Afternoon all.
Put the name of the cheese on here so I can look it up. I think you might be making a food faux pas by cooking with it.

I don't like bacon in sandwiches if it's not a bacon sandwich. Bloke I work with hates Chinese food!!!!!

Alt alt: No. But I don't give a wife beating, dog raping, kiddly fiddly fuck.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

it's in the fridge
truafato or something??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Caciotta al Tartufo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

you're going to make me get up and look, aren't you?
hang on...

.... il tipici (might be the brand), formaggi al misto, tartufo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)

It's proper local that.
All recipes for it are in italian. It would seem less is more, i.e. pasta, butter, cheese and cream.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

yes, there is not a word of english anywhere near the packet
i was thinking a really good pasta, mushrooms and shallots, and then just stirring through some of the cheese - save the calories of the butter and cream??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I reckon you won't go far wrong with that. A bit of the pasta water ftw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Like any of us believe
Swipe would actually cook.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

i do cook!
i have even been teaching the ex to cook. i bought him his first ever wok the other week.

although the last dinner party i had, i got so smashed that i ended up passing around my laptop and telling them all to order whatever they wanted from the thai down the road...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I hope you got him a Ken HOM wok

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

this should not be funny
as it is a jeff joke. but it kind of is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

What's wrong with my jokes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

duuuuuuuuuuuude
what's right with them?

anyone? can anyone think of anything that is right with any of jeff's jokes?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Well, his dogged determination to be funny in the face of overwhelming odds
shows admirable commitment.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

they aren't mine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

wok? or mince?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Just what the fuck are you playing at buying him a fucking woki for fucks sake?
He's your ex, and you've put forward enough reasons why he's a cock, and yet you still pine after him like some dewey eyed St Bernard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

he'd bought £50 theatre tickets
the wok was £35. £15 profit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Why were you going to the theatre with him?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

You won't be saying anything that hasn't been said a thousand times before
by a dozen people and it will end with the same result.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

not sure really
we're going again this week, so i'll let you know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Forehead -> desk

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)

You're basically just pissing against Niagra Falls, here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

there is a development that my teeth are grinding about. stupid interfering friends.
i'll gaz you when you're next bored.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I know, I know.
Sometimes I just reach a breaking point and say something. I realise it's about as much use as a Rory Lyon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

i like teh rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

My alarm went off
al's just well jel
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I'm more worried
as to how you managed to spend £35 on a wok. It's a bit of steel with a handle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

i thought that was cheap? stupid thing had a metal handle, so then i had to find a silicon one to go over it
it amused me that the one i found was bright pink and said "if you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen" on it.

i bought my brother a le creuset one, which was stupid money, but i LOVE their stuff. looks so good in the kitchen.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Fuck, no.
You can get le creuset woks? the mind boggles.

All you want is a ten quid carbon steel one and season it properly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You can get a cheap but good one for a £5.
I have a Le Creuset wok. Of course.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Cheap and nasty woks don't last long
we have a le creuset one which must have been at least 30 odd quid, bu I expect it to last forever.

Plus it was a wedding present so I didn't actually pay for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

my brother's le creuset one was £130
your guest might have been a bit more generous than you thought!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I think he was being facetious.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

oh well
now he knows how much his guest valued him anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I wasn't.
I just didn't know off the top of my head how much it was.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

It wasn't that much, it was probs more like 80-90.
What can I say, I have nice friends. ALso we bought some bits using vouchers that people have given us so it might not have come from just one person.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I've had the same one (well, two, one for thai, one for chinese) for about 15 years.
they both cost a tenner.

maybe I'm just lucky then. I suppose you might be justified in paying more for a non-stick one but they don't really work as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Yeah they do.
Ours is brilliant.

SCORE ONE TO THE SUPERFLY!!!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

You might be OK with a le crueset one as I presume it's cast iron and enamel?
the problem with cheaper ones is that you can't coat steel with teflon and aluminium makes for a rubbish wok.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

No idea, you're still wrong though
SUCK IT UP BITCH BOY!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

wrong, on the internet.
the humanity.

I'm not wrong, anyway. Le creuset stuff isn't technically non-stick, old chap.

Edit - oh, it turns out they do make non-stick stuff now. There you are.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll take that apology now.

I would like it in the form of biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

you can't put biscuits in a wok

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

You can for display purposes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

bollocks. my point still stands.
unless you spend £100 on a le crueset one, non stick woks are pish.

Anyway, I haven't got any biscuits. Soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I'm taking that as an apology.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

It almost is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)