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	 Well that was epically nonce, wasn't it?
	Well that was epically nonce, wasn't it?
 	You bunch of cocking flidmoes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:29,
	
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	 Yeah this is better. Why don't you fuck off?
	Yeah this is better. Why don't you fuck off?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:29,
	
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	 'Cock' off, you mean.
	'Cock' off, you mean.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:30,
	
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	 I AM LOLLING HARD
	I AM LOLLING HARD
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:31,
	
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	 Do your poetry somewhere else you emo spaz.
	Do your poetry somewhere else you emo spaz.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:34,
	
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	 are you hanging out on OT now then?
	are you hanging out on OT now then?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:36,
	
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	 It looks like it.
	It looks like it.
 	There's *sob* ... there's nowhere else for me ...
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50,
	
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	 we're funnier than the autistic quenders you used to hang out with.
	we're funnier than the autistic quenders you used to hang out with.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:54,
	
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	 You'd fucking better be or I swear to god I'm coming 'round there
	You'd fucking better be or I swear to god I'm coming 'round there
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
	
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	 What Time Is Cock
	What Time Is Cock
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:35,
	
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	 Cock-terin The Tardis
	Cock-terin The Tardis
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:35,
	
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	 Doctor Cock
	Doctor Cock
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:36,
	
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	 The First Cock is the Deepest
	The First Cock is the Deepest
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:36,
	
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	 In And Out Of Cock.
	In And Out Of Cock.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:39,
	
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	 One two three o'clock,
	One two three o'clock,
 	four o'clock cock
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:40,
	
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	 A Cock Named Sue.
	A Cock Named Sue.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:41,
	
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	 I Want To Break Cock
	I Want To Break Cock
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43,
	
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	 i feel so proud of what i've started
	i feel so proud of what i've started
 	suspicious cocks
cock hotel
little less conversation little more cock 
jailhouse cock
blue suede cock
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43,
	
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	 Rubbercockin'
	Rubbercockin'
 	Don't Cry Cock
A Bit Hunk O' Cock
I Need Your Cock Tonight
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:45,
	
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	 And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Cock
	And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Cock
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:45,
	
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	 Bal-Sagoth are terrible.
	Bal-Sagoth are terrible.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46,
	
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	 with a name like that they must be.
	with a name like that they must be.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47,
	
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	 Their ex-drummer is very good, but that is the only upside I can think of to them existing.
	Their ex-drummer is very good, but that is the only upside I can think of to them existing.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:48,
	
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	 Anal Cunt are much better
	Anal Cunt are much better 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47,
	
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	 Can't stand them, absolutely terrible
	Can't stand them, absolutely terrible
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49,
	
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	 Bolt Thrower?
	Bolt Thrower?
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50,
	
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	 Never actually listened to them
	Never actually listened to them
 	Any recommendations?
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:51,
	
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	 Goatsnake? Kyuss?
	Goatsnake? Kyuss?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:53,
	
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	 I only heard them for the first time a couple of weeks ago, I'm no expert.
	I only heard them for the first time a couple of weeks ago, I'm no expert.
 	I started on YouTube with The Killchain, then I think I went onto World Eater because the thumbnail of the CD cover art intrigued me.
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:54,
	
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	 I saw Bolt Thrower about 20 years ago,
	I saw Bolt Thrower about 20 years ago, 
 	on the same bill as Extreme Noise Terror. Their first release (cassette only I think) was OK but then their lineup changed and they went a bit 'heavy metal' or, as I prefer to call it, 'shit'.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
	
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	 Oh, okay.
	Oh, okay.
 	They were playing 20 years ago, eh? I thought they looked a bit, um, mature in some of their photos.
No offence.
Having said that, that would have only been 1992. And most of my CD collection is from that era or earlier.
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:10,
	
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	 Thinking about it, it might well be longer: maybe '88?
	Thinking about it, it might well be longer: maybe '88?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:15,
	
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	 I recommend you fuck off.
	I recommend you fuck off.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
	
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	 I recommend you cock off.
	I recommend you cock off.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:37,
	
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	 Sharp Dressed Cock
	Sharp Dressed Cock
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46,
	
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	 try it with 'wank' instead.
	try it with 'wank' instead.
 	I'm Gonna Wank Myself Blind
Wank Yourself
Etc etc
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46,
	
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	 I'd Rather Go Wank
	I'd Rather Go Wank
 	You'll Never Wank Alone
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47,
	
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	 Wanking With Myself
	Wanking With Myself
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49,
	
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	 I Wank Myself
	I Wank Myself
 	(same song, really!)
Wanking On A Lamp Post
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:52,
	
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	 also
	also
 	Wanking In A Box
Wanking On A Prayer
Wanking With Tears In My Eyes
Wanking On The Ceiling
Wanking In The Street
Wanking Tight
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:56,
	
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	 Wank on the wild side
	Wank on the wild side 
 	etc. Fucking hell.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04,
	
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	 He do the wank, he do the wank of life.
	He do the wank, he do the wank of life.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:18,
	
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	 Have you seen your mother, baby, wanking in the shadows?
	Have you seen your mother, baby, wanking in the shadows?
 	THIS WINS
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:22,
	
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	 Robert De Niro's Wanking
	Robert De Niro's Wanking 
 	I'm Still Wanking
Careless Wanker
Wanker's Gold (12 minutes of it)
Size of a Wank 
Wankuppa Ya Face
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:40,
	
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	 Bad Moon Wanking
	Bad Moon Wanking
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:52,
	
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	 Win on both games
	Win on both games
 	Wanking With Cock In My Eyes
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58,
	
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	 Tainted cock
	Tainted cock 
 	Cock in the wind
I am the one and only (cock)
Cock out of hell
Total eclipse of the cock
Everything I do, I do it for cock
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46,
	
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	 You Give Cock A Bad Name
	You Give Cock A Bad Name
 	Bring Your Daughter To The Cock
I Want To Know What Cock Is
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49,
	
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	 Ask me about lunch,
	Ask me about lunch,
 	DO IT
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:41,
	
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	 What does a bent spastic have for lunch?
	What does a bent spastic have for lunch?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:41,
	
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	 I wouldn't know I'm stuck in a meeting!
	I wouldn't know I'm stuck in a meeting!
 	What does a parochial, board game playing, paper clip selling, shed moving rapist eat for lunch?
Cock, that's what
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:43,
	
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	 I don't think you know what parochial means.
	I don't think you know what parochial means.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:51,
	
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	 I don't think you know what 'no' means
	I don't think you know what 'no' means
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:53,
	
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	 hahaha!
	hahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:58,
	
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	 Just say no.
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nq8DzYToE
	Just say no.
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nq8DzYToESanctimonious little fucks.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:00,
	
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	 I'd give that 'Roland Browning' one, I tell ya.
	I'd give that 'Roland Browning' one, I tell ya.
 	PHWOARRRRR
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:12,
	
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	 This is one of the better websites around
 	www.what-if.xkcd.com/
	This is one of the better websites around
 	www.what-if.xkcd.com/
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47,
	
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	 ^^this
	^^this
 	very clever and funny
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:51,
	
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	 Sounds like as if NakedApe was a website!!!
	Sounds like as if NakedApe was a website!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:12,
	
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	 I liked the one about a baseball travelling at the speed of light
	I liked the one about a baseball travelling at the speed of light
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:52,
	
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	 Wank This Way
	Wank This Way
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:48,
	
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	 This is a much better thread,
	This is a much better thread,
 	although how one can be a nince is confuzzlicating. Anyway, lunch, the vegi option, or meat?
Edit, and prick.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:55,
	
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	 Meat, you fool
	Meat, you fool
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:57,
	
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	 Yes I thought so.
	Yes I thought so.
 	It's pork though, and looks a bit fatty. None of that lovely crackling.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:59,
	
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	 With what?
	With what?
 	Based on yesterday's ingredients
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:03,
	
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	 It's official.
	It's official.
 	QOTW has been 'retired'.
In case you were wondering/caring.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:10,
	
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	 Who spazzed and broke it, finally?
	Who spazzed and broke it, finally?
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:12,
	
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	 His name is KEN OATH.
	His name is KEN OATH.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:13,
	
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	 Hahahah.
	Hahahah.
 	Holy Fuck.  He appears to have misunderstood what a troll is in both it's internet sense and it's traditional fairy tale sense.  that's quite impressive.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:14,
	
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	 No Scarpey, he had one of THESE as a kid:
 	www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Troll-Dolls.jpg
	No Scarpey, he had one of THESE as a kid:
 	www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Troll-Dolls.jpgIt was his FAVOURITE DOLLY EVER.
Until a MEAN KID stole it.
And he swore that ONE DAY HE WOULD HAVE HIS REVENGE!
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 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
 stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50,
	
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	 who gave you that info?
	who gave you that info?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:16,
	
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	 Scary Duck on /talk
	Scary Duck on /talk
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:17,
	
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	 the mods will be getting lots and lots of gazes today...
	the mods will be getting lots and lots of gazes today...
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:17,
	
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	 You keep threatening that, but you seem to be too busy writing here to get round to sending them.
	You keep threatening that, but you seem to be too busy writing here to get round to sending them.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:19,
	
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	 I find it very hard to type through the tears.
	I find it very hard to type through the tears.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:21,
	
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	 Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
	Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
 	Now I'll NEVER win it
Cos it was well likely otherwise
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:07,
	
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 	id aming
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:14,
	
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	 Why have I laughed at this?
	Why have I laughed at this?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:16,
	
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	 Simpsons fan, you normal prick
	Simpsons fan, you normal prick
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:17,
	
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	 I recognise the words, Bob, but by putting them in this order you have me flummoxed.
	I recognise the words, Bob, but by putting them in this order you have me flummoxed.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:23,
	
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	 You should replace one with the word cock, and then it'll be really funny
	You should replace one with the word cock, and then it'll be really funny
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:24,
	
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	 'Simpsons fan, you normal cock'
	'Simpsons fan, you normal cock'
 	LOL!
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:28,
	
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	 Guffaw, chortle, wheeze
	Guffaw, chortle, wheeze
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34,
	
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	 I've just beaten all my previous bests at the gym, I'm proud of myself and will reward myself with crisps and fizzy pop*
	I've just beaten all my previous bests at the gym, I'm proud of myself and will reward myself with crisps and fizzy pop*
 	*chicken breast, tomatoes, and orange squash.
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:16,
	
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	 Did you complete mission 2 in Time Crisis?
	Did you complete mission 2 in Time Crisis?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:25,
	
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	 Ha, got a new achievement though, sweatiness under moob
	Ha, got a new achievement though, sweatiness under moob
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:33,
	
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	 Was that hanging round the changing rooms, and getting a stiffie in the communal showers?
	Was that hanging round the changing rooms, and getting a stiffie in the communal showers?
 	Congratulations.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34,
	
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	 Most seats licked in a minute
	Most seats licked in a minute
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:39,
	
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	 Nice one buddy
	Nice one buddy
 	What are you benching now?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:06,
	
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	 Don't do any weights really, except for cardio, so low weights high reps, beat all my cardio times today so quite chuffed
	Don't do any weights really, except for cardio, so low weights high reps, beat all my cardio times today so quite chuffed
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:36,
	
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