my hamstrings hurt, monty
that hot sweaty yoga was better than i thought. but my hamstrings have decided to disagree some 24 hours later. twats.

i can think of several people who should GO.

my firm acts for a few famous people, tend to see them in reception. not that i do any work for them. my cases are all A Landlord -v- A Tenant.

alt: how can you cheat at badminton??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:45, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alt: attach a shuttle to your cock.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

We've only really had one famous customer, an ex-footballer
However, we make cards to send out to famous people regularly, only this week we had to do one for a certain long distance runner.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

runner clara
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Ah, Pigeon Street
Alweyz in r hartz
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

You make "man the fuck up you street shitting cunt" cards?
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

No, not her

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Alt: they deliberately lost, or something.
I'm surprised you have hamstrings. I would have expected Quornstrings from your sort.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

maybe that's why they gave out on me
not enough meaty stamina
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

alt: apparently they deliberately chucked the match.
think they won the first two games in their league, so they were already through to the knockout bit no matter what, but if they won the third as well they'd have to play their own second team next, putting one of them out, so to avoid this happening (and to save their energy) they played badly on purpose, hitting the net etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

cheating cunts
staple gold medals to their cocks and make them run through moss side.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

not a new idea though
in the paper it says they've been doing this sort of thing for ages.
Football teams often rest key players in a similar situation, however their replacements don't generally try to lose....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

ah now i see it
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100173755/london-olympics-2012-were-the-badminton-players-too-stupid-even-to-pretend-they-were-trying/

i LOL'd slightly at the comments.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

playing badly doesn't even come close to describing it though
it was like how a 3 year old would throw a match if you told them to.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)