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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going for a smoke
When I come back, I expect this room to be TIDY. TIDY I tell ya.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:36, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
If I gave you a job I would be.
But sadly I'm not recruiting at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Nobody is : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Well, they're recruiting; they're just not hiring the right people.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Keep plugging away!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I've got half a dozen marked out for applying this week.
One of these days I'll get there.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Just keep at it.
Anything you want to discuss or run by me, I'm more than happy to help with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Depending on what happens in the next few days
I might ask you nicely to check over my CV.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Not a problem at all mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
THAT'S SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
That's big long tabs you smoke there Jeff
Unless you've been abducted on the doorstep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Sorry. I sent a few text messages as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Are you seeing real life people behind our backs?
And also *sniffs* were you smoking one of those funny cigarettes?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
No. I'm really trying to pack in the tabs, but I'm failing at it.
And oddly, it was a person from here I was texting.

*Waits whilst you all go and check your phones*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Nothing's gone off in my pocket, so it's obviously not me.
I can possibly guess who though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
So you're not pleased to see me?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'd be very pleased to see you if I ever got the fucking chance of meeting you, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Are you not comingto Jeffstock?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
If I get a job, probably, depending on cost of rail travel and accommodation.
However, I can't commit at the moment and I'm trying not to squander what's left of my redundancy money.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Sensible.
Plus it'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I bet it will, too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
If I've got any influence it will be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Packing up the tabs is on my to-do list

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
*checks phone*
*huffs indignantly*
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Evening berk.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Evening DG
I hope you have some good job-based news to tell me?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Not yet.
I will know about today's interview sometime tomorrow though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That's a shame
I thought you'd had good interview vibes from some of them? What about todays job, would you really want it or is it just convenient?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
See here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1573845

I felt both interviews went well, and both were for multiple positions, but depending on what (if any) offer I get will depend very much on what I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Humm
so, good if you get the one near you, iffy otherwise?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Yeah, pretty much.
If the salary was better it wouldn't be so bad, but I'd be starting on about half of what I was getting in my last job.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Get new job, come to Bristol, drink cider - PROFIT!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I got sent to the shop tonight for cider
so mr b3th could cook a nice gammon joint.

I had to phone him up to ask what it all was. I have no idea at all with cider.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Pork cooked in cider is full of win.
Get a nice cloudy cider, pour some over your pork. Cook, eat, ENJOY.

Here you do. This'll help you.

www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video_cider_run.swf
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
You fucking deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Pouring cider on your cock?
Nothing harsh about it, my dear chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Well, it's too late now. Dinner's been.
I ended up getting a sweet clear cider. Just took some of teh saltiness off teh gammon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Also, today's job is similar to stuff I was doing ten years ago
i.e. local community regeneration, so the work would certainly be interesting. However, ten years ago I was being paid better than I would be now if I got this one. That's the trouble with charitable trusts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Sorry berk.
Maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
That's okay Jeff, I know you're busy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
No problem berk, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Alright thanks Jeff
looking forward to cider bash. How're you?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Busy :-)
I hope the cider bash is dry.

I don't like sweet cider
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Do you not get a big choice?
I have real ale drinking mates up here - is there a real cider thing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I suspect in Zummerzet there is.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I've probably said this before
But I was in Okehampton once on a very hot day. Sitting outside drinking real cider.

I had three pints and wondered why all the west country boys raved about cider.

Stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
There used to be a really good bar in Glasgow that did a fantastic drink called a Timebomb
which had that exact same effect.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This has also happened to me.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
But I bet you weren't staggering around a beer garden with your cock out.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Erm, most certainly not, no.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Not, in retrospect, my finest hour.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
The cider boat has about 40 different ciders on there usually.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
But that's the best kind!

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Urrugh,
You like sweet cider. You'll have to sit in benders corner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Quenders corner more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
All cider is good cider
This is the 21st century, shouldn't be discriminatory against different drinks :)
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Some dry cider is nice
I will drink halves and sample...if not lots, at least some of them.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I'll probably be on non-cider drinks for a lot of it as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Alcoholic or not?
I'll be in Bristol from lunchtime-ish, probably, and I have no intention of making a drunken tit of myself.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Are there plans for a lunch somewhere?
There are some nice eateries in the middle of Brizzle.

I don't want to do drinking on an empty stomach all afternoon and evening. I have a stupidly low tolerance for alcohol, and will probably do something stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I shall probably have me a lovely wander round
and get a pie from pieminister, although I am more than happy to discuss more formal lunching plans, and I shall be having something relatively substantial for exactly the same reason as you.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Hello you.
What's with teh Tim Minchin?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I met him in Edinburgh a couple of years ago
he was lovely.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Is he nice?
I've heard conflicting reports on his twattishness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
He was actually quite shy
but this was a good few years ago, perhaps he's become more of an arsehole as his career's taken off.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
i'm stuck at work
you can come and tidy my office for me, if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'd be the most expensive (and worst) cleaner the legal world had ever seen.
And I'll nick anything that isn't nailed down.

Your call.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Watch out.
She just wants you to do the cleaning wearing nothing but an apron.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Am I expected to provide my own apron?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm sure the ex has left a nice frilly one behind somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
^ Oooh. Swipe. Look at this. b3th is calling your ex a woofter.
*Prepares paddling pool full of wet mud and sells a ringside seat to Gonz for thousands*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
ah, come on. That was too easy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
See, swipey,
if you didn't piss around on here so much through the day you could probably be home by seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Hi rachelswipe.
You alright this evening?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
But but but it's so nice out, well it was.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I feel your pain, working the 2-10 shift's a bugger on a glorious day like this.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)

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