE, what big hands you have.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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catsup?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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Nothing. Catsup with you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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nuthin'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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I declare that this thread is full of win!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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I declare that you are a bent, witless spastic.
/Monty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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It's like he never died
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Actually the wrong lane?
Or are there two lanes provided to ease congestion, but everyone insists on only using one out of some misguided sense of fairplay?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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A left lane to turn left and a right lane to turn right onto the mini roundabout
I simply block the fuckers leaving them stranded on the roundabout in everyone's way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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Ok, fair enough
Just one of my many pet hates when driving.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Anyone who doesn't say thanks after you hold the door open for them.
And anyone who doesn't say please and thank you when ordering drinks at the bar. Winds me up beyond words.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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Cheers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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This^
Thank you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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I don't say thankyou when someone holds the door open for me.
Look what happened to Hudson in the Great Escape.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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danke
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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i would enforce a £5 fine for people who start tedious threads
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1542238
£5 please
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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that thread has hundreds of replies, i win
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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97
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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literally hundreds
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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Man, you'd be down(s) a shitload of cash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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it would make me up my game somewhat
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Just pretend then and save each £5
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Sorry, am rather busy today
I'd charge my housemate £5 everytime he mentioned football, as he just sounds ridiculous every time he speaks.
Alt: Once again, rabbit curry.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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That rabbit curry runs and runs, doesn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Not anymore it doesn't
I thought I'd managed to debone it rather well, the vertabrae I just chewed on shows me that there is still more I could have done.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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He's got more rabbit than sainsbury's
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Its time B3th got it off her chest
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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*thinks about b3th's chest*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Oh FUCK I'm bored.
This place is a fucking mortuary this week.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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I'm listening to red fang
what are you listening to?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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My bosses' boss talking shit on the phone to a customer
*dons earphones*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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Now Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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My boss complaining, currently
But at lunch, I had a listen to some Behemoth
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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I'm listening to this:
www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/seasons.shtml
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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I was bored but then I started listening to the music from Sonic on the Mega Drive.
This is actually amazing:
youtu.be/qYPNUyPgfdQ
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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ffs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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You can't bring me down today I'm in too good a mood.
I'm on a nostalgia trip init, but it's more the fact the music (from the first one especially) is actually class.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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I'm not trying to bring you down
I'm just saying listening to music from comuter games is both retarded and indeed bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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I'm not listening to anything because I'm at work.
I'm actually doing work to get away from the crushing tedium of B3ta. MY WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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It is a bit of a ghost town on here lately
Everyone here, check in please!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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sportscow reporting in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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Kroney, sir!
Standing by
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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present...sort of
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Right, I have a conf call with a load of proper chchchchhaaaalm down Scousers in 3 mins
I need a list of words to shoehorn into the chat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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flange
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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They do though, don't they.
They do, do that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Check!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Hillsborough
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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That was in Yorkshire. ;-)
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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Bigley
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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And that was in Iraq
What's your point, Stunned?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Hillsborough is not from Liverpool.
I had no point tbh. Just, you know, posting for shiggles.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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Check!
Disguised as biggy!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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Not the same.
/marked down.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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Grief athlete.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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Meff
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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Barry's here for duty.
But not for long I don't think, I fancy popping down to Osborne Road cos the weather's nice, I've got new shades that need an airing and pints of Sagres are two quid in Ru Bar at this time of day.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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Good call
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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Osborne Road when it's sunny is one of my favourite places in the world.
Some of the bars are utter shit but the good ones are proper lovely places.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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It is indeed a nice place to beer up
Some decent places to eat too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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Is it oop Noorth?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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yep, Newcastle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Shame.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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Quitnen!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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(private pyles)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Over.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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One of my fave films.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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I can't remember what it is from!
ARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Where Eagles Dare
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Where eagles dare.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Pfft.
Where Eagles Dare! Twunt!
The two lead actors?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Yay!
Love the sig.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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Changed it yesterday after watching the programme about the nutters in Luton.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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Clint Burton and Richard Eastwood
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Clit Burger and East Dickwood
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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Clint Dempsey and Joey Barton.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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Ice Cold in Alex
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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Me in Gerrrads wife.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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It's the text alert on my phone.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Popping in and out
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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AA, reporting in
You cunt
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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You are dismissed.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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Woo hoo!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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TMB.
present and correct.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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Well, present.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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Red Stunned, standing by.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Red October, shtanding by.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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*hunts*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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plays tennis after 9am and before 11am
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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Simply Red, standing by.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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Red Rum NYYEEEEIIIIGH hrumph
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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$5.00 is hardly a detererent
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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yeah, but £5 is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Yes even that.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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it's supposed to be petty things really
like people who have to stop before getting onto an escalator.
look out out for the magic moving staircase that disappears under the floor it might steal your soul or the soles of your shoes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Witchcraft!
It's witchcraft I say!
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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You say that.
There are loads of people in major English towns that are having their first escalator experience.
/jonnystairclimber.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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I've been doing some exercise recently
and now I have crippling shoulder pain. Don't do it, kids, it's bad for you.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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Was this "gentlemen's exercise"?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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"Executive relief".
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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This site has an unhealthy obsession with onanism.
I am appalled. Appalled and revolted. And repulsed. Appalled, revolted and repulsed.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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And curious.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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and thirsty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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i knew a girl called kirsty once
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Were you helplessly in love with her?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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for a day, yes
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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what about revulsed and appolted?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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"an unhealthy obsession with onanism"
Matched only by human males.
Which rules...zzzzzz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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I'm off to sit in a beer garden and enjoy the weather.
I may also ogle all the hot student totty. Enjoy the rest of your working day everyone.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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I am insanely jealous of Barry right now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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I've always hated him with hgis "tees" and days ourt with his "mum"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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I feel I must defend mr Barry here
He is a top chap
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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he won't bum you for white knightng him
also i was takin the piss, I've never met the coat stealing, designer clothes wearing student bastard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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He won't?
Bollocks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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give him a cow lick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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It's a surefire winner
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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I'm in the pub right now
There is no hot student totty though. Only red-faced old Irishmen.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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Check again
to be sure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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bloody hell it's dead on here
Somebody at work just looked out of the window and said, "The sun's trying to come out" and I immediately said "from Annie's disappointing sequel" to universal bafflement. I blame b3ta.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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hahahaha!
Always a day away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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People who suggest that the weather is "trying" to do anything are cretins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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It's not MENSA here
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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your telling me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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MORE LIKE DENSA
Am I right?
huh am I right?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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In the Ape household
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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WE'RE APES WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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*licks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Shall I call for a priest?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Are you lookiong toi acquire a young boy for the night?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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No, I still have an anus in the freezer. I was talking about reading the last rites.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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I'm good thank, everyone knows that the devil gets the best music
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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Not for you spakkers, for OT, she be dying.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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CLEAR!
*zaps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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Pax huic dómui.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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Bless you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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im attempting to throw a sickie but I cant find anyone to cover my shift
The bastards
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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How the fuck does that work then?
What happens if you are in a coma? Do you still have to go to work?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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Are you still angry with me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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I am
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Now, why are you angry with me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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This thread
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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start a new one then...
Anyway it's the responses, not the question that make a thread, so there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Done.
Join me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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And for offtopic being quiet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Hey, some of us are trying to post
to post
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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And for being bent.
And a spastic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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You can't be angry at me for that, it's not really my fault
you wouldn't smack a retard for shitting in your pot plants would you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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And for the frustration of posting from a phone.
And for the baby waking up before I've finished my pint.
I might start a new thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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If you've had the presence of mind to pre-arrange cover
wouldn't that make it look like you weren't actually sick?
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Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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maybe it's a recurring illness
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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cottonponyitis?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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that's the bugger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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Always looking on the bright side there!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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everycloud has a silver lining
every bleed has a shitty alternative
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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One up the bum, no harm done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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round the corner chocolates made
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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im at work now, stupid
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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what the fuck is baline?
i would charge the tube £5 every time it makes me late. i would be a millionaire.
i just texted a b3tan an INXS based joke, and used the word autoeroticasphyxiation. this is the longest word i have ever texted (usually they just have 4 letters). made me think what a fucking rank practice that must be. ever choked anyone? or been choked??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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I've choked the chicken
Baleen:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baleen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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wanna give it a go?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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sure. i'll watch you
off you go michael
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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i'll wait til i get homwe, no point messing up the office
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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make sure to squeeze so tightly that everything goes black
around the neck, i mean.
oh.
wait.
you're not the right man for this job, are you, neckless?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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well played
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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I KNOW
I WAS RIGHT PROUD OF THIS ONE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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