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Hello chaps
So. Say you had been invited to a weekend stag, but you hadn't been invited to the wedding or the reception, would you go? The stag would cost in the region of 200 quid plus spending money.
I told them to get to fuck with their stag do, but I'm feeling a little guilty.
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Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:36,
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You were right to say fuck 'em.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:36,
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I would have done the same.
Mind you, I just say 'no, sorry' to stag dos as a matter of course, these days.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:37,
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does your other half not like you parading around with other men and leering over scantily clad women, then?
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38,
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HAHA, no, it's funny because you forgot that he's an alcoholic
and now he has to mention his addiction to explain himself to you.
No offence Scarpe, you know i've got your back.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39,
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Yes, this^
And obviously no offence taken.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:40,
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there's no such thing as being addicted to alcohol
theres just poofs and not-poofs
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41,
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Damn straight, niggah.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42,
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HAHA, that IS funny.
Cos I didn't even know he was an alcoholic and now I know one of his deepest darkest ... well maybe not secrets. But still. I know now.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41,
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Just make sure that you use this information to bully him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42,
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Someone needs to, now Rory is no longer of this parish.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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I'd offer to step up to the role,
but let's face it, I'm only sporadically posting these days. I mostly only lurk now.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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This is a pretty poor first effort at bullying scarpe
You didn't make any references to his drinking or his resemblance to Peter Chapman. Rory will be turning in his grave.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49,
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I don't know who Peter Chapman is.
And Rory's not exactly someone I aspire to be.
So I am O-K with failing the first "bullying" attempt.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51,
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shut up you fat prick
/rory
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:54,
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Only when you ask nicely.
You festering cluster-zit.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:55,
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you are scarpe's mum, you raised an alcoholic
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57,
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Do I look like I have some sort of "time-machine" where I can go back in time, pop out a baby scarpe, then go forward in time and still be younger than him?
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00,
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yeah, your right next to that time zone line innit
so you can travel through time dead easy
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03,
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Oh, how your mind works. If only it worked like that.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04,
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evs
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06,
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But she's a girl.
I'm being bullied by a girl. That's like being bullied by...well...Rory, actually.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52,
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your mum is a fat prick
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56,
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Thank god someone else thinks so too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57,
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i've got a stain my my trousers
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:58,
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It's not mayonnaise, and I'm not touching them.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00,
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no i think it might be sauce from my spaghetti hoops
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:02,
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Giving up booze is a great way to lose weight, you know...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42,
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...and gain memory
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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this is also accurate.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:47,
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but do you remember this for certain?
or are you just nodding and smiling?
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48,
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STOP BULLYING POOR SCARPE!!!
Hasn't he already been through enough?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51,
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NEVARRRRRRR!
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52,
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To paraphrase Frank Skinner, of all people,
I definitely remember. I can always remember what I did the previous night now. Nothing.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51,
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That'd be great advice if I actually drank.
At the moment I'm losing weight by not having enough money to buy food. It's working well so far.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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Depends, if the wedding is only tiny, like immediate family only tiny
then you're just being a cunt, but if they are inviting everyone and just not you, then it's because you're a cunt.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38,
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It's his own brother's wedding.
He's such a CUNT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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My brother's having his reception in Bucharest.
That's the sort of jet-setting family we are, you know. His kids are goign to be half gyppo. I'm so ashamed.
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Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48,
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I used to DJ in Bucharest.
It's an odd place.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57,
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why would someone want you at their stag, but not the wedding?
I can only assume they can't rustle up enough friends for a decent shindig
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39,
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I'm guessing the bride has chosen all the wedding guests
and the groom was just about allowed to choose his own stag guests.
I doubt Kroney will ever see the poor downtrodden sod ever again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41,
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I wish I'd thought of saying that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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Sorry b3th, I've got you on ignore so I can't read your posts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:45,
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Or the bride is a massive racist who won't allow FRENCHIES at her wedding.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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Well let's be fair, who would allow them at a wedding?
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:46,
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the french?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49,
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No. They don't have weddings. They have wed-DINGzz.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49,
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I don't know the guy all that well anymore.
I imagine what's happened is that they've booked all the spaces for the reception but he doesn't have enough mates for a decent stag.
At any event, I don't think it's fair to ask me to pay 200 notes for a weekend in Bristol if I'm not invited to the wedding.
I'm not cross about it or anything, just wondered what other people would do.
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Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43,
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Plus, you've already been to Bristol, so you know how shit it is...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:45,
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You did right.
One can only assume the bride hates you and doesn't want to have you ruining the day. The groom is obviously pussy whipped.
Send them a botdog as a wedding gift.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39,
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To be fair, he's a very hateable man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:44,
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maybe your invite got lost in the post?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:40,
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that's a very generous theory.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:46,
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Haha
Nicely put.
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Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48,
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They could get hold of me to ask about the stag
they could get hold of me if I hadn't RSVP'd yet, which they haven't.
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Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49,
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Just say NON!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:55,
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