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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just got my dinner out of the freezer
linkified image for the working man

It reminded me of someone on here, but I can't think who...

What's happening with you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:36, 143 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
:(
is it a chocolate log? i hope you'll be having it with cus-turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
Lamb Keema with peas

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Tasty.
Are those Sainsbury value eggs in the background, you pleb?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Yes. LALALA DONT CARE THEYRE ONLY FUCKING CHICKENS

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
No photos on the top post please ! Just general in case anyone's working, which I doubt, but could be.
I heard today that word got to the head huncho about the grilling I got and everyone in management is furrious that they would kick their little puppy of a developer, especially one they anounced today that a client doubled their advertisng for next quater on the basis of something I did about 3 or 4 weekends ago =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Awwww
*pats puppy on head*

How are you feeling tonight then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Good and Bad in many ways.
The whole company is having drinks on the company tonight, proper good bar in farringdon, cocktails'n'shit. But I really don't like big crowds so ducked out. I think it sucks that I'm like that, espesh when I used to totally be so awesome at that.

But I'm happy that people have my back at work. And I'm taking Ma' out for her birthday tomo, we're gonna see Les Mis and get a bite to eat. And I have a really nice healthy duck salad for dinner that I've made. And I have a shitload of american sweets. And there are lots of good things in my life and I'm not particuarly waiting for the ball to drop, just enjoying each day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
I've just got some pork out of the freezer for later.
It's in a sink full of warm water defrosting, then it's gonna be a stir fry.

I am also stupidly excited about starting work on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Maybe I should check B3TA a bit more often
Well done! Which one did you get? Not the one in Sunderland?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:53, Reply)
No, job with Big Lottery I interviewed for in January and didn't get.
They rang me last week as someone had left and they wanted to know if I was still interested. It's temporary, but it's a start, and I can still keep looking in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
Hats off
It's also work and being gainfully occupied is astonishingly intrinsically rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Tell me about it.
Whilst the first couple of months of redundancy were quite nice, it soon gets tedious when you're conscious that the money won't last forever... I've been going out to watch nearly every Newcastle match this season as it's about the only chance I get to see some different faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This may sound massively contradictory
i.e. being conscious about money and then going out, but I generally only have a couple of pints...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Something I do miss
Although I used to work with a bunch of bellends the interaction aspect is something I don't have now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)
OH MAN !
Where you working? Good pay? Good people? fun work? Oh man, ace news =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
It's grant work for the Lottery, so similar to stuff I've been doing for the last ten years.
Pay's not as good as I was on, but they've started me on the band maximum, which is good. I just hope I get an extension on the contract as it's currently only until the end of May.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Knock 'em off their feet, show 'em your the best god damn thing they ever did or could hire. They'll extend that right up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
That's kind of my plan...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Sweet, get a handful of topical jokes in a veriety of subjects that you can unleesh at any moment =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)
probably not from sickipedia though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)
One or two, best to know your audiance.
Some of sickipedia is great and imaginative, but most of it is "Two pakis set off a bomb in nigger neighbourhood, who has the most loss? Not society" and "Hahahhaha, raping kids.".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)
With a bit of luck I'll be working with a former colleague.
Which will be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I shall beat them into submission
with my charm and dry wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)
There's a PADI joke right there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Newport needs a Lottery grant. Can you just start again with it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Not a happy bunny, due to car being dead my mate was gonna pick me up en route to another mates house and now he has pulled out as he is tired and I can;t get there. Never mind, I'll watch a flick with house mate.

Looking forward to Jeffstock next weekend though. I get to meet all you lovely folk.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
I just signed up last week.
It's costing more than I'd have liked, but I couldn't really commit beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Nice way to celebrate first week in a new job though.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I thought so.
It's highly unlikely we'll get away on holiday this year, so that was the justification for booking.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Why the hell not, worst places to holiday than Bristol me old fruit. It's a marvellous place.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
I've been a couple of times for work purposes.
Liked the look of the place but didn't really get a chance to explore.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

It's mainly lovely with some lively areas, like all places. I recommend chilling on the Downs if the weather is nice. Blaise Castle is also lovely for walks. The Olive Shed on the waterfront is a great little tapas bar with cool buskers. Loads of great galleries, I like the Arnolfini and M-Shed. DUde there is loads to look at in the centre. If you have anything special you want to do gaz me (or BigBastardBob) and I'll sort you out.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Cheers. We won't arrive until about 10pm on the Friday.
So we'll probably just crash straight away. But we fly back on Sunday at 9pm, so hopefully we'll get a bit of a chance to explore before and after the bash. I did have half a plan to have a look at the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)

It's not worth it for the price. In fact it's not been worth it for years. I would save your pennies and give it a miss? if you have kids there is a petting zoo not far out from the centre which is cool.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I'll have a think about it.
We're nice and central anyway, so I'm sure we'll find something to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:40, Reply)
It's quite close to weston, too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I'm gonna restart Game Of Thones

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Good choice Gonz, do you read? as I highly recommend the books.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I read all the time, I don't think I would like the books, but I said that about telly show and <3 it.
I'm currently reading World's End, Cavy recomended it to me, donno the author but its about dragons'n'mythology shit only set in modern england.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)

You should check them out then, I always ask as some people hate reading.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Yeah', most of my mates I grew up with don't like to read for pleasure, I actually got into it from taking the piss.
I was on a lads holiday, 15 of us in 'raki, at 17 years old. Had never picked up a book in my life, except for Goosebumps, and that was only to look cool, only read 3 of them all the way through. He was reading some army book, it was a real story, about the guy in "Alpha Two Zero" who saved McNab from "Bravo Two Zero". I knicked the book from him to get to do something instead of reading, and then I started reading it and I was hooked.

From then, I went through ever Andy McNab and Chris Ryan book of the time, with a handful of one-off-writters, by the time I was 20 I had read a few dozen army books, then moved onto other authors like Dean Kontz and Martina Cole and Michael Chricton.

There are only a few books I've read more than once, but these books I've read 4 or 5 times. They're "The Magicians" and "The Magician King" by Lev Grossman, Jurrasic Park + sequal and finally the K-Pax books.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I never got into non-fiction but will read a good bio if it's someone I'm interested in. If you like fantasy writing with a more realistic edge try David Gemmell, bit less serious than GOT but really good. His Greek stuff was great. Troy, and Lion of Macedon series.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I love a good bit of mythology, but I like a modern setting, can't handle anything before WW2 at the earliest, unless timetravel is involved.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
You might also like "Dies The Fire" by SM Stirling
Modern world where electricity and internal combustion stop working. Massive die-off, survivors are Wiccans and LARPers and others with useful skills. Bit of magic hinted at, too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Oh cool, I'll check it out =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Are you going to be driving by then?
Only I've got this big fucking box of stuff for you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I'm weighing up whether to fuck off back to Newcastle tomorrow.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

You could just fuck off?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)
The world needs good looking fellas.
And I'm afraid you don't help with that quota, so I'm here to stay init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Well actually I have no idea what you look like, you could be the spit of Clooney for all I know.
I doubt it though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Like Stephen Dorffs Irish twin.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I'll have you know I'm a handsome chap! Don#t you have lectures Monday anyway? or just me?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Next week is my last week off, I broke up quite late compared to everyone else.
If I can wangle seeing this girl tomorrow/Sunday I'm staying down here for the weekend, if she fucks me off then it's back to the North East I go cos Saturday is the only decent day to go out. Plus the other girl I like will be there tomorrow night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
How rude

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)

fuckoff jar jar
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:40, Reply)
:D
It's not like I set it up or anything, I use freezer bags and this one came smoothly out of the bag rather than needing defrosting first.

It was delicious, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)
That's good
Because it looked fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
I'm watching that Derek thing by ricky gervais, I have never wanted to kill myself more than I do now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I'm struggling to watch this, and its rare I say that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

get to the end, only 30 mins. It's not comedy but I kinda liked it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Alright benders?
Ask me a question.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)

What if I don't?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
That doesn't count.
What I meant is that I am OT's resident man of mystery, and you, my devoted fans, may wish to demystify me somewhat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

what colour are your favourite underpaants?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
White.
And I'm a boxers man. I prefer the fitted type to the baggy type.

Next question.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Is it Terry Oakenshaw?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
It is Terry Smith, also known as 'Plaggy Terry'.
Twat Terry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
No, he has a moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I dunno if this has the legs to be a meme
but I admire your tenacity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Aren't they technically called "trunks"?
I've also seen them as "Boxer briefs" but I'm not sure they're the same thing. Underpant Taxonomy is not my ouevre.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Again, that doesn't count.
Ask again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
When describing music, some times pretentious types use the word "plangent"
What does that mean exactly? I've never been sufficiently interested to look it up, but I figure I might as well ask seeing as you're answering.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
No idea.
Why ask me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
*cough* pretentious music types *cough*
Just occurred to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Dunno what you're talking about.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
We're all pretentious music types
But some of us are less dogmatic than others.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/epic-fail-photos-music-fails-for-everyone-tired-of-seeing-music-then-vs-music-now-posts.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
But the flaw in that is that Nicky Minaj is pretty good.
And lyrics are 50% written skill and 50% delivery.

Nirvana's made no sense, but Kurt Cobain's songs were great.

Etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
My brother's been plying me with house tunes all evening
I like a lot of it
youtu.be/B85xTi1zfvI
youtu.be/6pdsKRSUNsE
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Try these
youtu.be/ihF81GyIHwE
youtu.be/uH56ptTtjWA
youtu.be/88YS1z2Z5kQ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
BRB me nillas.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
It was a good bar - gone downhill recently though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
wut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
BRB Leeds - behind the Corn Exchange.
Keep up lad - thought you knew all this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Nope.
I only know the Calls and the main drinking bit in town.

I am, after all, a massive quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
BRB is on the street down from Corn Exchange to Calls

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Is it a quend bar?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
No, they're on the next road along.
They have big flashing signs saying "Quend in here, you quendlords."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I think I got analled there once.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Possibly
They're not choosy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
They're only human.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Lower life forms than me, then.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Obv dudezilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Offy or bed?
No work until 14.00 tomorrow.

Could do with sleeping, but fancy a drink. Hell hell hell. How do I decide?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
You ask me a personal question.
I may answer, I may take the fifth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
That's a personal question to me, not you.
I'm inclining towards bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
You're asking me to bed with you?
*blushes*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
No, I'm asking you to go to the offy
Bottle of Co-op value Pinot Grigiot please. Keep the change.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Co-op single malt is velly velly good.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
You're all class

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Chicken hater!
Evening' all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Spasticus quendisticus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Et to dozus?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Feeling a bit lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Lollapalooza

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Evening amigo
I am just going to nip downstairs to the supermarket for cigarettes and another bottle of wine (to be fair there were only a couple of glasses in the previous one).

What else should I get? It's just a little Sainsburys Local.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
OK, we're all off to the offy

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Some single malt.
Chances are they will only have Glenfiddich or Glenmorangie, both of which are so bog standard it hurts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I have Cael Ila Moch
so I'm alright for whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I don't know that one.
Is it Irish? I don't really drink whiskey. I specialise in speyside malts- toffee sweetness, bags of character.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Islay
www.thewhiskyexchange.com/selection/caolilamoch/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I'm not keen on peated whiskies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
It's quite light and pleasant
But I'm not much of a whisky drinker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I shall make a note to try it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
A crunch corner, some pate and "Closer" magazine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Girl.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
It was a suggestion for you...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Thought you'd quit smoking?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I have.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I made spicy egg fried noodles with pork and soy
It was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
You fucking bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
You fuckin wish bumder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
You arsing quendlord.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Crawl out of my anus you greasy Barrymore tickler

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I have inexpensive wine
I'm not sure how I'll do with that because it's a week since I had a drink.

All pets fed.

Currently I'm loving this:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny67ABAGKh4

Edit - which I've just realised sounds a bit like this:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEsmXbjcyg
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is... a bit unexpected
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z2KglcQAric
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
That is absolutely cracking - thanks Lighty
I have a lot of time for The Boss - he sold out for a while but he's a very switched on man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Springsteen is shite.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Are you being provocative or are you unaware of the better bits of Springsteen?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Neither.
Just tedious MOR.

I can see why the older generation like him though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Well, when you grow up....

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
NEVA!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
When I grow up I will be 5 foot 3.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I always wanted to be tall
But I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
He doesn't seem to be able to afford sleeves ever :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
He stole the look from Captain Beefheart.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)

heart curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Three cheers for Barry.
Who's spending all day with a hot girl on Sunday where they'll both get off their tits and enjoy many a shenanigan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
What did you think of those house tunes up there^?
In fact, these:

youtu.be/ihF81GyIHwE
youtu.be/uH56ptTtjWA
youtu.be/88YS1z2Z5kQ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I liked the MJC one, I've slowly come around to liking her stuff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
MJC is fantastic.
Proper shizzle.

But what about the other ones?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Should I tune in again on Sunday to read of woe and misogyny?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Nah this is a different gal init.
She's ace and actually the one organising things. I'm too handsome to be fucked around by pain in the arses, this is the way forward.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Good lad.
Don't let it end in tears. Or if it does learn from it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Not often I do Fridays on here
Not often I'm on here these days, come to that.

New thread? Or is this it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Can't you see I'm trying, I don't even like it, I'd just like to get to your apartment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Apartment?
I own several, and some will be coming up for tenancy soon if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I'm back! Don't worry!
So anyway, the students who came in today (during the holidays) have now been introduced to Gogol Bordello very loudly. I consider this an important part of my teaching - broadening their musical horizons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I don't love you but I love your taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
that'll do, pig, that'll do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
i'D TOTALLY FUCK YOU UP THE ARSE AS LONG AS I'D GET TO WEAR A BAG ON MY HEAD

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
man, I'm on FIRE this evening!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
i'D ALSO HAVE TO BE VERY DRUNK

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
so would I, so that's fine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
gAZ ME THE DETAILS
i'LL HAVE TO INSIST THAT YOU SHAVE YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I DON'T HAVE ALAWN MOWER

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
fUCKS SAKE i DON'T FANCY FIGHTIN PAST A BUSH TO GET TO THE STINK HOLE
I'M OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
*sigh*
story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Rory is reminiscing about the priest in his little spud-wog village.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
sTOPIT!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
You said that
But did he stop?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
yES, AND BY THAT I MEAN NO

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
No wonder you're so bitter
Even the priest wouldn't fiddle with your little bits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Katzenjammer?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aswXKmV0wDo
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
ooh, I didn't know the name
but I know this tune, it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Listening to her at the moment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfSlU__h7rs
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
oh my friend always used to play this
on the way back from larp events. Someone else named their character after her. It was a guy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
tHAT'S TOUCHED MY SOUL
ITSFUCKINGAWFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Holy shit!
You have a soul?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I have just discovered
that cycling home whilst tipsy, full of curry and in exquisite need of the toilet is a truly horrible and uncomfortable experience.
(berk, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
sounds like a valuable lesson

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Bet you didn't go over many cobbles

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Urgh, no
I wince to even think of that.
(berk, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

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