Where are you fuckers?
So, the Pulled Pork I've been raving over turns out to come from the Pit Cue Co that Monts was talking about yesterday. I can confirm, therefore, that the people he said had been raving about it were correct. It's fokkin lush.

That's not a question, is it?

Also I think CQ is having some sort of breakdown. Or more likely he was just drunk and beligerent last night, but I was forced, forced I tell you, to take the harshest sanction known to all mankind on his grumpy arse and...gasp...blocked him from FB. I now know I can take whatever hard decisions life throws at me and make them without blinking. If you ever need a life support machine turned off, I'll help out. For some of you I'd be delighted to so.

OK, that's not a question either.

Um...what's your favourite flavour Angel Delight?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:44, 127 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Butterscotch.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

...is the correct answer.
In at number two, it's choc mint.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I made my own butterscotch years ago.
It was fantastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

1. Get some butter
2. Get some Scotch
3. ?????
4. VOMIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I no longer have the recipe, unfortunately.
It was done as a fondue style dessert with marshmallows and things to dip.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Oooh, la-di-da, get you etc.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I'm geet muckle posh, me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Well, I think we have the definitive answer here. Someone start a new thread.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

CQ is having a very real breakdown.
I wonder if some of the things he saw on his 80-day trek around the globe have in some way unhinged his mind. Some things even the most hardened 'steampunk' is just not meant to see.

The fucking Wilf Lunn prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

It turns out Darth was on his blob and wouldn't go all the way with him in the bogs of 'the dev' who knew eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Poor old Foggsy.
Even DF won't have sex with him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

From hero to zero, how that kids qotweak star has waxed and waned
still, he'll always have his hand and his psychiatric meetings to keep him busy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

And the calming effect of a belly rattling with nutjob pills.
And his patronising moral judgements of others.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I don't know what an angel delight is.
You're such a Hard Man scarpe.

I have made vegetarian lasagne. It is in the oven cooking. I've never made it before but it smells goood.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah, I'm an internet hardman, don't try to change me, baby.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I was being sarcastic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Oh, and there was me taking it so seriously too. Boy is my face read. I can't believe I fell for it. I feel so stupid now. How did I not see through your devious ploy? How will i ever live this down?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

What does your face say?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

It says 'yer me besht pal, hic'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

palsy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

rings a bell

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I dunno, but you'd better think fast.
You pansy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Veggie lasagne is infinitely inferior to real lasagne.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Vegetarian.
Don't eat meat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I thought you'd changed your tune for a while?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Back to vegetarian.
Have been for about six months now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

/ac
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=Ahh%2C+fair+enough
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Ahahaha!!
Seems we've found your catchphrase.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's not good...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

+ fair enough

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post533875#post533879
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is almost as bad as when everyone one unfriended Al.
It has been probably more than 25 years since I last ate Angel Delight. I'm willing to bet a fair amount* that it is not as delightful as I remember it. As I recall Butterscotch was the one to get excited about.

*Fair to someone who doesn't gamble, say 5p?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I had some a couple of months ago.
1. It really is still ace but
2. It's fucking tiny, you need a whole pack per fatty
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I wish we had it here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Is it just me or is the Image Challenge borked?
As to angel Delight, couldn't stand it when I was a kid and haven't tried it since.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Strawberry
I've just seen a picture of Debbie Harry when she was younger, she was more than a little attractive, wasn't she?

Morning all, I'm fucking shattered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

In other news, ursine creatures discovered defecating in area populated with trees.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I'm puzzled how you have only just managed to notice this for the first time.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Well maybe when he was small
They always had arctic roll.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I have no idea either

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

THIS JUST IN!
Ratzinger in 'follower of Church of Rome' shocker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

THIS JUST IN!
Beethoven writes ANOTHER symphony.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

That dog has written a symphony?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I saw that film again about a year back
Absolutely fucking terrible.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I think it is aimed at children.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)

You're talking to AA. He's 7.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

THIS JUST IN!
Monty dislikes something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

THIS JUST IN!
Hitler not fond of big noses, intends to eradicate source.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Angel Delight is foul. CQ is a weapons grade twat.
That is all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Still hurting from the unfriending on facebook, Batto?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Butterscotch ftw
some of the others are OK, though the banana one is a bit sickly. And the supermarket own-brand versions aren't as good.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I'm sick of all this 'ohh you'll never guess what happened' chase me, chase me!
could you just spit out CQ's mentalness please, that should be a laugh for the the rest of the day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Steady on, Duncan.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Thank you, Duncan Norvelle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Alright Jeffster, all ready for later?
Got your lighter ready for the best parts ? I've got a pack of five just in case
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Ready for the crushing disappointment?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

so much so I've just got a ticket to see them again on Thursday !
i'm a glutton for punishment
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

They'll never top Reading '96 for me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Glastonbury '95 did it for me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It takes a special kind of person
to come on stage, headlining the main stage at glastonbury, when half the audience have turned up specifically to see a band that now aren't there ... and take the piss out of them.

That was possibly the best live set I've seen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

This actually! I have no idea what happened.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Actually, I wasn't being intentionally coy.
It was just generic twatishness, repeating the same dumb angry comments over and over again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Which is pretty much how off topic works, isn't it?
I can't see why he left then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Well, yeah, but here I don't mind it so much.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

what angry comments scarpe?
has everyone upset him? :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Scarpe said Foggsy was a Wilf Lunn prick
CQ responded with a load of cretinous, half-baked student lefty shit, necked half a pack of Lithium and fell off his bike, to rapturous indifference.

THE END.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Don't put words in my mouth.
I'd hate it to get back to him that I'd said something I hadn't, I always liked Wilf Lunn. CQ, I'm ambivelant about, but I don't want Wilf getting upset.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Right unless scarpe says otherwise, this is exactly what happened

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

As long as we're clear that I have nothing against Wilf Lunn, I'm happy with the rest of that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Did you manage
To catch his Angel Delight order first?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Woo!
I too am going to see the Stone Roses! I even bought new wellies to protect myself from the Manchester mud...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/stone-roses-to-split-up-and-reform-live-on-stage-2012062932425
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/stone-roses-confirm-gig-cancellations-201110194437
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

“It’s just possible that their legacy as a live act has something to do with the fact it coincided with an era when most of the audience contained enough Ketamine to drop a rhino.”

And I quite like them...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

"[Watching] Ian Brown shuffle and mumble his way around the stage, shaking his head like a nursing home resident refusing to take a bath." made me LOL.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

They don't have Angel Delight in the Victorian-style future, silly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

It's all syllabub, cooked over the steam from a copper kettle for CQ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

It is very early for POTD, but this may well be it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I don't like Angel Delight

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

oh no, i feel really bad for CQ
I hope everything's ok for him, if your reading this, all the best

xxxxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Has anyone posted their recipe for Angel Delight on QOTW yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Some cunt's trying to nick Gonz's cookery crown
www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1656138
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

hahaha!
pity comment like that isn't allowed on Saturday Kitchen etc - would wipe the smile off some of the more irritating chefs faces.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I just do not fucking understand
why people take pictures of the food like this. It always looks like shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Restaurants in Spanish holiday resorts do this too..
it always puts me off going in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Rule of life: avoid eating places that put pictures of their food on their menu.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I assume he was too busy writing his book to learn how to cook properly.
Or take a decent photo, come to that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

That, and only the worst kind of fucking pederast puts puff pastry on a beef pie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

puff pastry>any other kind of pastry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

You're a foodwrong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

It certainly has its place, Q
but not with a beef and ale pie. A lighter, chickeny pie maybe. Or in a sweet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Suet or nothing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

The Small Faces etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

fucksticks

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Someone else's name, someone else's post.
You really are a breath of fresh air.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Sakes, who rattled your cage?
Go get yourself a glass of water and chill out man
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Call him a dog shagger, he likes that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

The Small Faceszzzzzzz...

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I don't think it matters in this case, presumably it's buried beneath the slop in a soggy mush anyway.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

well, quite. But I felt the point was worth making.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Not had Angel Delight for years.
I'd class it as chav food. I do like nice ice cream though, banoffee especially.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I finally managed to get my hands on my Mum's banoffee pie recipe.
It's evil, but I must make it again!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Does it involve banana flavour Angel Delight?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Nope, but it does involve digestives, a Mars bar, and a Flake.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

And Marianne Faithful.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

And a red snapper.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

That was reputedly the Zep I think.
www.cracked.com/article_15121_the-7-most-gruesome-rock-n-roll-legends-and-whether-theyre-true.html

The thing about Zappa is nonsense though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Yes, I know. I was just adding in rock-based sex related foodstuffs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

In my mind 'Zappa' and 'shit' have always been inextricably linked,
but I've never heard that story before.

1. Not remotely funny
2. Noodly bollocks
3. Stupid name for offspring

= cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

In my mind 'Zappa' and 'shit' have always been inextricably linked,
but I've never heard that story before.

1. Not remotely funny
2. Noodly bollocks
3. Stupid name for offspring

= cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

In my mind 'Zappa' and 'shit' have always been inextricably linked,
but I've never heard that story before.

1. Not remotely funny
2. Noodly bollocks
3. Stupid name for offspring

= cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

sorry could you repeat that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I heard that,
pardon?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)

wtf?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Share it in QOTW,
where the online fatties are swapping recipes. Alternately, bring it to the bash, and we can stuff ourselves.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

We need OT's very own Raoul Moat lookalike Brian to bring his salt beef sandwiches to another bash. They were excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

RIP Bri-Dogg. Another fallen street soldier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

What happened to him? Did he just disappear?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

No idea mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Fuck's sake
I haven't had a decent cup of tea in months.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

make it yourself then you lazy sod.
instead of getting others to make it for you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Can you imagine what Kroney's tea boy must be like?
Bitch Kroney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)

He looks like Oliver Twist
beaten, downtrodden and cowers in the corner weeping silently when not needed.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I AM making it myself, that's the worst part.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)