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Alright, you massive bunch of homosexualists
Jeff has been nagging me about PIERBASH II - Pier Harder, so I'm conducting a poll.
I'm thinking some time in August, probably a weekend. Obviously the bank holiday weekend is a bad idea, but does anybody have any preference for other dates?
Weston isn't entirely the abject shithole it appears, and we do have nice guest houses and hotels - there's even a travelodge or premier inn or something. Bring your other halves, make a weekend of it, have some fun.
ALT: for those not interested in PIERBASH II - Pier Harder, why aren't you interested in PIERBASH II - Pier Harder? Are you some kind of queer or something?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:51,
93 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
If you could move the bash from WSM and have it not on a pier I might be interested
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:55,
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+ and not invite any b3tans
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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No way, given how few people contribute here now and how peculiar some are. An evening bash is one thing, but an entire weekend? No fucking chance.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:56,
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No, no, no.
The bash would only be the one afternoon, on a Saturday.
What I meant is, you could stay in Weston overnight. We have hotels and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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And skag is readily available.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:59,
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Well, that goes without saying.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:00,
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So you're saying travel all that way for just an afternoon on the piss?
Think I'll give it a miss. Have a nice time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:03,
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And, minature golf.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:11,
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Jeff keeps nagging me about defending his title
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:12,
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I think Blousie has the trophy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:14,
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Would you stop changing your name?
Every time I look, you're something different. You're almost as bad as Bobby.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:15,
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Well, I did want to go down to just "Quixote"
but then even I thought I was Quentin. Hence the addition.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:18,
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i wish she would come back, i miss her
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:19,
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Me too.
Maybe we should change the bash venue to 'outside Blousie's front door' and refuse to leave until she comes back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:22,
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Me three.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:23,
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And me.
We exchanged texts a couple of days ago. She's doing ok.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:24,
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I sent her a message on FB
She is OK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:26,
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OK dead
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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doing ok dead
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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I wish you were.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:29,
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I wish you were I am grieving and am not responsible for the things i say anymore
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:30,
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How can people accuse you of being MenaceCoat?
You are so much funnier
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:29,
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sacktly
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:30,
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I think you are the saviour of /offtopic and should get more respect.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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this is correct
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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ok now i think YOU are quentin
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:37,
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i think you need to reconfigure your sarcometer
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:57,
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Yes, and in other shocking news: I am Blousie.
saying something does not make it true, this is just more of his Swiftian humour.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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There seem to be a lot of similarities in posting style.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:36,
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what, 10,000,000,000 posts a minute?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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Alt:: It's fooking miles away, and it's in the middle of cricket season, innit
You've really not thought this through at all, have you?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:04,
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I'm only doing what I'm told, Rev.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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Makes a change
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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: p
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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It took two black eyes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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That was just running
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:22,
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I have a vague memory of going to Weston once as a child
And it having a really muddy beach and me crying because I got my feet stuck in the mud.
The PTSD caused by this (possibly imagined) event may cause me not to attend.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:04,
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Two of my grandparents are buried in WSM. Trufax.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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In the mud?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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Top of a hill over looking the mud.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:15,
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piebash more like
i got taken to weston pier by a guy i dated briefly.
no comment. well, no polite comment. but that might just be because he wouldn't let me go on the dodgems.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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Euphemism alert
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:09,
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yeaaaaah, he wasn't really that kind of guy
sweet and kind, but sexual vanilla.
this is not a bad thing. just a fact.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:12,
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There's definitely some sort of joke about Weston and Shitholes to be made here.
Edit: Oh fuck you, Tangles.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:09,
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Frosty Jack slows your reaction time
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:10,
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Bollocks it does. It makes you so much quicker.
It also made me smarter, funnier and a better driver.
Edit: Just for clarity, this is a joke, I never once drove drunk.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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Only that elephant
and a tramp
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:24,
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that you can remember
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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heh heh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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that bloody psychochomp is so tightfisted
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:26,
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not one thing i have ever read on here makes me doubt what you say for a second
but this guy wasn't at all tight. he just genuinely thought it was a great place to go. ah well. at least i got to see a lot of mud. i never knew mud could be grey before i went to weston.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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i meant for not letting you go on the dodgems
i'd love to see you getting smashed from behind
HAHALOLPANDERSUICIDE
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:58,
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I won't be coming
but I appreciate the naming of the bash.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:14,
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Yay!
EDIT: yay for the appreciating, not for the fact that you won't be there. That would just be rude.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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Miaow
edit: You editing wimp
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:18,
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I realised after I posted that it could be misconstrued.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:21,
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He's never got over that accusation of being boring.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:26,
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I'VE FUCKED LOADS OF CHICKS!!!!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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CHICKS young boys during my recent sex tourism holiday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:30,
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You seem a bit too interested in my sex life.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:34,
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If he'd brought up this 'fact' during that trial
it might have helped his case.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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1000 librarians, accountants and insurance underwriters who watch soaps is hardly rock n roll is it?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:29,
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I like the fact that some of them called him 'Ken' in bed
There's your ultimate sexual fantasy right there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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its all of our sexual fantasies come to life
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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he was our local celebrity in wilmslow when i was at primary school
they wheeled him in for every school fair/presentation of novelty giant cheque that you could think of. i don't remember him fucking any of the dinner ladies though.
i went riding with his daughter for a while too. wonder what she thinks of this. there are no words for how much you would cringe if that were your dad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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Absolutely.
Old people shouldn't be allowed to have sex. And if they do, they should consider themselves lucky and shut up about it. There's no need to put everybody else off their dinner, is there?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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viagra
it has a LOT to answer for.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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Aww, B3th, you're not old.
Just mature for your age.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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If it were my dad I'd be fucking amazed, frankly, and not a little proud.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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it's not hereditary you know
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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Damn right, I'm twice the stud he is.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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"i went riding with his daughter for a while too. wonder what she thinks of this"
Tee Hee Eee
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:14,
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Gnah', what the hell is wrong with me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:14,
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I donno yet, sounds like a laugh though, I should be up for it, depends on a few things.
But it would be nice to meet most of you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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most +both Going by last year's attendance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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*cries*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:42,
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Well, with Blousie dead and me crippled for life
That leaves you Jeff and Amberl, but Amberl's still on an ASBO from last time, so you and Jeff really, unless he gets drunk and forgets to turn up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:45,
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If we have it at the seekend, Cavy might come too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:52,
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yeah, right.
heard that story before.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:57,
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No, wait a sec, me/beth/jeff/amberl/cavy has the right ratios, that would work too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:05,
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The right ratios for what?
You don't need a specific number of people for crazy golf.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:08,
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Prime numbers are the most attractive numbers to the eye, true story.
and we gotta look good for this.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:12,
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I'll be honest, if it turns out that it's just me and you, walking down the peir, finding a coin in the floor and putting it in the coin-drop-pushing-thingys...
... and that 10p turning into £3 after an hour or soo, then spending that on sharing some chips and buying some HP Guiness Sauce from the corner shop 'cus the chippy doesn't have it, then sitting down on a bench throwing chips at seagules, while making up stories about random people walking past (like the punk guy who 'just wants to be loved' and the two old ladies who were WSM's first lesbien porn stars), then a bit of hand hand holding on the way back to the hotel along the seaside on a warm afternoon followed by hot pationate no-hold-bars fucking (the kind that involves fellow hospital guests complaining after the 4th time at 3 in the morning and having to buy a new head for the electric tooth brush)... then that won't be a bad thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:49,
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hahahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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Right, that's it, I'm not coming, just so this happens.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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You paint a vivid picture...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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I really thing you should fuck Gonz, you know
Just so he can write it up on here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:58,
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You both have to stay in a hospital?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:57,
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Groinal injuries.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:58,
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A menkle one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:59,
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It's a long way away in time
So I'll say why not, reserving the right to pull out at the last minute.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:26,
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