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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SUPPORT MONTY!!!!!



And before you ask, no, I won't "put it in a link you fucking spacktard" I believe in this too passionately.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:47, 118 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
You should make an App for the campaign.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Can this thread now be about what curry I should eat tonight instead?
www.kardamomlounge.co.uk/menu/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Zhal Zul
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
There is no Zhal.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Not any more
I've eaten it all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
It should be lamb, but not lamb tikka as that makes it tougher.
Lamb Bhuna, or Dhansak, or Saag if they do it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I think they do a lamb sagwalla

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
bingo

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
They do rice with minced lamb in it as well.
i might have that and sit next to the vegan who's coming.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I'm tempted with Lamb ‘E’ Akbari
at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
That would have been my first choice actually.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
The green delight looks interesting

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah could be nice, I like the idea of a meat curry with loads of veg in it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Ghost kata is normally good.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Spirits doing martial arts?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Bruce Lee sparring with...erm...another dead martial artist?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Brandon Lee?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Yep.
Is The Crow any good, I've never seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
It's great when you're an 11 year old boy, it's incredibly deep when you're a 14 year old boy
I'm not really sure if it's aged that well, but it's a fairly solid film with some cool fights and stuff. WOrth a watch certainly, but it's probably not one you'll go back to over and over. Unless you're a teenage boy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Good soundtrack
Some of it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Rollins saves the day
again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I think it's great.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I may watch it again at the weekend.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It's not like the greatest thing ever
But it's still entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
In that case I won't watch it.
I'll watch Taken instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
That is possibly the greatest thing ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
oooh, that does look nice.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I had Himilayan lamb last time I went for a curry
Very nice, but the lamb was a little overdone.

Off that menu, I'd go for the Nawabi Murgi.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I'm finding this whole menu fairly uninspiring.
Have that lamb thing at the top and don't sit next to the vegan because he'll spend all evening complaining that he can't eat anything on the menu.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
It would work on the basis that every time you tried to play any music on your phone the screen would go black and the words "THIS IS FUCKING SHIT!"
would flash up and then it would play 70s garage rock until your speaker exploded.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
It could be like a soundboard
Fucking shit
Gay
Hendrix
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
No, he shouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Oh. I feel bad now you've told me off.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
He should just delete his account and kill himself.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Hi Lusty, how's it hanging?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
pendulous as always.
You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Hi Lusty, sorry lusty, hope you have a good time tomorrow lusty.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I wish I could come and eat meat with you tomorrow.
But I really should be a good sister and see my brother. Say hello to your good lady wife from me.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I will, we'll see you at the end of the month though won't we?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I thought you of all people would support me.
When I get my mod powers you are fuckin' BANNED, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Janet's just been stepped again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
What for?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
spamming shit smelly crusty festivals
that deserves a lifetime ban
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Summat on qotw. Not sure what.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
redex innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
do you want me to send you a link?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
it's ok, i looked on my phone, it's really very good
who's head is it though?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Monty, you fucking plum!
On a see-saw
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
WITH A FUCKING CAPE!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
ON A FUCKING FLAG!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
i donno what he looks like
i thught that was gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
He looks like Gandalf, if Gandalf took a lot of drugs and then went senile

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
so like gandalf then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Is that like a support bandage?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
is what?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
A "support monty"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
A durn't



Thanks to sporto for this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Divvent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Here begins the end times.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I've jsut discovered that Plumdozer has got me on ignore
What a prick, eh?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
You weren't rude about his cornflower blue tie, were you?
Or his shoes by 'Gino Ginelli'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
he is wearinga turquoise shirt...
I can only assume he works ina leisure centre
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
'Mistah Britt'ass'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
HAHA!
That's so true.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I'm going to start making brittas empire jokes at him and he'll never know why!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
So will I
but he won't be able to see them.

:(
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Thank fuck at least in a couple of threads he can't bore me about his fucking collars.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Or his tastes in music

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Chicks dig him, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Lets all be honest,
he's just background noise in this place.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I jsut don't understand why he volunteered all that information about York
to someone he professes to hate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I honestly can't tell if he's putting on a persona
or really is that tedious and shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
It's weird isn't it.
Sometimes he appears to get the whole "It's the internet thing" and sometimes he doesn't. Even fat child molester Bobby gets that the fact that everyone thinks he's an obese nonce shouldn't get in the way of the banter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
He probably expected a THANKYOU

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
He's a paedophile. Just saying, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
THIS IS GENIUS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Thank you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
That's not your catchphrase,
stay on message or you'll never be a mod.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
CHOMPY FOR MONTY'S NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is so exciting!
It's like 'The Apprentice'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You could easily be on the apprentice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
You haven't contributed to the curry discussion.
You can't win over the b3ta community if you're not involved in the grass roots food threads.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I suggest handi ghost if they have it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Gadzooks, Mistress Meaker!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
urh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Rentaghost lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Claypolelolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Seeing as you're a computer nerd
you have to have the Lap Top Special.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
That's a weird one.
Sounds shit though, you've lost my vote.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Oh man.
You were one of my ‘key marginals’. Now I’ll have to form a mod coalition with fucking Kroney of all people.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Is he even allowed to vote in this country?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Weirdly enough, anyone from the commonwealth can come over here and vote as long as they're registered.
I don't know if this applies to other EU countries too?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I hope you're very pleased to hear
that Nick Clegg is having his plans on Lords Reform dropped by David Cameron, so by the end of this parliament he will literally have nothing to show for his capitulation on every key issue.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Very pleased indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
best vote you ever cast

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I'm going to hunt you down and kill you with a hammer.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Seems a reasonable and proportionate course of action to take.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I'm glad you agree.
It's nothing personal, although it is personally directed at you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Like when I go to the supermarket?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
you've got it the worng way around

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Like an 'r' and an 'o'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
exactly, nice analogy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Exactly, it will be like going into a Cypriot supermarket
you'll walk in, everything will be exactly where you want it to be and then I'll cut your head off with a sword and carry it down the road.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
these soft strepsils are making my throat worse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Hilarious strikethrough joke involving cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
shut it damp pants

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
It's ok, they've dried out in the searing heat from my loins.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
That'd be the decomposition

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
it'll be the galloping nobrot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
you can get cream for that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
sorry "creme"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
hah
"creme anglais a l'homme"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
le lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Such an unwieldy language. Never understood why it's so romantic
when it takes that long to say "man custard". Stupid fucking frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Don't they have a government department for it?
Rather than adopting other languages words as English does, they concoct a long and tortuous French one.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

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