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That thread is dying out.
You're generally a hate filled bunch of borderline Nazi's
Lets play fantasy Genocide! *perky theme tune*
Which group of people deserve to be deliberatly singled out and killed for the good of the human race, bonus points for psychotic autistic reasoning.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:41,
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the obese, the elderly
and anyone who attend b4shes in Br1st0l when they live over 50 miles away
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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B@5HHHHHHHH
We should totally have a non bristol bash for everyone who didn't go, and then not bang on about it boring everyone.
Thus rising above the standard of lesser posters.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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i'm having a b45h right now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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Is it totally mental?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:52,
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bobby hasn't showed up yet :(((
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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NHS Data Analysts
There's too much information inside their spreadsheets. They know too much, man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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You'll be suprised the shit I can get at a few clicks.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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+un
Pretty sure you are quite IT savvy, whereas in my experience most doctors and nurses are not.
I reckon you could find my personal history quicker than my GP could.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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Nah personal medical history is locked down by IT savy people
I can get it but there actually has to be a case for it, I'm not allowed to just browse.
The amount of non patient specific data I can pull is pretty interesting. So what's going on in a towns, rather than what's going on in an individuals house.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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Paperclip salesmen and rapists.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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Paperclip rapists, papists and pale men.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:01,
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He painted...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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I will be singing that song all night now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Quenders, autists, /talkers, Jamie Oliver, mimes, the obese.
Plus metallers and emos.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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whats wrong with /talkers?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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Jamie Oliver mimes the obese
sounds like the worst game of charades ever.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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he doesn't even need to mime
The fat mockney cunt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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Gypsys and Labour supporters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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Those that can't pluralise correctly.
I voted Labour at the last general election.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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*sends dozerz a train ticket*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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grown men who can't
piss into a 12" across hole without peppering the surrounding area with stray urine.
also people who sit down on the train,put their bag in the aisle, then spend the rest of the journey getting irate when people inevitably trip over it/ask them to move it, DESPITE not even reaching into it ONCE throughout the journey, and it being of a size to fit perfectly on the fucking overhead storage bit. #stophittingyourself
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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Says the guy who couldn't puke in to the aforementioned hole
and instead used my mothers bathtub.
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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because aforementioned hole was being used
for inaccurate pissing.
and i'm talking in the cold sober light of an office cubicle, not in the context of a bunch of leathered fourteen year olds.
how's the ol' vas deferens?
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Televangelists, phone pyschics' & mediums, any religious fundamentalists
racists, the entire audience & all participants of the Jeremy Kyle show, anyone who watches Babestation or any other sort of coin operated wank-fest, anyone who defines their personality by the music they listen to... I could go on
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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Dude, you need a job
All this daytime TV and sitting up all night is not good for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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they need to include this in the meta of this page
also of 4chan
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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Tell me about it..
Although I don't watch TV any more, I've witnessed far too much horror in my time
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Clowns
I'll make you cry for real, you big-nosed, shitty car driving cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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GO FOR THE JUGGLER!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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heh
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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The Cornish
bunch of inbred pasty munching twats
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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You're getting mixed up with sandwiches
Pasties are inpastry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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The carrots drive them insane, you see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Anyone who annoys me when I'm trying to work.
In fact, I can extend that to inanimate objects too. I've just had such a screaming eppy at Wordpress that my throat is actually sore. Stupid Wordpress. Stupid computer.
I think I may need to go and mainline some valium now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Anyone who doesn't believe that carrots belong in Cornish pasties.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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The best ones come from Greggs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
a girl in the office made a cornish pasty for a 'team cookoff' the other week (don't even get me fucking started on THAT) the crust ran along the top. so i packed her in my honda accord and thre her out of the fucking window. into a pile of massive corrosive drugs and sharp-cheekboned skeletal supermodels. then set her on fire. with simon weston.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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christ fat people are defensive when it comes to food
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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FUCK you
wait.. dammit! *comfort eats*
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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There is only one quite large answer to this question
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/bono.png)
and anyone cunt who likes the twat or his music.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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Pretty sure he is not a group of people
I can allow this if you widen it to include all U2 fans.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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Happy now?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Only when you see this through will I be happy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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did you get my emails??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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Yes thank you. Haven't had time to send one back to say thank you for sending them.
The pic of me, Stunned & Monty Deacon is terrible!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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that's quite alright
i was just worried i might have bombarded someone else with them. berk tonguing burt is my favourite!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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I'm so glad that I actually understand what this means...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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... he ain't heavy, he's her brother?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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oh come on AA, this is comedy gold
GOLD i tell you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17,
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Poor Burt. He could do a lot better.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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I have no interest in seeing it
but my excuse is that I had more sheets to the wind than the Spanish fucking Armada.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:51,
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Lightweight. Try having 12 pints the night before as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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I am many things, but lightweight is none of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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i went out with a mate the other week
and his wife called the next day while he was giggling like a girl in the background
she asked if we'd had 12 pints the night before as he'd been bragging, and i said no it was nearer 5-6, she laughed and then he got really pissed off
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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cool story bro
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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cheers
we went out last week as well with our partners and another guy who was there and his wife and they were all going 'NOOO! it was 10-12 pints cos we all bought a couple of rounds each and blah blah'
and i was like 'no, cos you were all nursing each pint for over an hour and that', and that was the end of it and their wives know that they're just girls
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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you need new friends
why not organise a bash? LOL.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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nah they're alright, we did have a bit of a failed pub crawl tho
we drunk in 2 shit pubs and then spen tthe rest of the night in an alright pub
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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JTDF will verify all locations visited and quantities consumed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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i'm not questioning it battered, i'm on your side mate
when it all kicks off i want the hardest man on b3ta on my team
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:15,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:15,
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we can fucking take em all on
but i hope barry's on our side too, he's got safe hands
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17,
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Jews, flids, gyppoes, slavs and benders*.
I'm old skool like that.
*Cher's controversial etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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It's amazing you and Stunned even talk to each other based on these criteria.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Hahahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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NOW THAT SONG IS IN MY HEAD YOU CUNT!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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I've never heard it, mercifully.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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why do they use email for this kind of thing!?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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because they're spastics that think they're untouchable.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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Vegetarians and Vegans
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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Blokes who wear flip flops or tracksuit bottoms in public.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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What about flip flops on the beach?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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that counts as public surely? barry's gonna fuck you up for that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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I hope he doesn't declare all out war on me while I'm on holiday.
It would ruin everything.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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ALL OUT WAR
Blackpool Travelodge will be devastated
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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I'm thinking of Turkey or Egypt at the moment Quints
Blackpool is far too expensive.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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well egypt is all revolting at the moment, or have things calmed down there yet?
our other director Kev went there earlier this year and said it was alright
Turkey's boring though isn't ti/ there's nothing there but turks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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Sharm el Shiek has stayed pretty chilled out, that's where I'm looking.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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thats where he went! he goes every year
it doesn't do him any harm
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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what about in a sporting environment?
Would you have me killed for wearing trackies whilst warming up in public, for instance?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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i might have you killed for calling them "trackies"
added slowness and painfulness for ever calling them "trackie bums".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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haha, I thought that might provoke a response from someone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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you can be on the other side when things kick off
to be fair you seem ok, but i don't want any soft hockey player with a nickname keeping our team down, we'd all have to chip in and protect you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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fair enough.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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glad you're ok with being on the losing side
sorry etc
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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I'm sure you can handle yourself, Quints
I suspect you are right now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:42,
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me barry and battered could do the lot of you
I might have let you be on our team if youdn't juist been mean to me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:54,
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women who wont touch me sexually.
Except ma'
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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and 80% of my blood relations.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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are you saying here
that your mum is excused execution or is excused touching you sexually?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:06,
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death to beaurocrats
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57,
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death to bureau cats.
Fucking furniture hiding felines.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:11,
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