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 some have said it has dried up on here a bit because we all know each other too well
	some have said it has dried up on here a bit because we all know each other too wellso tell us something NEW about yourself, that you have never admitted before.
alt: what is the most misguided piece of advice you have ever heard??
alt alt: how often do you wash your bedding???
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:38, 139 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
 I am a complete gentleman and am genuinely baffled by the rumours to the contrary I keep hearing.
	I am a complete gentleman and am genuinely baffled by the rumours to the contrary I keep hearing.alt alt: about as often as I have somebody over to stay.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
 I think one of our Account Managers wants some hot 'cow action
	I think one of our Account Managers wants some hot 'cow actionShe is fucking terrifying and has no idea of personal space.
Alt:
That my back woe would be instantly solved by sitting up straight. Like I'd never thought of that
Alt Alt:
Once a week on average.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
 my old boss had dreadful back pain
	my old boss had dreadful back painhe swore by sleeping on his side, with a pillow between his knees, to keep his back straight. does that help?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
 My back is fine at the moment TBH
	My back is fine at the moment TBHI think I have some kind of underlying muscle weakness in it or something
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
 I have a congenital disc issue
	I have a congenital disc issuethat I inherited from my mother with all the rest of my shittiest genes. THAT's a whole heap of fun.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
 Sporters, I think you and I might have the same back problem
	Sporters, I think you and I might have the same back problemI had x-rays recently which showed no problem at all. All muscular by the looks of it, but a physio and an osteopath have both achieved nothing with it. Useless shower of cunts.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
 Maybe we have half a proper back each
	Maybe we have half a proper back eachI'm thinking we may have been conjoined twins
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
 Alt: This advice wasn't given to me, but overheard on the way into one of my exams at school
	Alt: This advice wasn't given to me, but overheard on the way into one of my exams at schoolWhile we were waiting outside the exam a couple of the girls were attempting some last minute cramming, until offered this sage advice from one of their friends: "What you don't know now, you won't know never"
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
 The funny thing was, I think it was true for the girl who said it.
	The funny thing was, I think it was true for the girl who said it.(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
 I never got my cycling proficiency :(
	I never got my cycling proficiency :(alt Kev says Tricky should be a wedding planner, i think he's being sarcastic, because right now it looks like Tricky's wedding in 2 weeks has gone to shit
alt alt every week, you dirty bitch
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)
 I've staretd doing that a lot recently.
	I've staretd doing that a lot recently.I think it's because my stress levels are through teh roof, but I'm starting to get a bit worried about myself. I don't want another epic meltdown. The last one wasn't fun : (
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
 I only started a couple of years ago.
	I only started a couple of years ago.Funnily enough when I stopped biting my nails.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
 I don't.
	I don't.Which is why my stress levels keep getting higher.
If I don't find a job soon I may just end up in the loony bin.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
 Does taking Biscuit out not help?
	Does taking Biscuit out not help?I find a wander really sorts me out when I'm woe-ing
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
 Having a good laugh helps in the short term
	Having a good laugh helps in the short termso I
Then I remember what's making me stressy and I get stressy again.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
 Reading between the lines here
	Reading between the lines hereI'm pretty sure this is a veiled request for cock gazzes.
I'll send one anyway, just to be on the safe side...
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
 I would imagine there's very little you didn't already know about me.
	I would imagine there's very little you didn't already know about me.Alt: having children will clear up all my internal ladybit problems. Fuck off, will it.
Alt alt: once a year, whether it needs it or not.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
 Endometriosis is NOT fun
	Endometriosis is NOT funMrs Cow has to stay on the pill as this stops it knacking for her
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
 gynaecologist -
	gynaecologist -someone who can strip, repaper and paint a hall, stairs and landing. From outside, through the letterbox.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
 That did help a bit
	That did help a bitbut they don't like you doing it long term as it can increase the risk of heart disease in later life.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
 i think it's really rude that swipe started a thread and hasn't had the courtesy to reply to anyone who contributed
	i think it's really rude that swipe started a thread and hasn't had the courtesy to reply to anyone who contributed(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
 She's like that though, Quinten.
	She's like that though, Quinten.Take, take, take. That's all she does.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
 You have the accent to say this correctly
	You have the accent to say this correctlyalthough the word diabolical should be in there as well.
/may have watched Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels at the weekend.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
 I believe she's suggesting you're some sort of cockerney mud-lark.
	I believe she's suggesting you're some sort of cockerney mud-lark.(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
 I have to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.
	I have to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.People often think I'm riding a pair of spacehoppers.
etc etc
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
 Well, it's almost time for tiffin.
	Well, it's almost time for tiffin.She's probably eating cucumber sandwiches and cakes off the bare back of her assistant by now.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
 I'm quite fond of Beautiful South's music.
	I'm quite fond of Beautiful South's music."Ignore them, they'll go away".
Once a week. I'm not a barbarian.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
 I used to explode frogs with fireworks when I was a kid.
	I used to explode frogs with fireworks when I was a kid.  Alt: One in the pink, two in the stink.
Alt alt: Whenever they stick.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
 I own an Olly Murs cd.
	I own an Olly Murs cd.but I used to be a goth.
Alt: "If you ignore them, they'll leave you alone." No they won't, you lying fucking bitch.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
 Despite starting year 10 in set 5 for French, I ended up in top set by the end of the year
	Despite starting year 10 in set 5 for French, I ended up in top set by the end of the yearStill got a shit grade though.
Alt: Same advice as Berk
Alt Alt: Once a week, on average.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
 I don't think I've mentioned that I don't like dogs
	I don't think I've mentioned that I don't like dogsAlt: 'Go on, have the cream tea.' Bastard.
Alt alt: Once a week generally. I don't sleep in my bed very much.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
 Made me feel sick
	Made me feel sickI prefer cats. Dogs are boring and generally badly behaved.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
 that's the whole point of a dog
	that's the whole point of a dogthey've got character, they're mischievous, they'll eat your slipper and run around the garden barking at their shadow
cats just wake you up at 4am and want feeding, like a baby
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
 When a dog wakes me up by running around barking
	When a dog wakes me up by running around barkingI want to put the fucker down not pet it. No cat has ever woken me up by barking (unsurprisingly.)
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
 Both dogs and cats are shit.
	Both dogs and cats are shit.I don't understand why anyone would want to share their house with any animal.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
 no, a cat will wake you up by biting your toes, scratching your furniture or sitting on your head
	no, a cat will wake you up by biting your toes, scratching your furniture or sitting on your head(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
 Nope
	Nopemy family's cats never scratch furniture, and have never woken me up. They also snuggle next to you when you sit down, or climb up to have a sleep on your shoulder.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
 see? your being raped in the shoulders by furry bastards and you don't even know it
	see? your being raped in the shoulders by furry bastards and you don't even know it(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
 Ahh, fair enough
	Ahh, fair enoughYes, but the badly behaved/mischevious side of dogs is what makes them more fun than cats!
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
 You obviously know the wrong dogs.
	You obviously know the wrong dogs.But I'm not going to try to make you change your mind. Either you like dogs or you don't.
I like them more than people, most days.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
 My family have just bought a mini Jack Russell
	My family have just bought a mini Jack Russellas well as having another dog. I'm skiving off going home for that reason since dogs make me sneeze/ get asthma.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)
 Another thing is
	Another thing isI love that doggy smell they have, but I think cats stink. I couldn't live with a cat.
A lot of people feel the other way, and think that dogs stink.
Horses for courses, innit.
Which also smell nice.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
 thats twice poeple have mentioned horses
	thats twice poeple have mentioned horseswe're talking about cats and dogs people, stay on topic please
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
 I'm actually very nice, and fluffy.
	I'm actually very nice, and fluffy.Alt, all washing is done Sunday. Even if the bed is shat.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
 I am not, in actual fact, a sex-pest
	I am not, in actual fact, a sex-pestP.S Did you get that cock gaz I sent you?
Alt: "Feed on demand."
Alt:Alt: At least once a fortnight.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
 I was fed on demand as a baby
	I was fed on demand as a babyIt's why I became such a fat fucker.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
 I wasn't allowed chocolate/ sweets
	I wasn't allowed chocolate/ sweetsthey were for special occasions only until I was nine or ten. No wonder I'm tubby now.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
 Lol, however I suspect that you are now responsible for your own calorie intake
	Lol, however I suspect that you are now responsible for your own calorie intakeDifferent midwives have different opinions on it, but it just wasn't working for us. Then we switched to 4-hourly feeds and it changed overnight.
Since then I've seen numerous couples have the same problem and as soon as they switched the problem has been solved.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
 I had to be bottle fed, as my mum was quite ill when I was born and couldn't feed me herself
	I had to be bottle fed, as my mum was quite ill when I was born and couldn't feed me herselfand I think the fad at the time was 'demand feeding'.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
 I don't like it when a birds gut is bigger than her mammaries
	I don't like it when a birds gut is bigger than her mammaries it's like double euww
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
 
	 I am shit hot with a yo-yo, we had a man come out to school when the coca cola yo yo craze was rampant and I've always had one ever since.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
 I can't think of anything I haven't already admitted
	I can't think of anything I haven't already admittedSad isn't it
Alt. Don't buy now, house prices are coming down
Alt Alt. Every couple of days
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
 My feet are too wide to safely drive a Ferrari
	My feet are too wide to safely drive a Ferrari alt: everything to do with inducing labour
altalt: weekly
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
 I'd have happily done that one...
	I'd have happily done that one...there was a couple on track when I did the Ferrari, niiiiiice.....
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
 my eye, makes a squidgy noise when i rub it
	my eye, makes a squidgy noise when i rub itAlt dr told me to do lower back stretches to help, I ended up back at the dr in 3 days
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
 Your doctor told you to do lower back exercises to help with a squidgy eye?
	Your doctor told you to do lower back exercises to help with a squidgy eye?How odd.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
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