They CAN wear skimpy clothes
Not all of them SHOULD, however. But if you point this out, it's sexist. Tsk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think it's probably more of a pot/kettle issue

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Granted, I am sitting in a greenhouse surrounded by rocks shouting "throw me"
but that's exactly why I never wear anything... snug
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

this is also true for men
in fact, some men should never be allowed to shop for themselves. eg green/brown suits? w. t. f.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Agreed
Also; brown shoes with a blue suit? Who does that?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

shoes are very important, girls always notice a guy's shoes
as are jackets. eg on the right guy, leather can be sexy as hell. most people cannot pull it off (although pulling it off and burning it is exactly what they should do).

and aftershave. done right, sexiest thing EVER. done wrong? you'll smell like a public toilet. in greece.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

shoes should never, EVER have square toes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

looks down
:(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

as long as they are a similar darkness
to the suit the Brown Shoes with Blue suits is pefectly good form. Dear lord are you the sort of chap that does up all the buttons of a suit jacket too
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I'll have you know I am confortably the best-dressed man in my office
The competition is... not fierce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Your sort usually are.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

"My" sort?
Please, explain. Using only words never before seen on /OT. Good luck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

gays = well dressed
you himbo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Fail

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

oh soz i just read the bit about not using words previously used here before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

whenever i try to text my friend jimbo
predictive text changes it to jumbo or himbo. funnily enough he prefers the former.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Telecommunications analysts

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Different
Still a fail though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Seem like this post fell out of gay heaven, into a gay tree, hit every gay branch on the way down, and landed on a gay guy
Then fucked him up the shitter.

Twice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Did it leave a trail of rainbows as it fell?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

confirmed bachelors.
Chaps with a naval bent.
Light footed fellows.
Cliff Richard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Well, I'm going to have to click this, aren't I?
Very well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Perishing left footer.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

a man with a brown hat

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

i've got a wacky-tacky tie on too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I am sure you look fabulous

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I don't actually own a tie.
And have no intention of getting one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You are that guy from the Just For Men advert AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

You, I'd say.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

You should be making notes
for when suits reach your part of the world
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

or when he is old enough to need to wear one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

What is wrong with a brown suit?
I have a brown pin-stripe suit that looks excellent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

My granddad wore a brown pin-stripe suit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I bet he was a dude

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

He was too
Shit suit though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)