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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well that was epically nonce, wasn't it?You bunch of cocking flidmoes.
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Do your poetry somewhere else you emo spaz.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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It looks like it.There's *sob* ... there's nowhere else for me ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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we're funnier than the autistic quenders you used to hang out with.(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
You'd fucking better be or I swear to god I'm coming 'round there(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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One two three o'clock,four o'clock cock
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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i feel so proud of what i've startedsuspicious cocks
cock hotel
little less conversation little more cock
jailhouse cock
blue suede cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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Rubbercockin'Don't Cry Cock
A Bit Hunk O' Cock
I Need Your Cock Tonight
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Cock(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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Their ex-drummer is very good, but that is the only upside I can think of to them existing.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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Can't stand them, absolutely terrible(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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Never actually listened to themAny recommendations?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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I only heard them for the first time a couple of weeks ago, I'm no expert.I started on YouTube with The Killchain, then I think I went onto World Eater because the thumbnail of the CD cover art intrigued me.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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I saw Bolt Thrower about 20 years ago, on the same bill as Extreme Noise Terror. Their first release (cassette only I think) was OK but then their lineup changed and they went a bit 'heavy metal' or, as I prefer to call it, 'shit'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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Oh, okay.They were playing 20 years ago, eh? I thought they looked a bit, um, mature in some of their photos.
No offence.
Having said that, that would have only been 1992. And most of my CD collection is from that era or earlier.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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Thinking about it, it might well be longer: maybe '88?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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try it with 'wank' instead.I'm Gonna Wank Myself Blind
Wank Yourself
Etc etc
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I'd Rather Go WankYou'll Never Wank Alone
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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alsoWanking In A Box
Wanking On A Prayer
Wanking With Tears In My Eyes
Wanking On The Ceiling
Wanking In The Street
Wanking Tight
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Wank on the wild side etc. Fucking hell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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He do the wank, he do the wank of life.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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Have you seen your mother, baby, wanking in the shadows?THIS WINS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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Robert De Niro's Wanking I'm Still Wanking
Careless Wanker
Wanker's Gold (12 minutes of it)
Size of a Wank
Wankuppa Ya Face
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Tainted cock Cock in the wind
I am the one and only (cock)
Cock out of hell
Total eclipse of the cock
Everything I do, I do it for cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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You Give Cock A Bad NameBring Your Daughter To The Cock
I Want To Know What Cock Is
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I wouldn't know I'm stuck in a meeting!What does a parochial, board game playing, paper clip selling, shed moving rapist eat for lunch?
Cock, that's what
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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Just say no.www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nq8DzYToE
Sanctimonious little fucks.
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I'd give that 'Roland Browning' one, I tell ya.PHWOARRRRR
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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Sounds like as if NakedApe was a website!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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I liked the one about a baseball travelling at the speed of light(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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This is a much better thread,although how one can be a nince is confuzzlicating. Anyway, lunch, the vegi option, or meat?
Edit, and prick.
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Yes I thought so.It's pork though, and looks a bit fatty. None of that lovely crackling.
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With what?Based on yesterday's ingredients
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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It's official.QOTW has been 'retired'.
In case you were wondering/caring.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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Hahahah.Holy Fuck. He appears to have misunderstood what a troll is in both it's internet sense and it's traditional fairy tale sense. that's quite impressive.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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No Scarpey, he had one of THESE as a kid:www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Troll-Dolls.jpg
It was his FAVOURITE DOLLY EVER.
Until a MEAN KID stole it.
And he swore that ONE DAY HE WOULD HAVE HIS REVENGE!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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You keep threatening that, but you seem to be too busy writing here to get round to sending them.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.....Now I'll NEVER win it
Cos it was well likely otherwise
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Simpsons fan, you normal prick(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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I recognise the words, Bob, but by putting them in this order you have me flummoxed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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You should replace one with the word cock, and then it'll be really funny(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
'Simpsons fan, you normal cock'LOL!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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Guffaw, chortle, wheeze(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34,
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I've just beaten all my previous bests at the gym, I'm proud of myself and will reward myself with crisps and fizzy pop**chicken breast, tomatoes, and orange squash.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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Ha, got a new achievement though, sweatiness under moob(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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Was that hanging round the changing rooms, and getting a stiffie in the communal showers?Congratulations.
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Most seats licked in a minute(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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Don't do any weights really, except for cardio, so low weights high reps, beat all my cardio times today so quite chuffed(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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