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Following on from my below thread, my quack has agreed to refer me to the mental health specialists.I know this is probably the worst place to discuss these things, but shit it.
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Can you summarise what the fuck you're on about for those of us who didn't read your original thread?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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He's attracted to men and his wife caught him in the sack with Ronan Keating. He's worried that Ronan may now be pregnant as he didn't wear a 'johnny' and he spunked up his bum.
Now he's lost his job and been shunned by the local community so he's come on here in the hope of making some cool new friends.
That's basically it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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These words taste like lies.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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Nah seriously man. Seriously.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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I wonder if i should gaz him and explain how babies is the least of his worries when it comes to having sex in the back side.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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I think it would be a load off his mind.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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CRAZY ENOUGH TO POST HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!11111!!!! ELEVENTY !!!!!22!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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HE'S IN BED WITH HIS SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:52,
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you put autist and girlfriend in the same sentenceso i am going with "delusional fantasist".
i have just saved you the cost of the specialist.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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what is this person blathering about, and why haven't they replied to anyone. Is this how it works here? seems a little rude.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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OP was on the journey back to work. Unable to post from my desk due to IT nazis.Wasn't quite expecting the volume of comments. Was expecting the abuse though lol.
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let's just talk among ourselvesalright psychochomp? please don't answer with anything homebrew related
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I killed a couple of dragons, vampires and trollsThe troll was the hardest.
How was your weekend?
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brilliant, went up the mall to see the cycling and got myself involved in all sorts of shit(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
you should have stayed in your romm playing computer games by yourself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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of coursedon't forget your headset so you can racially abuse teenagers in Japan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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Functioning, as I have done for the past 28 years. Having done some research I think I may have Asperger's Syndrome, or High Functioning Autism. If I can get some help, it'll be good.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)
HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahHAHAHhaahHhhHhHaahahHHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahHHHhhahHHAha
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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guy's a fucking moron Q, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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yeah but if you frighten them off straight off the bat you don't get to watch a full blown brainsplosion after they've settled in(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Good afternoon boysWhat do you say? What'll you be?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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Tonight, TH, I'm going to be Michaela Strachen.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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Oh wonderful!Ladies and gentlemen, for one night only Windy Pig is MICHAELA STRACHEN!
*applause*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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I'm sure i get what Q is on about.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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I tried to formulate a 'Chris Packham' joke, but I couldn't make it workI'd Packham in her Chris? No.
See? Can't be done.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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I'd PACK my HAM in her CHRIS?hmm, we need a vagina word a bit like chris.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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thanks for replying there, VMi'm no doctor, but from what i can see all you need is a strong dose of manthefuckupimol
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I've also self diagnosed stuff like brain cancer and stuff(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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I bet you don't even reply to this thread, you /qotw types never do.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
remember that girl i said who was on my facebook who looked really fit in her photos but in real life she's kind of big and really moany?well her boyfriend of many years is actually autistic and a store manager for halfords, proper rainman mental and shit. i reckon she could do better, not much, but still
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Link up a "hot" photo, I bet they're all myspace style duck faces.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
closewe'll call this the "this is what i wish i looked like" pic
image removed out of respect for permablob
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and this the "what I actually look like, but imagine it moaning in your face ALL the FUCKEN time really nasally"2nd image removed out of respect for permablob
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i feel bad about posting photos of someone you'll never meet, should i delete that?(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
NAh fuck it, its her own fault for not being attractive enough for your tastes.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
ITS NOT THAT CHOMP HOW DARE YOUit's the profile pic/accurate pic thing, no idea why she added me, silly ol' permablobber
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tbh i'd have probably still given her one and allmight have stopped her whinging, i'd have probably cured her blobbing too
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Yeah, I see what you mean. Over exposure and closeups are the plain girls best friends.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
she was a perma-blobber too chompshe had some medical condition she didn't mind telling everyone about that meant she bled for 10 years
nice eh?
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i must been like that type I didn't put the lid on my squeezy ketchup properly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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why would she tell people these things?!no-one asked, it was a real low-point in the office
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That entirely justifies you telling us.Let nobody tell you otherwise.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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I wish I'd got here sooner now(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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maybe she just wants a little attention.probably something to do with her dad.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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He strictly stuck to banging her in the shitter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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i was with my girlfriend at the time, the whole office was like :Owhoa, crazy girl, very militant feminist too
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I find these office updates fascinatingI'm not even taking the piss. It's like a soap opera.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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well i am glad to hear thati think someone has to add content, otherwise its just people talking about themselves and their lunch, bit dull really
we all know some characters, eh?
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i thinkhe works with bella.
or he would do, if she had a job.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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girl in the photos only worked here for about 4 months, 2 years ago(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
that's what i saidi was jsut pointing out the disparity between the photos
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Well since Barryoaks got cancelled it's all we've got.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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you wish you looked like a girl?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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you like looking like a girlin certain contexts? OK, got it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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I don't really see the reason for mocking the mentally ill, you don't go LOL you've got AIDS to people do you?
...oh yeah
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He also said you were a shitting cunthorse HOOR(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:42,
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very nicenow everyone pay attention to me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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how's tesco treating you?you sound to be doing really well
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:46,
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Not badthey didn't send round goons when I had all you can eat chinese on Saturday, so they are benevolent dictators.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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eh? Do you live in a Tesco superstore now?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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nothey just tell me what I'm allowed to eat. Under the circumstances, it seemed like a good idea.
won't be long before we all live in Tescos, though, I reckon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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you need a break from time to timewhat's for lunch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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tomato and cheese roll and saladbut the cheese is that half fat stuff. It's OK, but it's no applewood smoked
off to be a nerd in a library now - laters!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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cheese is one of those things where the half-fat is just not as goodalthough soft cheese is ok. i like that thai sweet chilli philadelphia lite on a toasted bagel with some spicy season-all on top.
i don't know what to have. i'm supposed to eat something sensible prior to sweaty yoga. an itsu brown rice pot maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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have a nice crisp smoked chicken and avocado salad, with a light dressing, no caeser, and a glass of sparkling water.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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there is something very depressing about this post(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT??!!??!oh, wait.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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I had an sandwich with applewood smoked cheddar and some lovely ham on FridayHope that helps.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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Listen 'Ken Oath' we all know it's you. No-one is fooled.Stop this 'trolling' please.
Thanks in advance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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I have the guitar solo from Lynryd Skynyrd's Free Bird going around and around my headafter it was linked to on FB.
I'm not mental. Ha, gutted.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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It's a good solo.I like Lynyrd Skynryd.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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Later on I watched the Knebworth '76 vidA three guitar rock'n'roll wig-out. I liked it. It made my pants feel funny.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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whilst the quackfuriously wanks behind the one way glass behind him.
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Are you named after the first three chords in 'Smoke on the Water'?Because that's what plays in my head whenever you post.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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you need to change your nam to DUH DUHHHand we can do a tag team post and it would look soooo cooool
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its actually meant to be from Alan Partidge, the user name was actually at one point about 120 characters long (as in the whole thing he says in the car park) but i realised the errror of my ways one day and had to shorten it as I had wiped my cookies and had to manually login... which wasnt easy at all. Quite possibly the longest user name Ive ever had, or indeed anyone has had.
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'Two Ha-ha-ha-h-haaaats, Ha Ha Haaats' etc.Nah I don't see it myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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I'M PRETENDING TO MISUNDERSTAND YOU FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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I quite like the idea of Superman.,..Like ive come to save the day or something....
Yup... thats me... the day saver... (not a bus pass)
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I'm sorry to hear that you're having some problems Given the circumstances, seeking professional help is probably the best thing. Good luck, I hope it all works out for you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Well, he's replied once in this thread so far, I hope he's ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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If you don't think you have it, then you don't have it. It's a bit like anorexia.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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It's the 'the 60s', if you can remember them,you don't have Alzheimer's. I think that's the saying, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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is that a bullying about me being a recovered stammerer?You bad bastard.
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This is your favourite 'old skool hip hop joint' from 'back in the diggy':www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ju4h2GLD0
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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It's called 'trolling', yeah?Get hip to the lingo, Daddio!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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It's all a scamThe tobacco industry invented HIV to diguise the fact that people die of lung cancer as a direct result of smoking.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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They use their evil agents, the Ku Kux Klan, to distribute this fictional virus amongst the gaysand coons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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I'm not saying I agree with what they did. Don't shoot the messanger OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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this sounds legit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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If you're seeing a doctor and a benny doctor why are you seeking more attention here?Dyaaky. Who else has been pleasantly surprised by the Olympics so far?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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By which I mean 'no, not at all, soz'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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THERE WAS A 'FART' NOISE!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Have you seen his daughter, phwoaaaar (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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I've found myself watching loads of it, judo was tedious but the sailing was good to watch. The opening ceremony was shite apart from the hot black dancer girl.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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I 'hold' a 'green belt' in judo.Just in case you were wondering.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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So, Im holding a brown belt in my bedroom. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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I wondered why there was no buckled, shouldn't have worn cream chinos either
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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Just hot back from gym, added 0.2 km onto my best distance on cross trainer. How was your holiday?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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He often gets cross when I ride him without asking.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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See above. Hi doze, you still good looking and fancy free? Or was that some other Quendejos(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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I'm watching the archery, it's pretty dull.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Somebody was going to, might as well be me.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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you're right, a lot of it is shit. but still, GO TEAM GB!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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I painted the wall behind the TV about 3 weeks ago, if it's not dry by now, it never will be.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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Wait til the spacker Olympics do it, one guy shoots with his feet(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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NO!oh man, i can't fucking wait for that shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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They ought to be more honest and call it THE BIONIC OLYMPICS.
I'd watch that, I would.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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is there paralympic horse riding?i'd love to see a 3 legged horse try to do dressage.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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I'd like to see a guy on one of those wheeled trolleys cos he's got no legsdo the hurdles.
*squeaksqueaksqueakTHONKsqueaksqueaksqueakTHONK*
lolz
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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They shoot arrows with a bow, what the fuck were you expecting(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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i don't know rory, i just...don't...know.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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About 4 or 5 of the same dribbling shitstainsall blathering on about the same old boring crap.
Hmmmmm...
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It's pretty much as expected.Hopefully I can get BUPA to sort out the fact that I'm batshit mental.
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If you can, look into more holistic treatments.Once you get into the "try the new drug, deal with the side-effects, try something else cause the drugs don't work /side-effects are too much to handle" cycle it's difficult to get off.
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