I will be making Singapore Noodles for my supper, this is exciting me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I will be going home, running 5 miles, making pork chops and veg and then filling in a large hole in the wall so I have soemthing to fix the broken skirting board to.
I may also have time to fix the two top stairs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I might just watch Homeland from last night...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I've been told it's a very good program.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

it is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I've been told it's a very good programme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

it isme

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Does Monty make you nervous?
You seemed to be able to type that fine in reply to Al.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Nah, me and old 'bent spastic' here are best pals.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Haha
I am picturing you holding Nakers in a "friendly" headlock while saying this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

'What, headmaster? We were only messing about WEREN'T WE NAKERS?'
*subtly tightens headlock*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Accchhh
Yes sir, muck-accgghhhing about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

*gives Nakers a 'this will keep' look, then goes into history class*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)

*shits self*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

*Laughs at Nakers waiting for Matron, covered in poo*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I was taking the piss out of his spelling of program
but now I'm questioning whether it can be spelt two ways...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It can: UK and US spelling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Well French and US
if we are going to be pedantic, and I think we know that we are
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Fucking right we are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)

In English "program" is specifically for computing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

tv told me that it was a good programme so i'm inclined to disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I expect it's shit
and was merely picking Al up on his rubbish US spelling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

i saw a few minutes last night, it looked alright actually but i'm not looking to commit to anything log term

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

The only television programmes I've recently enjoyed
have been Paxman's Empire series, How God Made the English and She Wolves.

Everything else I have watched has been utter tosh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

i haven't even watched any telly
I keep watching bad films late at night, like jennifer's body and sorority row

these are bad films

EDIT oh and one with some maneating plants
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

They don't sound encouraging by their names.
Both could be piss-poor 80s soft porn titles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

one was a remake of an 80s horror so you're right
the guy was killing people with a bladed tyre iron, ridiculous
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Sorority Row is a terrible "slasher" style film with a shower scene including some tits.
Jennifers Body is a terrible film staring Megan Fox as a possessed school girl who eats her classmates. It probably includes some tits somewhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

i'm so tired :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You should drink more coffee.
Or develop an amphetamine addiction.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

i swing between 4-5 cups a day as it is
i don't know anyone with any ampethetmines
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Stop staying up late to try and catch a glimpse of your mum "douching" in the shower before bed so you can helpless thrash at your impotant penis before weeping in the corridor praying daddy doesn't visit you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I DON'T I;VE BEEN OUT
GOD LEAVE ME ALONE I'M BEING NICE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I've been told we could get great tickets for squeeze at the Phil together.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

But for differently-spelled bands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

i heard the squeeze on the radio once, they sound like they're from london

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Essex I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

how does their song go?
is it about a transexual, because kev here is always going on about how it reminds him of tricky who is a bit pre-op
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Cool for cats is the one I know.
Do you mean Lola by The Kinks?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)

nope, i dunno
kev loves all that old shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'll see Squeeze, you watch Skweese

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Let's call the whole thing off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

What are you using to spice it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

waterproof trousers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Hahahah fack orf - this is IMPORTANT STUFF

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

ginger, turmeric, curry powder and red chillis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

validate my spice selection damn you!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

THOSE FUCKING CHILLIS BETTER BE FRESH YOU CUNT!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

FUCKING RIGHT, CHOMPO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Dried chillis have their place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)

MAYBE SHOVED UP YOUR STINKING COCK END

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

so i could shit out a thai curry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Ideally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

bring over that bowl of rice...
*squats*
*whippies*
*wet wipes*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I spent some time believing 'curry powder' to be bent and for cunts
However my forays into Caribbean cookery suggest that I am wrong. It's perfectly OK to use unless you run an Indian restaurant. I am guessing you don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I find curry powder to be quite an unpleasant seasoning.
I presume in your cooking you must do something extra.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Dunn's River do a Jamaican one that's not bad at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I can imagine jamaican style curry powder to be better than your bog standard Tesco Curry Powder.
The smell of it reminds me of chip shop "curry" sauce. Which I find a bit unpleasant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I am sure you are right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

this is a recipe from the BBC
I'll see how it goes and alter as necessary
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I do like Singapore noodles and am interested to hear how it turns out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I'll let you know
I've relaised that asian cooking is relatively simple, one simply needs a lot of ingredients, but once your cupboard is stocked up then away you go!

My sister bought me an oriental cooking course for my birthday, if she ever remembers to actulaly send me th voucher I'll look forward to it!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Oh nice.
My chum Yeti went on a pasta masterclass on his birthday. I am waiting for the wisdom to be passed on to me for free now he knows the tricks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)

hash ravioli anyone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

You know that green lasagne.....?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)