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Evening quendersHave you had a roast? I had a steak. Are you a starter or a pudding type?
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Is that some kind of euphemism?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:18,
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I haven't had a roast. I settled for watching the Pog roast Wolves instead. I love that man.
And starter over dessert EVERY time.
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Me too. We're three points behind Liverpool now after god knows how much they've spent. We're creeping up on the European spots, every van owner on the continent is currently shitting themselves.
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That was a cracking result for your lot.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:31,
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I had a sausage sandwich for lunchnot had dinner yet.
definitely pudding, starters are for the bent
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:30,
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Starters are better than puddings. FACT. How's your shoulder you big helmet?
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Thanks for helping to prove my point.Healing nicely thanks, I'm quite surprised.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:40,
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Starters beat pudding by some distance.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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Call me "Logan"No, I think Eddie is a better name.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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Mutant Healing factor, innit?surprizes me as much as anyone, but there oyu go.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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I had a Subway footlong and a banana.Phallic lunches FTW.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:12,
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Poor b3th, clearly sublimating something.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:13,
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did you fit them both in at the same time?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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it is if you use butter or lard as a lube.pro tip: if you use lard as a lube, heat it up slightly first.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:27,
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Tell you what, I'll have a starter and then see how I feel.If I've got room, I'll have a pud.
Will there be a cheese course?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:32,
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I might leave that then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:39,
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I've had a napBut woke up suddenly and felt sick.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:57,
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Not a wank?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:29,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:37,
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He wasnt disabled before I raped him.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:40,
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If b3th drove 840 miles in a weekendI'd put money on at least 839 of them being completed with the hand brake on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:56,
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Just ordered Tandoori mixed grill, auberine side dish, lentil side dish & a garlic naan.Will be consumed quietly on the sofa. Had a bit of a seizure earlier today. First for some time. Not feeling bad as a result just incredibly tired. Always the way after a bit of singing "Green Door".
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:36,
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I'm going to order a curry.How long ago was it before today that you had a seizure?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:39,
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New Year's Day 2009. Today's wasn't as bad due to my meds. Thankfully Mrs Battered away so she won't know/ worry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:44,
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When are your meds next due a review?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:48,
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March 14thIncreasing the dose won't help. It's a tiredness thing. Did too much decorating + tough week at work + not sleeping as well as normal. What happened today is the same as before, when half awake and trying to get to sleep. Something to do with chemicals in my head.*
*I mean my brain but know that will leads to strikethroughs about the lack of one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:57,
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Well have your food and get an early night.How much more decorating have you got to do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:58,
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Half a room. Only doing one day at the weekends now. Don't want to pay someone else to do it as I am picky about the finish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:01,
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I might order chinese(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:47,
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They won't like that.They are very proud people.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:48,
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Cook my dinner!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:50,
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Could be worse. Could have been in the bath and had one of you lot throw their laundry in. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:47,
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noi had a ready meal of duck in plum sauce. At least there's cake
I like pudding best
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:00,
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this is because you are neither bent nor meanEdit: mostly
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:05,
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So I hear. Poor Caveywww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1548746
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:11,
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still don't get it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:12,
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I know, but you will.didn't think you were thick though
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:15,
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i am, I know nothingi am also at the melancholy end of the weekend and I cannot make my meagre brain work it out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:17,
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OK, in baby talk:CC: "I like pudding best"
CQ: " this is because you are neither bent nor mean" (CQ(earlier): "starters are for the bent" + (less earlier) "Evidently the bent and mean")
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:22,
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i assumed there was some deep clever meaning I was missing(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:26,
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Starter + fish course + game course + sorbet + main course + savoury + pudding + cheese + coffee, petite fours + a disgestif + cigars+ indigestion tablets is the best way.
A simple version = starter, main, then cheese.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:00,
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Smack yourself up with some opiets before hand, fight through the sickness, rejoyce in the constant "I've just had a wank" feeling for the next 12 hours.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:37,
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There is a weird part of me that wants to try hysteron-proteronI would probably go for dessert. I like sweet things.
I am currently wearing a tesco's plastic carrier bag on my head.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:35,
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Thing with starters are, they're like the best stuff, they're there to start your tastebuds going for a meal, so I'd rather have a starter, then two starters, then one starter.UNLESS the one and only time I'm not embarassed enough so actually do that, and the starters come out TINY.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:36,
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Quiz is about to startI'm on my own, as mr b3th is flidded up. I have, however, checked that the handbrake is off.
More news as it happens.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:37,
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nowhere, watching some film about houdinihoudini is hot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:19,
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I'm going to watch the telly later to see a show about football team QPR(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:23,
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I watched a film about Houdini earlier.He looked a lot like Guy Pearce.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:28,
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Or 'Mike from Neighbours' as I remember him.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:29,
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I'm not really aware of much of his work since thenI er... Don't really watch that many films.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:43,
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i think i may just be staring at his bodyi have no idea who guy pearce has played other than this, i'm not good on actors
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:29,
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He went out with Plain Jane Superbrain.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:34,
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I never knew that.I thought Joe Mangle owned him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:42,
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Wasn't there a whole storyline about Mrs Mangel hating Mike?And part of the issue was his nuisance dog?
I can't believe I am even discussing this...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:45,
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That sounds familiar.I don't think she approved of his relationship with Jane either.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:47,
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Oooh, she was a right oneen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivean_Gray
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:50,
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No one could have been good enough for her granddaughterCertainly not a hothead like Mike. He didn't even have any parents or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:51,
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More info hereen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nell_Mangel
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:54,
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Yeah I clicked through to that from your previous linkAnd then I thought: why am I reading wikipedia pages about Neighbours?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:55,
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apparently nowadaysit's all more surreal and over the top. Not ever really a big fan myself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:56,
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I love neighbours. It's on a series link on my sky +(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:58,
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This is the longest debate I've had on here without calling someone a bender.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:57,
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In the most bent discussion you've ever had(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:59,
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I think Bouncer should change his name to Bender.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:00,
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he's dead, didn't you read the wikipedia page?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:01,
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Bobby Ewing died, but that was just a dream.He might come back Tangled, you never know.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:04,
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*holds candlelit vigil*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:09,
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Good call.If it goes wrong and starts a fire, then Bouncer will save us, just like he did Madge after the chip pan fire.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:10,
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There was a whole storylineAbout Mike and Mrs Mangel fighting over Bouncer. They stood at opposite ends of the street and the one he went to got keep him. It was Mrs Mangel.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:55,
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HahaYou remember far too much about this.
Wait, did you write the Wikipedia pages?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:58,
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i just remember an entire episode which was the dog's dream
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:50,
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Bouncer's dream was classic Neighbours(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:51,
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I don't remember that one.What happened?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:54,
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i remember soft focus and fake flowers(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:55,
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All the details are here!en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncer_(Neighbours)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:56,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRR4SEjPPc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:57,
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i remember it being a lot longerman, neighbours was shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:00,
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But, for some inexplicable reason, essential viewing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:02,
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nahI hated it. Only ever watched it when I was at uni and my friends had it on. Really can't handle soap operas
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:02,
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Terminally single.Booyah!
Oh yeah,i went there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:18,
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME???nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go and eat worms
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:15,
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this makes me feel better(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:19,
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OH RORY I THOUGHT AT LEAST *YOU* LOVED ME!!111!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:20,
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Were you hiding in the wings until you saw a chance to pick on someone?Excellent work. In, out, proper SAS job.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:20,
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talking of shitdid you sort out a profile for the dating site? which one did you pick?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:41,
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I think I've been banned.After the profile I was going to put up got rejected, I didn't bother again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:44,
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what the hell did you write?that's not a good start. I tell you, do the free one, you can write anything on there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:45,
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I didn't think I'd written anything bad.That's the thing.
What is the free one called?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:48,
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I thought a paid site might be more likely to have professional people on there.Is that not your experience?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:50,
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well I've only been on one paid oneand there are very few people in a reasonable radius. There aren't that many on OKC for round here, but they are much more likely to reply or send messages. THere's some dullards on there, but there are lots of different types.
Whatever you do, though, don't go on Plenty of Fish *shudder*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:53,
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from a girl's point of viewit's like walking into a pool of sharks. Illiterate, horny sharks.
For guys I suspect it's all about the desperation and lack of women (due to above sharkness)
right, good luck, I'm off to bed.
night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:57,
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If you want a piad site with professionals on it.I've had 2 decent ones off Parship. only downside of the site I've seen is they tend to be overly focussed on professionals and thus a bit dull, but their personality matching is good. I got one nearly 2-year relationship from that place and liked it well enough to go back. I would Echo Cavey on POF,it's scary.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:05,
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Are you winning and is the dog helping you by barking at other quiz goers?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:27,
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I don't know. She doesn't give out scores, and only reveals the winner at the end.Biscuit is staring at the door, willing his daddy to get here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:30,
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Why not get him a Pepperami, that'll take his mind off the door.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:32,
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It would, for the two seconds it would take him to eat it.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:36,
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Are you going to watch BBC2 after MOTD?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:17,
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The 4 year plan.It was the administration before that lot that ran the place like Harchester United wasn't it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:31,
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ARGHFLFLFLFLFFFFFFLLLLLLLFLFUFFLELUFF(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:21,
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Evening Noel.I've got no idea what you're getting at.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:24,
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Frustration and fear, proper bastards in combination.I'ma go be emo somewhere else.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:26,
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these are not encouraging words(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:41,
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