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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, are you an adult who still reads comics?
Perhaps you prefer the term 'graphic novels'. Perhaps you prefer the term 'dark graphic novels'? My advice to you if so, is to grow up and read a fucking book. You make me sick. You probably think you're really cool like that embarassing flid off 'Spaced' and make 'Star Wars references all the time. Why won't you just die?

Alt: Hiya gang!!! How's Monday treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:20, 147 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Good, someone is paying for me to going snowboarding over New Year
This is fantastic news as i couldn't afford it myself and I don't have to organise aything for new year!

aside from that dull and tedious. i need a new job
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I got offered a job on saturday.
It's in Soho.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
As a shower room attendant?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Analyst for some tech start up.
Thinking about it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I know a tech start up in Soho, i wonder if it's the same one!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Probably, seems like it's the sort of people you'd use.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
i don't know them through work my neighbour works for them
can't acvtually remember waht they are called...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Oh nice one.
Interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Not quite yet, but I'm getting sick of this place.
Plus nhs direct is closing down, so I have to look around.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Is it?
Is something else replacing it? I'd imagine NHS Direct saves a few quid in pointless casualty visits, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Only used it once & their advice was 'go to casualty'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I've found them to be really useful
particularly with mini ape
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
New parents are the biggest single "group" we deal with.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I'm sure, problem is the child can't explain waht's wrong so there's a lot of guess work
NHS can rule out or in anything to bad and advise. It's a great service I think
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Well thank Andrew Langsley for shutting it down.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I thank him for so many things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Anyway why does it need to be quicker to get through, if you're that ill you should be goimng to A&E anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
It's not really about how quick you get through it's how quick from picking up the phone
until the "endpoint". Which is jargon for the final advice, be that calling you an ambulance, going to the pharmacy or just have a nap and man up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
you could just set up an answering phone that immediately tells them 'WASH YOUR HANDS A BIT MORE OFTEN, YOU DIRTY CUNT' and hangs up

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I've called them myself on a baby-related issue.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
'I've drowned two of them in the bath. who can I get to take the blame?'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i know this one, it's the dead eyed girlfriend with an IQ of 65

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
"do you have a wheelie bin available sir?"

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
'where's your wheelie bin?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
China

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
HELLO, HELLO, A MIDGET IS FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE, HE SOMEHOW HAS MY FACE
SEND HELP
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Yeah, it's being replaced with 111
the difference being NHS direct was a national service and clinically led. 111 will be a localy commisioned service and with less nurses/doctors available.
The idea being it'll be cheaper and quicker to get through.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I have to say NHSD is not the fastest.
But compared with a needless night-time dash to the hospital it's fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
The NHS need data inputters in Soho?
I thought tht sort of office work would be done in horrid satelitte townslike Reading or basingstoke or milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I may look a little like Jesus but I'm not actually God, Nakie-noo.
I'm flattered and all that, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I've de-deified you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I'm currently reading this.
www.amazon.com/Enders-Game-Ender-Book-1/dp/0812550706
Judge away but it has made me lol multiple times by the extreme violence from the very first page.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
"The war with the Buggers has been raging for a hundred years..."

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Thought this would be more your sort of thing
www.amazon.co.uk/Are-You-There-God-Margaret/dp/0330398083/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344259541&sr=1-1
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
fuck me taht sounds gash

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
No, for gash read this
www.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Bush-Fine-Vaginal-Fisting/dp/1890159026/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344259697&sr=1-2
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I am not clicking that link at work, thanks though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
The reviews are brilliant:
Great book... Spent many a happy night with my boyfriend wrist deep.... Mmmmm!.... Highly recommended!!!.... Great diagrams. really great diagrams!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
"It wasn't easy to get into".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Another:
My advice is don't wrap it up for Christmas and then forget to remove it from the pile of other presents.
Went down like Ruud van Nistelrooy in the oppositions penalty box when she unwrapped it on Christmas morning in front of her mum, but hey, who cares?
Other than that a very insightful and informative book.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Merry Christmas darling, I'm going to wear you like a glove by New Year

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
love from PhilliJoe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Sootylolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Well that's my Mum sorted for Christmas

(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
oh god,
Would you want a second hand copy?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Yeah, have you got one?

(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
you sicken me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Stunned probably would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I've never read it, but I vaguely remember people commenting on how frequently naked children were involved in the story

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
A six year old stamps on a ten year olds head on like page 4

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
it it like a QOTW IN SPACE?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I hope so!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
It's pretty good
it takes a direction i didn't expect at the end. In a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
are you talking about the fisting book?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Colonlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
the bit where the fingers poke out of the other hole
and wiggle was quite a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Monday is excellent so far, thanks for asking.
Later I will be babysitting whilst my wife goes to watch some Olympic event. This means eating what I want in front of Kidnapped*

*Disclaimer: this assumes that my daughter goes to sleep without any problems.

Graphic novels are for spastics and children.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

in front of while my child is
+ by Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Was that really worth the effort?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Meh
it seemed so at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I going to jump in and say no, no it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Robert Louis Stevenson?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
He was raised 6 doors down from my inlaws place in Edinburgh. Trufax.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I think you may lose some votes from the trekkies.
Monday is pretty cool, but I could do with a sleep after lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I only read webcomics
and none of that pretentious shit with more than three panels
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I've read a few
I have no need to be cool, image is not everything, dear.

alt: I am tired, but I've had french toast and blueberries, so on average, quite well
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
woah woah, french toast?
how is this supporting our brave sport overlords?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i was oggling the men's gymnastics at the time
and i oggled them regardless of nationality.

patriotism -16
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Monday is treating me terribly
Been fucked over by account managers AGAIN and I have no coffee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Jesus that made me laugh.
My initial thought was "oh Jesus, another fucking Manga fanatic".

Yeah, Monday's been fucking great. Used some clout to get my sister a really good job. Feeling pretty happy and patronising at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Nothing like forcing an underqualified realtive into a job to make everyone feel good about themselves
either way how much persuasion does a pimp need to take on more girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Exactly.
Always room for more, you should know that, silly billy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Upset and online, eh Monty?
Cheer up - it will soon be Christmas.

Alt: fucking shit - hungover, and DIY is killing me because I'm an unfit weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
What the fuck are you building?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I co-own a flat with my missus.
There will never be an end to the list of jobs that it will be possible for me to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
yeah but a bit of painting or putting up some pictures is hardly strenuous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Nine-meter ladders are heavy, though, and carrying them too and from the hire shop is hassle enough.
Not to mention the belt sander and it's bloody transformer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
It really is bloody transformer, you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm pointing out your shit grammar.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Oh, right.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Maybe if you spent a little more time reading actual books you might pick the basics up?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Can't be bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
That's the spirit!
I wish you'd apply this same attitude to posting on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I know.
But watching you get so cross arouses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Must be a shit flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Of course it is.
It's full of graphic novels, and hats, and moody, dark things, and poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
And parasols.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
And parasols, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Dark, dark parasols.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
you're also a dull wanker.
I h
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
You too, Mr Pig.
What does "l h" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
love and hugz

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
'Leave Here'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
'Leprous Helmet'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
It's short for I hate myself
but he's too lazy to finish it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
i genuinely don't know.
This laptop is on its last legs. Either that or its beginning to show signs of A.I. If I never post again, assume death.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Well - fingers crossed, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I read that as it showing signs of Al
Growing vegetables and being a prick online.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Monday is good,
One more hour moyce, and then freedom. Although, I'll be going from this pub, to another pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
It's just 'pub pub pub' with you!!
What do you do to relax, go to an office?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I bet he has to drink an innocent smoothie from a brown paper bag just to get him through the working day

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
People like him make me SICK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i like to sit outside,
I like listening to the forest. I like the feel of acool breeze gently swaying my ballsack back and forth. I like to naked M, naked and free.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Yes

(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Good news, Kidlington, good news indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I concur

(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
You're a happy bunny today.
Chips been pissed upon?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Worse - they've been oissed upon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Just noticed
Has there been some kind of mass culling? No Janet/Quints or Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Janet = stepped
Not sure about the other two.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
? what for this time?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED
SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Yes?

(Legless is a prick., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Ironically they were screwed over by the man
A wimpy ginger man
(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
They all died in a freak balooing accident. i say freak not because of the unusual nature of the accident but because of the people involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
It's just the simple bear necessities of life.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Damn you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Jungle book lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
They were kidnapped by monkeys while floating downriver on a bear.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
The only evidence left was this
www.metro.co.uk/weird/906131-drowning-inflatable-doll-sparks-18-man-police-rescue
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Janet, AB, BrynDead & a couple of others have been stepped. Rory is around. Quinton probably has you on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Probs.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Seen on qotw about Janet being stepped
nothing re the other two, not on page 2 anyway.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Quentin is flying his helicopter around the olympic stadium today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
it's nice that he gets out sometimes, with everything that's happened

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I used to quite like that one in The Sun with the couple where the wife is always naked.
Alt: Harshly - up with baby tangle at 5.50am, still have to work for a living, got to ferry little tangle around the city after work, frantic rehearsals after kids in bed tonight to try to make my band good enough for a gig on Thursday. I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Oh what?
I was really looking forward to all the lollerific power tool banter that was bound to happen in the other thread.

God, Monty, you're such a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I am SUCH a ruiner.
I'm worse than Oathsy for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I'm getting a little uncomfortable with all the attention
my (admittedly cracking) legs and arse are getting from hartley hare, Monty. I've barely ever mnetioned them because I'm way too polite, but he won't stop talking about them.

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Gaz pics, its the only way

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Maybe you should deliberately disfigure them?
Like those Afghani birds who fuck up their own faces with acid to piss their husbands off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
How can you tell?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Hahahah
'take my word for it, it's fucking horrible under here'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
My sons screen saver
woman in full black burka with soldiers saying "Batman thank god you've arrived"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is an excellent idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Comic books and graphic novels are a great way of getting older kids who don't enjoy reading to take an interest. It doesn't matter if it's about superheroes or fucktards, any reading is better than nothing. I don't read comics anymore but still have my collection and would be loathe to get rid of it.

ALT: FINE THANKS BRO.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
COME ON TWEEDLE YOU CAN DO THE GYMNASTICS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)

piranha faced girl wins gold for TEAM GB.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Dum or Dee?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Beaky, Mick or Titch?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
No you can't
bronze medal position.
YOUVE LET EVERYONE DOWN
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
She's let Tom Daley's dead dad down.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Could have been worse
she could have landed on her face.

Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Your friend Shed has set up a 'comedy' poll.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I read books and I read comics. WHAT NOW, EH?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

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