Great news. We have a new thread.
Check this out:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cornflakes

Cool, eh? And there was me thinking 'Operation Cornflakes' referred to Nakers' VD treatment.

Alt: Shit off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:55, 127 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's brilliant
alt: no, soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Urgh, I really didn't want to think about Naker's VD treatment.
You just gave me Insta-migraine. Well done.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

VENGEANCE IS MINE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah, well, YOU'RE POO.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I caught it from your fucking Kola's cunt!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

*eats, shoots, leaves*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Hey I never said I had a Koala.
Must be some other Antipodean's Koala.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Kola Cunts
Kola Cube's less successful successor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

They loved this shit during the war, didn't they?
WTF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

he'd have to have sex to catch vd.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

you can catch it from public loo seats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Keep telling Mrs Ape that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Did your wife use that as her excuse?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

so, no denial of being a virgin then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Me, my god and your mum know the truth MMPS
that's good enough for me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

you're so gay.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

You probably think this cock is about you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

NO your so gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

you're so gay graham norton calls you a bender.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

a bender
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Oh, I say Athers
This cow chap's on fire today. Textbook late cut to the boundary and the crowd are on their feet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I heard NA likes to pick the scabs off and use the remaining pus as lube.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Your mum IS pretty dry these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Eeeewwwwclitpus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

hahaha!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

i'm going to edit my original post now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Still funny, in a gross way.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

That was the plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

That Hitler stamp is excellent.
Vd treatment? Can't beat a trip to the cock-rot clinic.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I want zombie Hitler stamps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

zombie hitler vs the world!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah fuck visitng Angkor Wat or the pyramids, I prefer to have a metal umbrella rammed down my japper.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Poor Sung Chi, all he wanted was to see the sights of London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

why would you want to go visit old shit?
centre parks is where it's at dadio.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm glad.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I think we all are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

you all better fucking be.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I'm glad all over.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I'm not.
I'm only glad in certain places.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

christ. another bloody stalker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

How did you get stalker from me saying I'm only glad in certain places?!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I know what you meant.
you read my post and your minge was as wet as an otter's nose.
christ almighty, give me some space woman!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

DOWN THERE
*points*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

*Clings like a limpet*
You'll never get me off you! NEVER!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME.
LITERALLY!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

*squishes*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Which one though?
Whinfell is where all the cool kids go
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

NO! BAD SPORTSCOW.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Ye Ken
I know its no' bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

haud yer wheesht!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

*hauds*
/whateverthefuckthatmeans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I once did a shit in a Center Parcs restaurant.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I once wanked off your pet sea snail.
YOUR WHELKCUM
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

sealife lolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

SOMETHING ABOUT A LOG FLUME!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

What has a hazlenut in every bite?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Squirrel shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Another act of class from our resident piss artist. Well done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Eyethangyou.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Pontefract is where the cool kids mix it up.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I am going there on Saturday
It is the HOME OF HARIBO you know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Irony is just a five letter word.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

BUT, but, but
HARIBO!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I miss good Haribo.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I found a packet in the cupboard last night
Good times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I proclaim that I am no so proud that I will not accept free food.
if you "happen to find" any more Haribo, send it to Poppet, Geelong, Australia. They'll know where to find me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Gaz me your address and I'll send you some Tangfastics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

GAZZED!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

buy some with the last of your money
and live on it for over a week = sexy results
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I'm currently living on Oranges, nutella and bread.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

jaffa cakes for the poor

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

pretty much.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

For some reason I thought they were German.
I think it was the shitness of their ads that convinced me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You Vill Luf It Zo
Ze Happy Vorld Off Haribo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU LOVE IT!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

they are, originally

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

AA will probably have stolen it all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

they must have thought germans were REALLY stupid
to think they'd believe letters with a hitler skull stamp were real
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I heard that AA and Baz used to shoplift Cornflakes together.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

one cornflake at a time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

organic free-range no gm ethically sourced fucking cornflakes no doubt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

They nicked Foggsy's smugflakes?
Oh man, first Barrygate....now this????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

they stole some bagels but then gave them back cause gonz said they weren't othentik

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

textbook Gonzism.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Out of sight of cash registers too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

damn those cash registers, with their all-seeing steely robot eyes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

*zooms in*

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

(zooms out with all the pick n' mix)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

STOP! THEIF!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

you'll never register my cash, guv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

and wash them down with some Soave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

oh-ohh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

shut up, it's big bizness and bella told me when i was fingering her that they don't notice cos they all got the stolen from the man on the street
or something, anyways i'll fib and say it only happened the once and i was young and confused

STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND PICKING ON ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

i thought you were just wearing red gloves

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

POSTING FROM BARCELONA EVERYONE LOOK
LOOK, POSTING WHILE SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THE COUNTRY SUPPOSED TO BE ENJOYING HERSELF

LOOK EVERYONE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

dude
i'm back at my desk, calm down
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

that was bloody quick
just a short trip was it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

yes, it was a hen-do
so we flew out friday, flew back monday. i think the technical term is a "city-break".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

hang about, swipe
Michelle was at a hen do in spain this weekend too, were you there with a trampy 40 something asian lady who looks a bit like a cross between kat slater and pochahontas?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

no.
but my friend tongued someone who sounds just like her. tongued her good, right in the middle of the ramblas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

phwoar
last week she let me squeeze her boobs, she's lost some weight lately and said 'look how much they've shrunk! have a feel!'

and i did, and it really was mostly padding :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

But it's fun and, admit it, you love a bit of banter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

you can't keep me away from 'true lad'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

So standing up
and not watching the box will lengthen my life.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18767278
Standing on 1 leg is presumably better.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

+ if you are a duck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

i levitate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

wait, cut TV watching DOWN to 2 hours a day?
That could be quite challenging, for the standard definition of "down"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

they used a monty python cartoon to illustrate it!!
oh man, that's well LOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Alt- No, you shit off, then just as quickly, prick off as well.

You piss-addled lolcunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Dozer! Such language.
You foul mouthed clusterfuck.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I am very sweary offline as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

In complete honesty, so am I.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

This is a quite interesting insiders view of libor
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/07/10/pushing_libor/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i'm beginning to worry rory's being a "tad harsh"
to AA on QOTW
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

i just type things and then they're on the screen and i think fuck it and post it
sometimes i notice spelling mistakes and fix em
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

you jsut do what you do and stay special
yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

i'll keep flying with the albatrosses

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Special?
In the bad way?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

no special like different and beautiful like an exotic bird

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

You're an awful bully Rory, no doubt about it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Rather echos what I said here a week or so ago
that no-one really has the faintest idea if it even matters, and certainly no-one in the press understands it, so it's amazing everyone is getting so fucking irate about it.

Incidentally, since the banks set the rate, if they are all lying to try and gain their own advantage (which they clearly are and Barclays are merely the first to be caught) is there actually any difference between that and them all telling the truth?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

NOW I GET IT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

The only view I had from the inside was of a load of books
You could borrow up to six at a time though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)