bit slow on here today innit
what childish things secretly give you pleasure?

alt: do you have a middle name? will you share it with the class? and would you ever hyphenate your surname?

altalt: too early for lunch? i'm going here today: www.gntrbt.com/food_menu.php hmm. balls or sliders. what a choice. they also do a fab "do it yourself threesome", where you get a bottle of prosecco and 3 different purees to make your own bellinis.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:11, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Farting and burping
No middle name - far too common for that. I'd never hyphenate a surname.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

One of the bars I quite like in Leith
has a "do-it-yourself mojito kit" ... ie a load of mint leaves, some lime, and a bottle of rum.

It's such a cheeky way of saving their barstaff the bother of making drinks, it really is. It isn't even much cheaper.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

i like it because it saves you having to go back to the bar
but the drinks aren't as good, obviously.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I kind of object to doing their job for them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

i guess it's like sleeping with someone
and having to finish yourself off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Farting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i sense a theme here...
.... really sorry about last night. i got stuck waiting for something for a client, got home about midnight in the end :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

No prob.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Alt: DANGER
My surname doesn't lend itself to hyphenation.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i can think of quite a few things that go with it perfectly
if you WANT to work in porn, that is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I was actually just going to add
"unless I meet a girl named 'helmet' or 'ballistic'"
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

"throat" would be good

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Fart noises with my hands or armpits
always go down well in business meetings.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

i think you should come to my meeting tomorrow
also "hands" and "armpits" yeah right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Cool, I'll do my party piece involving letting air escape through the stretched neck of a balloon.
It'll be well lol.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

brilliant
bring beers too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I like the sound of your workplace, if puerile humour and alcohol are meeting essentials.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

they are for me
sadly nobody else here agrees with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I'm almost ashamed to say that making catapults really cheers me up
I have a middle name - it's Richard. My surname used to be multi-hyphenated many years ago until the last three (Fucking THREE!) words were dropped from it.
Lunch will be on the hoof as I'm already late for a meeting and I'm fricking about on here!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Alt: I share a middle name with these people


It's a well cool name.
My surname is too good to ruin with hyphenating.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

isn't that the same person just a few years on?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

No, although the first one did sport a similar look to the third one at some point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Everyone loves the fat talentless alkie look, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Works for me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

i've been on dates with it
it tends to smoke rollies and talk about itself incessantly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Hi Tangled Gaycunt Upinblue!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

*drinks from inside paper bag*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Good name.
Also, the one on the right looks like Tom Delonge after a year on the street.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

tangled - overrated - upinblue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

My child.
Alt: I have two middle names and no I will not share, soz. I'd never hyphenate my surname.

Altalt: a little, I fear. I shall be eating some fucking povvo slop.

I'm on the verge of cracking up today. If I take one more phone call from some pikey cunt I am going to lose it. I've just had some urchin asking for a bigger discount off something I have in my sale: it's already A THIRD OFF. His total spend would be just over £100. I feel like a fucking Moroccan carpet salesman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

i think your phone needs to develop a fault
try unplugging it, that would help.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

wank into his order. that'll do it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

just because you do that over all your lab samples

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

haha, yeah. sexy labwank, that always does it for me.
I bet you're terribly hot for guys just wearing Howie coats...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

"hot for" and "lab coats" do NOT go together

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

+working in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

denial is a river in Egypt, honey.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

haha i deny nothing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I'm thinking more along the lines of adding razorblades and ground glass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Do you work for a drugs cartel?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I still enjoy gaming, according to many on here, that's childish
Pushing trollies round the supermarket and lifting my feet off the floor, so I glide.
Running up the stairs using my hands and feet (not intentional anymore, I simply fall up the stairs a lot, and this is me attempting to keep some dignity, and my nose from twatting into the stairs)
Enjoying a good fart & burp.

Alt: James, and no fucking chance.

Alt Alt: Same as ever.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Lego, of course.
Alt: Yes, I have two. One English, one very Danish. I won't share, though.

Alt: A little. Today's lunch will be running along the lovely River Thames.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i'm having truffle and parmesan crostini and then arancini balls with dip
and pesto roasted vegetables. then as a team we might get the baked alaska. no offence, but i don't fancy yours much, mate...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

aren't all arancini balls by their nature?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Nah some of them are alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

i don't know
probably

where's il quentino the neckless italian count when we need him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

o
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i thought someone might do that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I thought I would

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Devil-In John Hans Tights

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

better than Dutch Schteve.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Yesh.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Having a good scratch. Dunno if this is childish though.
Alt, yes, I do, it's the patron saint of bad y-fronts. And god no, fucking pretentious gits. It's as bad as having a persionalised number plate.
Altalt, no idea, but meatballs on toast sounds nice. Balls.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

haha i have personalised plates, they were my 21st birthday present
i like them because nobody knows how old my car is and other such wanky reasons. it does make it easier to spot in a car park though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Mine was a 30th present

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Bye Bye old Window's O/S?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

There's only one personalised plate I'd vaguely consider having
But it's not currently for sale, last time it was avaiable it was about £45,000 and I'd look an epic cock.

So all in all, probably not. But it would be quite cool, in an epic cock way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

W4NKA ?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

that would be cool.
(oddly, the numberplate P155 OFF was never released as it was considered offensive, but the numberplate P15 SED was. Curious)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I'VE SEEN THAT ONE
i thought it was asking to be pulled over. there's a cock who used to drive an orange lam around cheshire with the registration plate J4SON (or might have been JAS0N) and for years i thought, there goes jason orange, what a cunt.

turns out it wasn't him at all. ooops.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

yeah, seen that.
Doesn't it belong to that Scouse sub-footballer Jason McAteer?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

could well do
i was told it was the son of a local millionaire property developer, who was a drug-addled rich boy cheshire cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Maybe they thought
Pissed was a self descriptor, whereas piss off is aimed at someone else. They probably don't mind you calling ourself a pisshead.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure it's some odd logic like that
Like rswipe, I just can't understand why you'd want that on your car. You'd be pulled over at least once a week, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

B40 93R?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Baoger?

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Close enough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Closest you can get to BADGER legally, I assume
although BAD 83R would be OK too.

It's not that, anyway, it relates to my real name
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

i saw PE51M1ST on a jag at westfield
why would you want that? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I saw "T 1"
on a 5 series the other day.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

There are several plates up here with "XXX" on them
why you'd advertise you were a porn star I've no idea.

As I've mentioned many times before on here, you'd have to go a fucking long way to beat the TVR Tuscan that lived around Bloomsbury when I was there with the plate "N1 GGA"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

How about W1 GGA?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

that would be quite funny.
I suspect the chap did it because 6'6" scarred Rastas driving TVRs tend to get stopped by the police a lot. Probably makes the question "so, is this your car, sir?" slightly more moot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

You probably saw PE51 MST
I don't think shoving extra letters into a reg willy-nilly goes down that well with "the rozzers"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

that'll be the badger, badger

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I was born with a double barrelled surname that goes back at least 8 generations. Never used it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Is it Short-

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

-Haas?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Step-Ladder?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Pushing a trolley fast
Alt: middle name is Clare, good and Catholic. I wouldn't hyphenate or change my surname

Alt: a cupcake, probably lemon.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

has this been linked yet today? this is a LOT of effort. but some excellent knight-age from dozer
www.b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/post1676288
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

why thank you
I have two middle names by the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

"Nob" and "Jockey"?

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

'tiny' and 'cock'
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

cock-tiny?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

"massingbird-massingbird"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

My middle name is James.
It, apparently, is Hebrew for "supplantus". I assume this means I am the milkman's son.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

James Jacques.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

My first name means 'Gift From God'
My elder brothers name means 'Last Of The Tribe'. It's not difficult to work out that I was an unplanned child.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Better either of those than being called a cuckoo.
Still, my first name means "Manly".

Coupled with my last name it occasionally gives me cause to snigger.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Hyphenating ones surname is frightfully common
Alt: my middle name is clearly _
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)