Hiya gang!!!!!
I read that Syria says it will not use chemical weapons against its own people. Well that's nice, isn't it? They can't be that bad after all!

What else is nice?

Alt: Robert just cannot leave it alone, it seems. What can't YOU leave alone?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:16, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Assad for London Mayor!
Breasts

Are you now convinced that Quinten is Bert?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I have always known he is.
Either that or there are two people with a B3ta obsession out there with identical personality disorders. That's just too scary to countenance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Bert's got a perma ban, if he came back then cr3 would ban him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

how would he know?
Bert may be posting from a different library
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

library complex system of tunnels built into the walls of swipe's flat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I dunno, some sort of internet magic?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Cr3 should geta show in vegas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Chin and Teller?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

seriously though
if he was posting from a different location, with a different email address and a different ISP, how would anyone know it was him?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

He wouldn't be able to log in from any computer he used to use on the bert account.
Cr3 would be able to check if the passwords are the same. Might be able to look up search history etc.
But yeah a total obsessive could fool him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

this is some crazy ass ill shit gwan here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

it's been about 2 years since the cat hater, maybe more
people can buy new laptops and change their ISPs much more quickly than that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Sonce the Dorking Library got closed by TORY CUTS
I heard he has to follow the Surrey County mobile library around on his Grifter. That's just what I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Surrey mobile library doesn't have wifi.
At least it didn't the last time I saw it. Maybe the Mole Valley Borough Council has a newer van?
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Why do they always ban the interesting posters :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Incest

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

it's only half incest
and she fucking loved it

apart from grassing him up that is. Pesky kids these days, the ice cream normally shuts em up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

She didn't say anything.
He got a "my sister is also my girlfriend" T-Shirt printed in a badly thought out effort to be edgy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

"My other ride is my sister"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

The weather I'm going out to the pub in 42 minutes.
No one in the media seems to have picked up that Syria has been banging on about the "Forrin Terrorist gangs" and have blamed them for most of the unrest for months. Which if they actually believe it that means they just justified themselves using chemical weapons on the rebels.
Still it would be a quick way to end the war.
alt: my penis
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Hi!!!!!
That's awfully considerate of them. Makes those rebels look fucking stupid, too.
"Oooh, you're all nasty"
"No we're not, we're totes not mustard gassing you. Pricks"
"D:"

It's sunny. That's nice. I like looking at the sun from inside my flat, it makes everything look all bright and warm.

Alt: I'm nearly as big an idiot as swipe
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Do you have the day off?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

not only that but he's terrifying some girl who once took pity on him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

and he's still in his pants
WINNA
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Much easier to terrify a girl
if you're in your pants. That's a FACT.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Or hers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

No, I'm in the office
but I can't really see out the window from my desk. Rest assured though, once I get home I shall be enjoying the sunshine through my patio doors.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

heaven forbid you should go outside!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Whyever would I want to do that?

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

if nothing else, Vitamin D

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Nah, I get plenty of that driving to work

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Diesel is not a vitamin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

The sun comes in through the windows!
The police keep pulling me over and demanding that I take the net curtains down. Bastards.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

This is an excellent mental image

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I fucking hate the popo

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

The weather, spicy food and beer
Alt:
Sexy kids
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

The sun, and the fact that I've managed to do all of my work for today.
Alt: The buffet, it seems.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Altlols
I have finally figured out a solution to a work based problem today. I am far more pleased than I should be about this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

did you turn it off and on again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Yes!*
* No
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

USA-type thinking,
as in every recent war, fail to take account of the tribal nature of the country.
Saddam gassed the Kurds, he didn't see them as his "own people" I bet.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

tribes and religous sects can gtfo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

what an extraordinarily camp greeting
i'm going to the theatre tonight. the first sunny night in MONTHS and i am in the theatre. ack.

alt: i don't think quenbert is real bert. bert has never managed to hide himself for more than about 2 weeks before. what is the kids' book about that creature that simply cannot hide its massive feet, whatever else it changes into? that's bert, that is.

i can leave anything alone unless someone has been a cunt. then they will get told that they are a cunt until they acknowledge and apologise, when i happily forget all about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I'll be sat by the river with a bottle of Rose on ice
he's never going to apologise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I may get the chinmea going tonight
Burning shit FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

LEAVE CR3 ALONE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

hahaha!
Accidental that was!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Are you suddenly yoda?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

i like rose
apologies do require strength of character, i guess. not everyone has that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

weird, i just posted this on fb
it's like saying 'i'm going to punch a baby in the face, but it's ok because i'm using my weaker hand'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

what's going on? this is all very distressing :((((((((((((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

calm down, it's only a mirror

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Thanks Michelle Winner

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

+e

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Did you fuck your sister and Beckyletters?

( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was only fingers and lube, i swear!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

describe an aubergine with one word.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

purple
and bulbous
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

hahaha!
Floppylols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Disgusting

( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

pointless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Eggplanty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

racist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

aubergine.
how would you need more than one word?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

it was a very subtle and cunning effort to eke the bertness out of bert
sporty got it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

it must be distressing for Becky to know that she'll never better Robert

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

i did hear he was the best anyone had ever had
(like all girls don't say that to all guys. and if they don't.... you were FUCKING SHIT.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

yet another reason not to b4sh, poor Robert got so drunk it suddenly became a good idea to fuck a man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

She's given posting on here and is sunk into a deep and relentless depression.
Frankly, I'm worried.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Did she owe you money?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

It tends to be the other way round with me.
As you well know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

As long as you're up on the deal, I'd call it a result.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Best she never had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

she'll always have the memories
whenever she points to that limpwristed wanker from blur in some shit Sunday supplement and tells everyone for the thousanth time that he conquested her, she'll really be wistfully thinking of her Dorking manstud
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Jug-eared kilt-wearing Manstud, you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Syria - the cradle of human rights.
My dinner is nice - fajitas. Stunnedlove - that's nice. Ish.

I didn't want to spend any money this week but I am inexorably drawn to the pub. I just can't leave it alone. No, sir.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You should text Lusty,
she's planning on meeting some Canadians in the City area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

those biscuits with sugar on top
and that place in France
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Nancy?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

La Rochelle?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Lovely place.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i remember being on
a school trip to France and us seeing a sign for it and being surprised it existed. We'd all assumed it was made up for the Tricolor books
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Did you burn your neck?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=jacob+dyer+barnaby+bear+burnt+neck
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

it's not like you'd ever seen a map in geography or anything like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

yup
GCSE geography is all about looking at maps for specific towns in France
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

it was all about rivers and deserts in my day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

and crop rotation.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

and urban development
ie 1. Parade of Shops 2. Not Parade of Shops 3. House
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Artesian fucking wellszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Ashok of India for me.
He lived quite the life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Oh we had the Kalahari bushmen.
A tedious bunch of fellows, to say the least.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

it was all about how the earth
was cooling to form rocks and mountains and things and how complex life would eventually evolve
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

borring

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

that's geology

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

oh well played

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

It should also have featured fairly heavily in' History' as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

nope
didn't do GCSE, prior to that was all Romans and local history
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

the world around you must be a terrifying place

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

oh, it is
it makes time travel a bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Ashby de la Zouche?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Wigan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Alt: The sweet, sweet crack.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I still haven’t cleared my desk :(
I think I’m going to go to the pub with a scale rule and various bits of A0 paper, I hope it’s not going to get windy.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

you been sacked double h?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I like this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18952423
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

haha
awesome
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Not as funny as this:
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/18955993

What a fucking idiot. Fair enough HE might be considered too young to know about Skrewdriver being massive white power racists but he has Google. What a helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

you'll love this
check out the glasses in the first couple of seconds.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18932212
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Massive officelol.
I fucking LOVE it.

Bless you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

i thought you'd laugh at that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Wow them Ninja's are awesome

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

You know what I'm thinking, I believe in reincarnation for some reason. I won't go into it, I don't even think my idea of it is the same as what most people think. But I like the idea so I believe in it.
And I was thinking right, if it doesn't exist, you'd have to have some pretty rotten luck to be born into great termoil; such as europen jews during WW2 time or pretty much anything including and before the victorian days. And how there is probably a future me in 500 years who think I'm so unlucky living in today's world even though I think the same about 500 year past me.

Of all the poeple that have ever existed, throughout the whole of history, if there was no reusage of souls or whatever, then you'd have some pretty rotten luck to be a jew in the 40s or a black man in the 70s.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)