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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm being a verbose prick today, and would like to apologise for dullness.
Is there anything you would like to apologise for?

Alt: Do you feel you are owed an apology? Who from, and why?

Alt alt: I am sorry to hear about your lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:38, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm sorry how I consistently make you all look bad :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Course you do, space boy, course you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I'm trying to explain to someone who hasn't seen Falling Down that they must go see it.
They are unconvinced.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I can see their problem: it's called 'Michael Douglas'
Good film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)
See, he's been in some good films.
Falling Down. The Game....................
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Oh Wall Street and Basic Instinct

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
basic instinct wasn't really a good film though, was it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
It was hugely shit
But I am trying manfully to stop being argumentative today so I didn't say owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)
i tried abstaining from saying it was f**king shit, but it is a terrible film with a few good points
not the other way around
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)
also i just had an argument with tracey and louise about how not giving a fuck about football doesn't amke me less of a man
arguing with girls. about football. a game neither of them has ever played. watching millionaires fanny about in shorts somehow makes me less of a man

cunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)
If you are wrong, I must be female.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Mindy Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I have a soft spot for it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Shining Through
LULZ JK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Romancing the Stone.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
It's the whole 'sex addict' thing that makes me hate him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I think he should offer goes on his wife as compensation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Maybe 10 years ago.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
pfft
I'd be hanging out the back of her, given a chance
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Then they are not worth it
Tell them that Phil from the Internet is in to film in a big way and that if they don't watch falling down I hope they die in a car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Falling Down is a very, very, very poor man's Taxi Driver.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Yes
Alt: Nope, I'm a cunt to others as much as they are too me.

Alt Alt: Don't be, mine involves a peshwari naan stuffed with spicy NINJAEDIT chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
But I hate 'chicked'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
chicked what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Is NINAJEDIT a sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Whats a NINAJEDIT?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Its a sauce with tomato and chilli in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)
alt alt: Nasi Goreng

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I'm sure there's a Nazi joke to be made here but I am not in the mood to try.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
You are not Hermann to try

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I'm glad you've got some self control.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I think you should all apologise to me for being mean
altalt: Sandwich and banana, EXCITING STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Sorry you're a bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
As I am class, I dont need to apologise for anything
Alt:
Al, who wrongly accused me of outing him as a plastic Geordie when he did it on here, and not by gaz

Alt Alt:
Pimped noodles
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
You are indeed class.
Class 4B aka 'the remedials'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
The ones so spastic that even Gadd won't go near them.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)
*breaths sigh of relief*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I'm keeping my anal hymen intact for you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)
LOL JK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)
cool, so the anal hymen's up for grabs?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Hey, you could buy me a drink first sweetcheeks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)
i prefer to go in dry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)
I bet you do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Jason Statham's latest film offering?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Nope
Alt: From you, for taking so long to watch that DVD I sent.

Alt Alt: I'm not, I'm rather looking forward to it, it's one of the best things I cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)
He didn't want to see you fist yourself and spunk on your own face alright, jeez!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
What is lunch?
(Haddoway's followup etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
BBQ pork and tomato, with rice

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I have minted lamb koftas in pitta with herb salad and homemade chilli and mint dressing.


EDIT and AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Lunch sounds good
BumAIDS, not so much

My noodles were excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
bumnoodles?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)
The best

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)
That sounds excellent
The only thing I've ever made with chilli like that was the marinade for my chicken kebabs - lime, chilli, ginger, soy sauce. Made the chicken incredible juicy.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It is rather good, and surprisingly cheap for the amount you get
Tray of diced pork with BBQ rub, fried off, add 2 onions and 2 green peppers, then add passata, season heavily with jerk seasoning, paprika, and a little cayenne, serve with rice. I also add sweetcorn after the passata, but I know many here wouldn't approve of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Jerk seasoning makes most things NOM.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
The only problem with the one at mine is that it comes out far too slowly for my liking

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Are you quoting Darth's missus?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Officewrychuckle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
It was brilliant, I'll say it again. Thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Not a problem fella, haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)
fucking facebook
logged in the other week and it's showing me 'trending videos', i opted out of receiveing them

now it's showing me 'trending articles' and there's no option to opt out, fuck off.

fucking 'trending'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

tr qu
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Just scroll down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)
think i might just opt out of facebook instead, it served its purpose and needs to die now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I wholeheartedly endorse this approach.
That said, I couldn't have an account even if I wanted one as the mother of my child would find a way of using it to bring about my downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)
fucking Facebook, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
It's a pain in the arse.
Also, it shows me back things I've read. It will have 4 or 5 articles, most of which will say 'scarpe read this'.

I fucking know I did.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
you need to block yourself, as do we

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Did you watch all of the Afro Samurai Series and the Afro Samurai Movie?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
You know what, I did not.
Tonight may be the night. I am 'home alone'.

What I did watch looked excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Don't answer the door to strange men.
You may have some wacky violent adventures.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
NOW you tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Might get a burger

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)
a turd burger?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
No tanks, just the two.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:10, Reply)
"I'm being a verbose prick today". Today?
My lunch is fine thank you, no need to say sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
I would like to apologise to my fellow employees
for breaking the automated build AGAIN - I broke it yesterday too. In my defence the whole process is massively convoluted and completely undocumented and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, I've fixed it now. Stop throwing things at me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Oh, hello
I meant to say, sorry if it looked like I was taking the piss out of you yesterday. My friend works at CBS in standards & practice (or whatever it's called) on 2 Broke Girls. It was her I was taking the piss out of.

Although I stand by my opinion that it's a shockingly bad TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Nah
I like a fair amount of "turn off brain" entertainment so I'm quite used to getting mocked for it. Also an opportunity to say how good Community is and how over-rated Arrested Development was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Also Kat Denning's epic boobage.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Thanks to wikipedia I now know that here real name is K.Litwack
lezbolols
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I'd like to apologize for being too sexy for this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Are you also sorry about the way you spell 'apologise'?
PS the old OED/US spelling can of worms can remain firmly shut, please. I am merely taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I'm tired Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)
+of

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Monty Boyce is a very, very poor man's Travis Bickle.
All the anger and none of the likeability.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
i owe you one!
is tomorrow ok??

x
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:46, Reply)
were you pissed last night?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)

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