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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hang on now, I demand that thundercuntthemagnificent explains his '2 endings to the dark tower' comment.
alt: when did you last start a thread on the Internet that made you want to kill yourself?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:34, 160 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
ha,
rob has you on ignore.
Also, if you didn't see, in at least 3 threads now I've offered to come over while your husband is away and thumb my flaccid penis up your bottom, and not once have you replied.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
she has you on ignor
e
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
i'm not liking this new system k,
can so easily be abused for even more extreme bullying.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
*APPLIES TURBOIGNORE*

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)

?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Strangely, after I wrote it that was my first thought too :|

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
what, that exact song,
or just the band?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Just the band, ma'am.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
i saw them live,
pretty good.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
EVERYBODY STOP GETTING IGNORED

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
*bangs ignore drum*
Where's JMG when you need him?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
i've got him on ignore

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Does that mean that NO-ONE can see him?
I don't understand this. What if we're all figments of your imagination, does it apply then?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
IF YOU WERE A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION YOU WOULD'VE SHUT UP A LONG TIME AGO

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
IGNORING YOU NOW

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
oh, I actually thought you were Q

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
you can circumvent it
log out, click reply to the post, log in as you post and it still works
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
tell Cr3

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
fuck dat
if peeps want to be talkin' bout q i wanna be seein waht they say dawg
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
q is a big fat

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
nice

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
twatwaffle

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
nobody answered my question about dinner
i'll probably starve now
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
eat a dog.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
i might eat my mum's shityknees, that's not evena real dog ffs

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
a coke and a smile

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
no, k swizz

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
just pick up the mother fuckin phone and dial
i keep my condoms in a big ass sack
swingin this dick like a new jack BIATCH
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
don't you speak gangster to me, young lady

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
i got hoes
i got hooooooooooooooes
in different area codes
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I deny this.
I'm fully up for drunken marshmallow/piggybank attempts in my bottom while I snore the sleep of those who ought to be in rehab.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
sorry, *whilst*

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
good,
gaz me your address and your favourite brand of white cider and i'll be right over.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Cheating should be illigal while there are single people about.
I mean, it's fair enough if everyone got a turn on someone, then that would be alright. And I know when you see homeless people and think "I wish he had a home to go too" whilst having a spare room that you're not offering, is the norm, but should society really be like that?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
well,
me and Janet both have long term partners, so we're not using up any free sex.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
But you're still getting two lots, and it's unfair on your wife who only gets one lot.
Can I have a go on your wife while you have a go on janet? seems only fair, but then still I'm only getting one and you're getting two. But a homeless man doesn't look to mansions, he is content with bedsits. Not saying your wife is a bedset compared to janet's mansion; we both know that isn't true.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
we're not married.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Woh', who said anything about marridge?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)
look,
Pretty soon I'll be in London, with ladypig, we'll go out for sushi and then it's up to her if she wants to do the dirty with you.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)
ive an acquaintence who's the worst sort of serial cheater, bounces from relationship to relationship
and I get so mad, because here I am, single, and remain so
yet there she goes fucking everyone
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
i've got a thumb up the bum with your name on it.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
idon'tlikeitupthebum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
fair enough,
don't say i didn't try though.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Hahahahaha! No-one will do a sex with Double.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Why would you want to remind me of something that would exasporates the deadly ailment that is clinical depression?
There were 1,733 people murdered by hurt feelings in 2009, I could very easily be one of them due to the stress you're causing me.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Put him on ignore.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I would not deny him his Right To Reply, like he would denny my people's Privilege to Happiness.
He'd probaby get all padantic about how I'd need a time machine to be one of those statistics.

You know what I'm going to do, I'm going to be the bigger man here and accept his implied appology by not replying yet.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
DELETE HIM GONZ

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Sorry.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
extra-marital is extra-special*, gonz.*
* it is not.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Frankly, I'd be happy with intramarital

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Me too.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I have a sex life like you people wouldn't believe...

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I wrote dark and brooding poetry on the way home that is basiclly just a misheard lyric.
And for dinner tonight I'm having extra tablets and lots of fags and I might watch a movie that has black and white bits and maybe subtitles too.

It's not raining, but if it was, I'd sitting by the window listening to something like Colin Hay 'cus Ryan Adams is too mainstream.

I might go to the kids who smoke weed (that, or they're really tight and share ciggerettes 3 puffs at a time) in the carpark behind the back of waitrose if they have any weeds, and I'll smoke it, but I won't enjoy it, I'll be like in those KiDULTHOOD movies where they smoke weed all day but don't have fun or look relaxed.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH I can kick a distbin out the way ! Or I can punch a fence ! OR BOTH !

Oh man, planning being dark and broody is fun.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Thanks for your gaz. Is being sorted. Much appreciated.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
GOSSIP!!!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Oh right, he gazzes you
but he won't answer my texts.
*tuts*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
0o0oh, texts !
My phone had headphones plugged in.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Oh, it's not switched on

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Yeah, that'll probably help.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Oh gosh, I bet you ain't got my latest number.
I should note that I've only changed my number once in my life; a few months ago.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Oh, it's not switched on

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
i've been sending him love letters for yeeeeaaaarrrs :(((((((((((((((((((

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Sweet, no worries =)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Do you think this new ignore functionality will work?
If I put you on ignore you wouldn't be able to see anything (your private info etc) if I decided to post it. Seems flawed to me.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Not saying I would do so BTW.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I'm with you battered,
i can see where Rob is coming from, but i'm not sure this is the answer.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I think someone would gaz you and tell you.
Everyone, not just the victim, gets very upset when the odd twunt does it.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
There are quite a few odd twunts round here.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Not guaranteed though is it?
The only way would be to constantly log out and run vanity searches.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I donno anything about it.
Makes sense though, you can't see them, they can't see you. Fair's fair. I've never seen the point in ignoring people.

It has another advantage, baldmonkey having a spack attack and not being able to see any attention.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
But if they've ignored me, I can't see them. Which means I have no idea what they may be saying about me or what info they may be posting about me.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
It depends if people start logging out to see and start making alt accounts.
It's an interesting change to the dynamic, I hope it works. Some people get way to upset.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Did you just text me?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Yah' !

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Right then.
Actually, I'll just gaz you what I said earlier, because it'll be quicker.
But I'll update your number in my phonebook.

And ignore the fact that I didn't get it before.

EDIT: turns out I did have your new number, because you sent me a text a couple of weeks ago. My bad.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
evening chumps

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
i'm a chimp.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
evening chimp

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
evenin'

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
save us capn

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
from what?
is there some kind of crisis? I'm great at dealing with those
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
stupid people, everywhere

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Our problem here is human nature
70% of the world are wankers. Unfortunately the people who are left are the ones who aren't dickish enough to kill the others
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I'm totes part of that second group

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Oh, thanks.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
*tweedles*

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Alright caves?
What arts did you do today?
Have you found somewhere to put your enlarger?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
enlarger is still on the floor in the art room
I need a bench for it or something.

Today I just worked on some curtains. I've just realised there is one big bit I'm going to have to sew by hand :(

how's you?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I itch absolutely everywhere.
There were two or three mosquitos in my room last night, and they ate me all up. Little bloodsucking fuckers. The skin on my hand is absolutelyu raw because I've been scratching it all day. I look like Simon Weston's uglier brother.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
oh man :(
I had loads after the last larp event, mosquitoes are the worst, little bastards
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I got at least one of them.
The others were laughing at me, though.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)
the only answer is a flamethrower

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I was awake for two hours
chasing them around the room with a can of Raid.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)

bugasalt.com/
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)
*wants*

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I might stay here.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
OH NO!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
don't threaten me with a good time

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
you love it, you slaaaaaag.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Even if windy thumbs his flacid penis up your arse

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
There's a distinct lack of GTGB, though.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I have you all on ignore.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
You mangy kahnt

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I can't see that comment.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
You fat kidneyed hedge pig

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
You yeasty swag-bellied scut

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
nor those two

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
You ruttish onion-eyed nut hook!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Ignore: like traditional ignore
Or

Super autist ignore: we're they can't see you and you can't see them

Give the whingers both options
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
you crippled homo

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Worst of all the homos :(

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)
And let's allow them to instantly ban anyone who disagrees with them.
Can't see that being abused either, oh no.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Well, this is fun.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
i'm bored, b3th, BORED

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
It's ok I'm back, although I am in bed now

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
oh are you going to do something interesting?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I'm in bed and naked, what do you want me to do?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
um
perhaps it's best you don't do anything
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
I was mainly gonna go to sleep tbh

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
With a large dose of Nembutal?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
you and me both, kid.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
we need entertainment
is there anything interesting on links?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I very much doubt it.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I can help?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Go on then
Dance, monkey boy.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)


(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Pance Dance!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)


(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
hey handsome
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/21/the-we-started-kissing-like-this/
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
That's no moon!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Mewling half-faced weasel!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I've got their first album.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
OT has finally lost its virginity. Janet posted.
she'll suck you off behind a shed for a pack of space raiders you know.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Thought she preferred a greenhouse.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
PRICK

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
TWAT.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
You were made for each other!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)

wanker
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Bellend.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

pppppPPPPPPrRrRriicccCcCcCCCkk!!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Cool skills.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I IZ A WIZURD!!!!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
What on earth is going on?
I leave you all alone for one evening and everything goes ignore crazy.
Do I have to get a babysitter for when I go out again tomorrow?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Oh I see
So I've been ignored as well?
Pricks.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
First this place caves in to spammers with pretend lawyers*, now they're caving in to over-sensitive windbags.
I wonder what it'll be next. A board dedicated entirely to unskilled Tory white-collar resentment?

* the boy band V*CE
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I'm joining mumsnet
They don't fuck around like this.

Do they?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
I hear V!CE like to buy children from rob and fuck them.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I hear V!CE like to rob children.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I heard V!CE went on a french holiday with jacob dyer and burnt their necks.
then fucked some kids.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
They liked it.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
poor barnaby bear, they used him as a cum rag :(

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I'd sure hate to meet a VOUSE then
They sound like a right nasty bunch of kiddy-diddling nonces and no mistake.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
yes

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Is that it then?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Sorry I was watching the footy. When you read book seven it comes to an end and there is an authors note section where King explains that you, the reader, should be content with the ending but if you want to know the real ending read on. That is where you find out about the horn of eld and the cycle etc.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)
whoa there I must have been pissed last time I finished it.
link pls...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:50, Reply)

In my copy it's page 661, CODA. I'll see if there is anything online I can find.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:52, Reply)
ARTICLE ABOUT IT
www.examiner.com/article/the-dark-tower-s-coda
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:55, Reply)
well there is nowt new there...

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:06, Reply)

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