Bored with that thread now.
I'm officially not a racist, 98% Equality and Diversity training.
I correctly stated that "Sam is a spastic" is an offensive if accurate statement.

So Gorgeous George is sticking it to the ELITE by ruining their by-elections. Love him of loath him?

Alt: What are you going to be panic buying this weeked? I'm going for a bottle cleaner and some beer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:43, 104 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

George Galloway is a fucking prick
I shall be buying beer/wine/spirits/meat/petrol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

OMG buying petrol! you're ruining this once great country.
I hope you die.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I may in the queue
Though the 24 hour Asda is very near
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Loathe. He's a fucking awful wanker.


Alt: I'll be panic buying AIDS testing kits, as I plan to rape your dad later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

He's pretty funny though, did you see him being questions by the American polititians.
he tore them a new arsehole.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

He certainly knows arsehole when he sees it
Creepy motherfucker he is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Who, your dad did?
Funny because he'll be wanting a new one himself after tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

My dad is going to church tonight.
You'll have to catch him after that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

The power of Christ compels him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Good tip, cheers.
There are some quite dense bushes alongside the church car park. I'll tell him you said 'hi'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Was that when he testified to one of their committees?
He's an excellent speaker.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

He went on Big Brother and pretended to be a fucking cat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Well in his support, he was pissed.
I've done worse.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Well you won't touch the sides of his mum so you'll be OK there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

i just saw a thing outside a pub that said 'beer in short supply - please panic buy NOW
'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

*panics*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

i bet it was the one you went to at lunch you big alkey bastard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

BURP!
It was fucking tremendous, Q
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Lolz beer humour is the best.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

i like when people call stella artois wife beater

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I'm going to repeatedly refer to my home brew beer as
"brewliant" and "brewtiful" the lolz that'll be heard.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Brools over it.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

arrr! you should make labels for your bottles with Brewliant on!
yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Totally, I'll do it on MS publisher
and have some clip art of a cartoon guy looking drunk.

Everyone will be my friend then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

i'll have 6 cases please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I sense a business evolving.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

you meana brewsiness!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Brewsiness brewoving

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I feel brewsy now :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

brewsy like sunday morning?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I've always wanted kids,
so brewdy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Brewsy like a brewzy brewsday afternoon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

You do realise you're not logged in as the Truth Fairy don't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

You brewt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Et tu, Brewte?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

you brew me away

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

My friend Conor introduced Johnny Depp to the term.
TRUFAX BUT DULLFAX
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

yeah well my friend johhny introduced conor macloud to the term SHUT THE HELL UP

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Stop pretending to be RealMonty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

It's me. I managed to grab my name back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

You're welcome
CQ - it really is him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

And who, I wonder, are you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I don't suppose you would recognise my face
seeing as how you always insist on "being the man"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

But I always finish over your face you durty hoor.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Liar.
I'm Gazzing the Mods.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

PS wasn't pretending to be me the idea of nicking the name in the first place?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Near where I lived is a small village, which regularly got snowed in.
When the grocery wagon got stuck, noone was arsed, but when the brewery one did, half the village turned out to help with the barrels.
Priorities
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Galloway is a total twat.
Which is really a shame, because he's right about a fair few things and annoys all the right people. If only he were not such a self regarding arsehole.

Alt: Very little. I shall be Best Manning at my best mates wedding tomorrow and then spending Sunday with my girlfriend. Should be good all round.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

He got egged while on a little victory walk
the guy that did it was saying he couldn't understand why anyone was voting for such an idiot and self publicist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Nice smug response from old George
Mr Galloway said the eggs had not hit him.
He added: "Was he protesting? Against me? The man who got chosen by 56% of the people yesterday?"
Mr Galloway added that it was too early for protests. "I've only just been elected. Unless he was protesting against the democratic process of the election."
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Because he's right about some stuff and annoys people who seriously need it.
On a personal level the man's a cunt, but if I had a choice between him and Cameron, or even Blair, I might choose Galloway as the least evil.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

He was having an affair with my pal's next door neighbour for a while.
Apparently she was 'dog rough'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Well he's not exactly fucking pretty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Ain't exactly small.
But when it came to acting like a spasticated cat and being a shady-ass muthafucka

YOU COULD SAY HE HAD IT ALL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I like Galloway, he's king of the WUMs.
I'm panic buying sunglasses due to the weather. Two pairs today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

This is funny because it's getting back to normal from tomorrow.

( Kroney, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah I know, I wasn't really panic buying.
Had them in my sights for a while. Better get hot again next week tho.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

There will be no panic buying chez Foxtrot
I knew I had a birthday party to go to tomorrow, and bought beer yesterday. I might provide the government with a disaster recovery plan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Your advice, b3ta
As I was in at 9.20 this morning and have loads to do, I offered to cover a colleague's late shift (finishing at 6pm). She was in at the same time and we're supposed to do 7.5 hours a day. Despite this she's shaping to leave at 4.30 and I thought a friendly comment along the lines of that not being the best form was not unreasonable.

She then got well arsey with me. Am I entitled to Falcon Punch her?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Stop being such a tedious clockwatcher

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH L END STRIKETHROUGH!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH SUCCESS!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Stop being such a tedious troll prick

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

MEOWW WE CAN NO LONGER BE FACEBOOK FRIENDS
Your annual appraisal must be ever so predicatable. Martin 32 will forever be doomed to respond to telephone calls with his typical script of 'HAVE YOU TRIED SWITCHING IT OFF YET'???? He shows no management potential and sobs in the toilets if he has to stay ONE MINUTE LONGER THAN HIS CONTRACTUAL SEVEN AND ONE HALF HOURS BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

You are just adorable, you really are
I'm sure your incredibly rewarding pasttime of mocking internet randoms in the manner of a sexually insecure schoolyard bully keeps you emotionally fulfilled.

Oh, and a man who once said that he'll bollock anyone who turns up late for him as standard has no business calling anyone else a clockwatcher. It's almost as if you have no integrity when it comes to finding fault with others for your own pathetic sake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I hope this is of help to you whilst you sit there with your eyes stinging from the injustice of having to be at work until OMG 6 O CLOCK!!!!
You aint at school you're all grown up and all. Employers clock watch, it's a pretty essential part of employing a number of people Darth, and running a business. Customers and client bases expect contract delivery based on set parameters, otherwise they tend not to come back again. This is a bad thing.
Similarly if an employee sits and snivels whilst looking at a clock, then it's somewhat pathetic. You're there to do a job, your employer doesn't really care if you want to be out in the sun at five or not, or that you have a big important dance meet to go to. Yeah OK?? Now go get them tiger.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that Donald
You didn't address any of the really relevant points above and seem to have an ill-deserved air of superiority about you, I really like your tower and your ginger wig and your ill-disguised racism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Are you available to hire as a motivational speaker?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I would pay to see this.
Not a great deal, but definitely something.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)

If you could get your employer to pay
Then ensure that all the most highly-strung employees were compelled to attend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Gaz me for reasonable rates

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I fired one person yesterday. It's so much hassle with HR policies and employment law, so bringing you in so they end up resigning seems the way forward.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Oh that would be precious
"Work hard or you'll end up a totally unlikeable bellend telling other people they're cunts to make the days seem more bearable. Like me"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:34, Reply)

You seem all confused and upset at the internet today Darth
I'm just trying to help you out here. Crying about what the clock says at 32 because you want to be at home playing with your scaletrix is just sad.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)

No, son
Taking the piss out of people with no point, purpose or reason to do so, all day, every day, is just sad.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)

My dad is a faux fag, answers telephones in a rural backwater, and is forever trapped in below par mediocrity
THANKS FOR CRUSHING ME :((((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I've got no idea what you're on about now
It's almost like you know I'm right so are rubbishing the argument. Good to see that legal background in use.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:46, Reply)

It's good to see you putting your degree from the Yokel Polytechnic to good use
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1576201
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Have a good weekend sweetheart
xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

THAT'S ONE MINUTE EARLY, FOXTROT!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)

She now owes you one.
Cash this in on a later date when you really need it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Ah, the drawn-out emotional blackmail plan
Right now, I really prefer the idea of a Falcon Punch, but I can see how your plan has merits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Now that there's confirmation there'll be no petrol strike
I'm going to panic-buy some petrol. I'm crazy, me.
( Kroney, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Buy jerry cans!!!
Sell petrol!!!!!!!!


It's like the end of 'Trading Places'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

'would you really have a negro run our business?'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I plan to panic buy cocktails
and then panic buy a massive curry. Tomorrow I will probably panic buy paracetamol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Sounds like fun.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I hope it shall be

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I have been panic buying Cowboy boots

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

yeha!
Soon I will be panic buying chinese jackets and cowboy hats
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I think I need to go clothes shopping :(
I resorted to going through larp kit to find something to go out in. I'm sure cocktail bars are fine with orcs, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:57, Reply)

: D

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)

george Galloway is a witless cunt.
Alt: I'm going to be panic buying food in a bit. I may also panic buy some chocolate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Ent you got your natural reserves to fall back on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Put it this way
If I had to go without food for a week I wouldn't starve to death.

But thanks for bringing it up. You not in a fluffy happy mood today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Darths called me a prick, it's put a downer on the week really :(
Also I got modded
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)

What were you modded for ?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)

SOMETHING WAS OMG DELETED
it was pretty innocuous and not up to my usual racist standards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Did someone put shiny rims on you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Ha ha. Turned him in to a 'Halfords Hero'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Yo dawg.
We heard you like trollin', so we put a bridge in your trunk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)

ahhahahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

OH MAN ONNONAONAOANOAN
I went to the local chinese for the first time for dinner and it's a buffet, which is great for starters, as you get a bit of everything. So I got a plate of random fried stuff, and then I got with that a set-menu-for-one which is rice, main dish, crackers and two pancake rolls and a couple of pots of sauce.

This place rocks, I have veriaty and it didn't cost much !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:28, Reply)