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Hey look, it's fucking /links innit.
theworldofsport.tumblr.com/post/27283574639/cycling-fan-delivers-the-ultimate-in-summary-race#disqus_thread

This is very amusing.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:05, 153 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Afternoon Al
How was your half-marathon?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
It was good thanks
I'm not feeling bad at all today either. My knees were pretty sore yesterday evening but they seem to have recovered.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
You'll probably ache tomorrow
What was your time?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
2 hours 27 mins.
Actually it was 26mins and a bit, but probably a few seconds over my previous time.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Sounds like a decent time
My running has been put on hold due to potential heart attack issues
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Mine has been put on hold due to potential laziness
potential
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I'm doing another one in September.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Just been offered a place for the GNR
But I've no chance of being fit enough for September once I've had my ECG thingy
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
And lets face it, you're no Slash.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
*top hats*

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Running is good for your heart.
Don't trust doctors, they are all in the pay of Big Pharma.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This^
but Mrs Cow found out I shouldn't run alone and is having an absolute panic over it
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Punch her in the cunt
and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Mrs Al must love living with you

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Damn straight she does
and if she ever says she doesn't then I give her a clip round the ear and a bunch of fives.

In the cunt.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Wear her like a glove

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I frequently do.
If it's really cold out I put hand in each hole and use her as a muff.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Tell that to Jim Fixx

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
He's gone to 'll

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
transcribe please
no sound on this PC
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
There is no sound Q.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
*push*
*Grrrrrrr*
*ow ow ow ow ow*
*fling*
*splash*
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
show us your flaps

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)


(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
coorrrrrrrrr!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
thats the dirtiest pic i ever saw on here

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
all the undercarriage hanging out as well
just needed open bomb bay doors
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I can't watch videos at work so you can have a lol voucher from me
It'll be redeemed when I watch that later at home*

*this will not happen
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Do you want me to text you later to remind you to watch it?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Please do!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'll get Darth to send me your number.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I liked the bit where he pushed him in the water.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I liked the bit when he punched him in the ear.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I liked the bit when he was going to jump over the side then decided against it.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I liked the bit where you edited your post to say something completely different.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I did 25 miles in under an hour, once.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Not in London

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
+ Running away holding a white flag

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Yikes, it was kicking off there and no mistakins

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Hello Bert
How are you.

ONLY KIDDING!!!!!

Who are you?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Leonard Nimoy

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Illogical

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
My earphones were a complete failure, just like you lot

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Wear a headband

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
nah, too fucking hot as it is in the gym
reckon I'll returmn them and swap them for the normal ones I buy
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Get a pair of proper cans.
Retro hipster workout.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I have some, but again running they would probably come off and they'rereally hot
I'll get some Sennheiser ones that twist into your ear.

*peter storm*
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
WATERPROOF TROUSERS!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
best of all the trousers

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Should have done similar
to the twats who chucked tacks on the road in front of the Tour de France yesterday.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I did a fart earlier that smelt exactly like those small eggy glass stink bombs that you used to get

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Why didn't you tell us sooner??

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
He had to ring his mum first.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Did he have to ask you for the number?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
nah, she posts it in the local phoneboxs so I can always find it

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I for one think we should set up some sort of Twitter account so that these types of messages can quickly be sent directly to our mobile phones.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I agree, does anyone here know anything about computers
I find Twitter rather confusing
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
What a fucking shocker.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I am now eating some cake and havinga cup of tea
this is in no way confusing
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
How's your router?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
It wont fit in his ears.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I do have quite small ears

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I heard it keeps falling out when he runs.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
working although the signal still isn't that strong
I haven't got around t channel checking, but tbh i think the walls are just too thick
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I told you how to fix that a few weeks back but you didn't even reply to my post.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

www.ebuyer.com/store/Networking/cat/Network-Accessories/subcat/Powerline-Adapters
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I thought about these, but don't really want to spend any more money
I may geta super cheap and super long ethernet (?) wire instead so it can be closer to the living room
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
You'll have to lay the wire around though. And your kid will trip on it and die and you'll be done by social services

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Ohnoes!
She's already broken my ipod chrger by cheing the end and dribbling into it. it's all green and oxidised now
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Do these work with extension cords?
And could you plug one into your router, then attach a second wireless router to the other end of the other one upstairs?

Would you then have a house with two networks? And would that then confuse your devices if it was in a room where one signal was weak, but still present, and the other was much stronger?

Thanks in advance.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
At this rate I'll be able to still get signal when I'm in the pub 500yrds away

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
#Yes but they're quicker if they're directly plugged in.
#Yes
#You're computer will connect to the strongest one remembered, so it'll just ignore the weaker one. If you were moving around it might take it a minute to change between the two but not a major problem.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This all sounds very promising. I may force my parents to get some for their house
And then I can sell them the new router I bought and haven't used yet.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
You can link some routers together to provide for one SSID

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
CAN YOU!!!!????
I'm not sure what this means, but I'm guessing you're talking about having two routers on one network?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Yeah
Possibly not with freebie Sky ones and such like but we have 6 access points for our network here, all on one SSID
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
If i didn't reply, it's probably because i didn't read it
if I didn't say thak you, it's because I'm Al
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I'm a terrible cunt.
I'm even rude in real life.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Don't make me start white-knighting for you.
You're just a cunt online. And sometimes in real life. Actually, quite a lot in real life. But then you sometimes do nice things for other people.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I never do nice things for other people
It's just sometimes other people want to do things that I also want to do and when they coincide people think I'm being nice to them, when in fact I'm just furthering my own aims.

Are you the "friend" of mine who Dozy cited as thinking me an obnoxious prick online?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I don't think so.
Mainly because I've never said that.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Fair enough.
I wonder who it was. OR DID HE JUST MAKE IT UP!!!!!!?????
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
LIES ONLINE?!?!
I don't believe it.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
THATSWHATMAKESITSOBAD!!!!!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Buy some of the things I just linked above.
Routes your network through your power cables like some sort of magic.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
No, really?
I thoiught it just amplified the signal
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
You have one in one room that picks up the wireless signal
then sends it through the power to the one in the other room, which rebroadcasts it.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
O_O

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Kroney is lying to you.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
But, but why would he do that Al? why?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Some people are just mean Nakers.
And other people are just a bit retarded.

cf Battered and Monty
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Well I hope he's happy, lies make baby jesus cry

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
It's not witchcraft
all cables everywhere are made from the same copper. Except fibre-optic, obviously. Which is glass.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
The one's I linked don't have a wireless broadcast, they're just wired to wired.
Wireless broadcast ones are like £80 wired to wired are like £40 and better imo
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Even better.
I don't have much truck with wireless.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Aren't those cables full of elevtricity though?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I think they move the leccy out of the way for a second and then send your signal and then let the leccy back in again.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Like a railway siding

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Different frequencies.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
ahhh, so the leccy is pushed down the wire more often than the internet
this would explain why my movies are always buffering, I'm waiting for another dose of internet
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Close enough.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Tech fives!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Think of it as separate carriageways on a motorway.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
So the question is how do i turn my intrent into a ouside lane hogging bmw
rather than a slow lane austin allegro
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
You have to get up really close behind the internet signal and flash your lights at it.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Now i live on the third floor, or "up a hill" will that be a problem?
my allegro interent is a little under powered
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Just watch out for slow lorries

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Best of all the strepsirrhine primates

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
And all at once he stops signing for a banana
and start screaming and flinging his shit around. Back to the drawing board :(
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Are you referring to the signal and electricity through the wires
Or Ape's understanding of what you have told him?
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
No, that's a network booster,
this is powerline network adaptor. Plug one end into your router, then the other at any plug socket in the house and it'll come out like running a wire between those two places (about twice as fast as wireless)
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Knock holes in your walls.
They don't have to be large, just enough so the signal will find it and aim through the gap. About the size of a cat flap'll do it.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
*orders power tools and sledgehammers*
Thanks K your a mate
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I bet that bloke drives a Honda.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I bet he drives your wife into the headboard every lunchtime while you're at work.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I can't find fault with that.
A man like that, you've just gotta let him do what he's gonna do.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I heard he liked to drink your tiny cans of 7 up afterwards.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Those 7 Up cans are the perfect size.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
+ to fit up my bum

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
It's the best way to take your own drinks in to the cinema.
Just blart out a 7Up after half an hour and BANG, no need to pay cinema prices for drinks.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
You are a genius
I will do this when I go and see Batman and while I'm busy sending you text messages about what happened.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I take back what I said about you being a nice person.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
AA has got some good tips on stealing sweets at the cinema too.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
If it involves putting fizzy cola bottles up his shitter, I really don't want to know.
I'm already full of 7 Up, for starters.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
The old switcheroo
www.b3ta.com/questions/cunningplans/post1667121
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Blimey, that's all got a bit sweaty over there!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Oh the joy of two people shouting "I'M NOT UPSET YOU ARE!"
at each other.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Did battered pop over and leave his extras?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah, I thought it was normal person but it turned out he was just playing a bano at the time.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
bano?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
banjo.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
B A N J O
and Banjo was his name-o
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I'm teaching a chimp sign language up there, sporto ^

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I read it, well explained
*techy high-fives*
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Uke-lele don't understand the significance of the banjo

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Excellent
*click*
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
oops, i just let slip to chy that malc's got a kid and been married

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Who the fuck is chy?
Don't push too far
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
alright interpricks?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Who's Chy?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
hush hush hide your eye.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Is this a Lambton worm reference?

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Arse
*face-palms*
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Haha

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
thanks 80s bbz

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Afternoon 'dozer

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This place dies when I'm not here

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I think it might be time to send Bert a text
and tell him that all is forgiven and he can come back and start posting again.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
More menatl would be interesting
liked it when Adam could be wound up, he was lol
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
we just wait for you to come back

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
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(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
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(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

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