sod that
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18142731

Coldplay headlining the paralympics, that makes sense as they're a bunch of spastics.

What bands would make sense to headline what past/future events?

Alt: I dunno, what was the sky like when you were young?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've seen coldplay live, they're very good.
Please all of you tell me how wrong I am, I can't wait.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I have also seen them live twice
Not on purpose, mind you. They are good at what they do, but not for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I liked that Yellow track the first few times I heard it
But it got irritating really fast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

here
__________ - I drew a line for you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

wha?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

its funny, coldplay = biggest band in the world (whether you disagree or not)
are doing the PARARlympics

but the real olympics only has some ginger bird called Katy B
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I like this photo a lot
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18144783
Cameron looks desperate to impress his cool black friend.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Needs MOAR John Terry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I like this
www.b3ta.com/board/10772427
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Our Customer Services Manager is her absolute double
One of our team actually told her this and now calls her Merkel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

that's menkle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I may use this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Cameron in JT Gaff
was the headline on yesterdays mirror. What i like about it was that it wasn't even news meary vaguely reported innuendo, it was political posturing of the most obvious, but was done to show how "call me Dave" isn't one of the people.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'm loving the John Terry memes at the moment.
Fucking excellent stuff!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

example?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I love this

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

The Sun had a pic of him on the moon with Neil Armstrong
Best thing I've seen in it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I don't understand
he is a racist wife shagger...is he also incedibly arrogant? Aren't all footballers arrogant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Not THIS arrogant
Lifting the cup as though he'd won it, after being sent off for kicking someone off the ball in the semi-final. He has NO SHAME
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Ah, I didn't see that, i guess he would argur that he was instrumental to Chelsea's position in the final and therefore deserved to hold the cup

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

He probably would, but that's because he's a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Never agreeing with Al more than right now!
Anyone else would not have dared to do that. See: Roy Keane 1999
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/terry-dedicates-champions-league-win-to-himself-2012052127828
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I like RDM's alternate task at the bottom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Milton Keynes taught him everything he knew.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

To get out ASAP?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Do well and then move to a bigger club
seems to be what all our players do, we're like work experience for the championship at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

"We did hug and make up afterwards", he should have firebombed Dresden again.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 21 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

they went on forever

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Alt:

They went on for ever and they when I we lived in Arizona and the skies
always had little fluffy clouds and err.. they were long and clear and there
were lots of stars, at night.
And errr when it rain it would all turn, it, they were beautiful, the most
beautiful skies as a matter of fact, the sunsets were purple and red and
yellow and on fire and the clouds would catch the colours everywhere,
thats, its neat because I used to look at them all the time when i was
little. You don't see that.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Ha!
Target audience reference, there.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I quite like a bit of The Orb on occasions
but that woman has a really fucking irritating voice.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I'd like The Enemy to have headlined the 2011 Indiana State Fair
Alt: Achingly beautiful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

did it burn down by any chance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

The stage collapsed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

that would haeve been achingly beautiful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I am simple posting now
To prove that I can occasionally get a message in a thread at the time it is being used rather than 3 hours after everyone has fucked off onto the next one.

The sky was bronze when I was young (ancient greek lols)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

The sky was bronze when you posted, you mean!
Welcome to the present, Bonzo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Cheers mucker
its all new round here, I feel like the queen everything freshly painted
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I do have the painters in, it is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

i loathe coldplay
but they are fucking brilliant live. go figure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

You are easily impressed by shiney things and flashing lights

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I saw them at Glastonbry one year
because, you know, they were on. I don't mind their music, it's fairly inoffensive. They did put on a good show, though.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I find the inoffensive nature of their music highly offensive.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

this^^
"Adult pop" radio stations such as Heart and Absolute destroy music because they reward mediocrity. they design their playlists to be as inoffensive as possible to prevent switch over, they never aim to thrill or excite, just not to offend, which is shit.

Good music should always offend someone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Inoffensive doesn't have to mean bad.
They do what they do very well. It's just that I don't like it. A massive proportion of the population do. There's no point getting your knickers in a twist over it.

Edit: In fact, I don't even not like it. I can listen to it quite happily. It doesn't make me feel anything at all.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I don't get overly upset, ther is plenty of room for all genres really
i do wish there was more radio variety though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I figure that you and I have different criteria for what constitutes "brilliant live"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Needs MOAR volume, mosh pit and sweat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1621186
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Sorry...
Needs MOAR picnics, little british flags and cannon finales.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Ugh, vulgar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Sorry, have your copy of the Daily Mail back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I may start weeing with excitement at Pearl Jam soon!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I watched "pearl jam 20" the other day, it was ok

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

It is a good documentary, that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I missed them at Leeds festival in 2006, I think it was
because I was off my chops and I wasn't really that arsed about their music. A few years later I listened to Binaural, thought 'this is brilliant' and have been kicking myself for missing them ever since.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Manchester 20th June
Woop!

Saw them in 2009 after 20 years of trying to get a ticket!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

oh oh oh, i was there, right at the front covered in sweat and piss
good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Whilst berk was listening to Binaural?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

yeah but she was "off her chops"
So couldn't see me crouching behind her TV
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I recall seeing them briefly from the top of the ferris wheel
(NB, I did actually go on the ferris wheel, it wasn't just a lolMD induced hallucination)
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I really don't remember there being a ferris wheel...
seriously
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Leeds has a full on fairground

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Only cause the little scrotes stole it from down the road and rerected it in the campsite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I assure you there was one
it was opposite one of the little stages, possibly the unsigned stage.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I suspect you look for something like sounding better than the album you have at home
whereas she likes something that can be easily recorded on her phone camera so that she can file it on her computer and never actually watch it again.

I fucking hate people who film concerts on their phones. I'm all for taking a couple of pictures if you're in a good spot, but why bother filming it? Adele live at the Albert Hall was on BBC3 the other night and although I'm not really a fan, when she did Rolling in the Deep it sounded like the crowd were really having a good time and there were still cunts with their phones filming not just her on stage, but other people in the crowd. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

What I really hate about that
Is when I am standing behind them, my dumb reflex is to look up and watch the stage through the screen on the back of the camera.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

^^This, FFS.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Just you so both know
I'm belming at you with all my being
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)

yeah everyone knows you either get tehre early enough to be at the front, or you barge your way to the front where no-one can spoil your view

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)

or try not being a midget or an inbred local you can't help but stare at shiney mobile phones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

It's not so much staring, it just catches your view, and you stare at it for a second before thinking 'What the fuck am I doing?', before watching the band again. Then, two minutes later, it'll happen again.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

thats why i'm not taking my gf to the katy perry gig alter this year
she'd just ruin it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

She might stop you masterbating as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

thats what i meant by 'ruin it'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I tend to go into the mosh pit at most gigs, so being able to see the band is rarely an issue
Either that, or I find a good position towards the side
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

i dunno if there are mosh pits at katy perry gigs
do you reckon i should be packing when i go?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I very much doubt there will be any mosh pits at Katy Perry gigs, so you should be fine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

cool i'm only soft and little and i've never been to a big gig before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

The best way to really enjoy it is to lie down on the floor just before her biggest hit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

cool i'll try to remember that
do you think her greatest hit is firework, kissed a girl or california gurls?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

The5re might be a ball pit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

aw wicked cool

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

they always smell ffunny :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

your ball pit might, but mine doesn't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

my balls are all sticky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

you should make kids wash their hands before you let them in to play

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

That'd be ace.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Woudl you venture-a in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I have a feeling I'm missing this reference...
EDIT: Nope, just got it.

LTI
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Taking your penis is optional for you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

he';s already said he's leaving his gf at home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)

yeah, your not invited!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I gained a smidgen of respect for Coldplay recently, after they covered 'Fight For Your Right' after MCA died.
They're still fucking shit though. Even their charity tracks are shit, especially the one they did for Ben Hardwick.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Without clicking that, I'm lolling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I love a bit of Ben Hardwick, me.
I have single-handedly kept his name alive.

Shame the docs couldn't do the same with old Harders himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

*you're next lolz*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Ooh, Apeloverage is getting out of his pram again.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

link me up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1620839
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

my girlfriend's mum's arthritis is getting bad again
she'll probably be popping her clogs soon, sad really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

that c & l are really close together on my screen. Which makes that a very confusing statement.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

get a better screen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

clogs hip
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

nah she's on her way out
nice lady, bit scary though, its sad when you see the strong ones fade
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)

such a proud woman
a real fighter, she's just shutting down now, heartbreaking really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

have you tried turning her off then on again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)

i turn her on all the time
thats probably how she got arthritis to begin with, frapping herself rigid over me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)