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Er, stuff
What's best for lunch? Last night leftovers or something shop-bought?
Alt: Which sequel-less film do you think is most in in need of a sequel?
Altalt: Have you/will you ever stop masturbating?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:09, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What's best for lunch? Last night leftovers or something shop-bought?
Alt: Which sequel-less film do you think is most in in need of a sequel?
Altalt: Have you/will you ever stop masturbating?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:09, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Leftovers
Alt. Schindler's List
AltAlt. I've never done that, if you do that it makes God cry
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Alt. Schindler's List
AltAlt. I've never done that, if you do that it makes God cry
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Leftovers, definitely.
Alt, Schindler's List was crap. I'd like to see a remake of The Passion of the Christ, with a happy ending, where jesus gets married and has kids. that'd be nice.
Alt, at this very moment?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Alt, Schindler's List was crap. I'd like to see a remake of The Passion of the Christ, with a happy ending, where jesus gets married and has kids. that'd be nice.
Alt, at this very moment?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Schindlers List 2 would be awesome though
They need a better script writer though, hardly any of the jokes in the first one made me laugh
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
They need a better script writer though, hardly any of the jokes in the first one made me laugh
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I can't remember the plot particularly,
apaert from the fact it was bloody dull.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
apaert from the fact it was bloody dull.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
All the bits with Ralph Fiennes were side splittingly funny
but Liam Neeson was dull
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
but Liam Neeson was dull
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Leftovers ftw!
leftover curry is well nom, especially if frozen then thawed a couple of days later.
alt: none
altalt: gotta sleep sometime.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
leftover curry is well nom, especially if frozen then thawed a couple of days later.
alt: none
altalt: gotta sleep sometime.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Oh yes.
careful microwaving it though, as the cheese comes out like molten lava....
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
careful microwaving it though, as the cheese comes out like molten lava....
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I heated up the last leftover slice on a panini toaster in work
NOM NOM NOM
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
NOM NOM NOM
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I am fucking skint this month so I'm on the "Boyce" diet
of finding stuff in the house to eat. This led me to cous cous with chilli, spinach and BBQ chicken at lunchtime
Alt:
Return Of The Jedi
Alt Alt:
Nope
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
of finding stuff in the house to eat. This led me to cous cous with chilli, spinach and BBQ chicken at lunchtime
Alt:
Return Of The Jedi
Alt Alt:
Nope
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Alt: When Harry Met Sally. I want to see the bit where he finally snaps and murders the high maintenance, irritating, unreasonable woman in her sleep.
AltAlt: When you pry my cock from my cold, dead hand.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I got a well nice lunch today
I got mushroom creamy pasta topped with tomarto oboejean stuff. £4.20 too. It's a total win of a lunch.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I got mushroom creamy pasta topped with tomarto oboejean stuff. £4.20 too. It's a total win of a lunch.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I got steak and chorizo pie and mash from the market
it was lovely. I have my suspicions about the "steak" part though, looked like mince to me.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
it was lovely. I have my suspicions about the "steak" part though, looked like mince to me.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I think it's someone you used to bully at school
And have now started a campaign of STOMPING
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
And have now started a campaign of STOMPING
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Wow legoland must have really been at rock bottom of the pecking order
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I was thinking more like this
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/06/skippy-dies-paul-murray
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/06/skippy-dies-paul-murray
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Alt: The Italian Job, obviously.
Alt alt: doing what? Never heard of it, sorry.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Alt alt: doing what? Never heard of it, sorry.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
If any of you boys want material for your W banks
I'd suggest you watch the rhythmic gymnastics. Those girls are bloody supple. They're making me feel older and unfitter than usual.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'd suggest you watch the rhythmic gymnastics. Those girls are bloody supple. They're making me feel older and unfitter than usual.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Does anyone deposit much in their wank banks nowadays?
There is so much material available online plus the minutiae of every fuckers life is photographed and published on social networking sites, so most people's personal experiences will actually have source material available, negating the need to use one's actual memory.
Or have I thought about this too much?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
There is so much material available online plus the minutiae of every fuckers life is photographed and published on social networking sites, so most people's personal experiences will actually have source material available, negating the need to use one's actual memory.
Or have I thought about this too much?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Listen Legoland or whatever your fucking name is,
no-one cares.
What they DO care about is that I am on holiday for a fortnight starting at 6pm. Shove THAT up your leftovers and shit out a wank.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
no-one cares.
What they DO care about is that I am on holiday for a fortnight starting at 6pm. Shove THAT up your leftovers and shit out a wank.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I re-discovered a massive box of cassettes in the loft last night
Went to set up the audio equipment and blew the power amp
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Went to set up the audio equipment and blew the power amp
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I have shitloads of cassettes
and good old Lighty gave me a tape to MP3 converter. I might have a crack at this during my hols. I don't have enough weed to just get high for a fortnight...
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
and good old Lighty gave me a tape to MP3 converter. I might have a crack at this during my hols. I don't have enough weed to just get high for a fortnight...
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Loads and loads of TDK SA90'S with the plastic punched
But no writing on, I need to know whats on them (circa 87-92)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
But no writing on, I need to know whats on them (circa 87-92)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Alt: Saw, definitely
Never understood why they didn't make more, there was so much subtext left to be explored
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Never understood why they didn't make more, there was so much subtext left to be explored
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
You know what should have had a prequel?
That Star Wars film. It would have been interesting to see what turned Anakin into Darth Vader.
I wonder why George Lucas never made one.
NEVER, do you hear me? N.E.V.E.R.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
That Star Wars film. It would have been interesting to see what turned Anakin into Darth Vader.
I wonder why George Lucas never made one.
NEVER, do you hear me? N.E.V.E.R.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
They were no more shit than the originals which were shit in their own right
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
In what way 'shit'?
I mean, before all the photoshop re-issue nonsense, anyway...
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I mean, before all the photoshop re-issue nonsense, anyway...
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Acting is awful, plot is boring...I just don'tlike them very much
and the 2nd and 3rd one are seriously boring.
I didn't grow up with them i guess
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
and the 2nd and 3rd one are seriously boring.
I didn't grow up with them i guess
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Okay, Mark Hamill is no Laurence Olivier
but at the time, they were pretty groundbreaking. The story scope, the subject matter, and even some of the 'not very' special effects were unheard of.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
but at the time, they were pretty groundbreaking. The story scope, the subject matter, and even some of the 'not very' special effects were unheard of.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
But none of that means shit to me as I didn't see them until the early ninties whereby they looked dated
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
So, in summary
You had a deprived childhood which is why you're a bent spastic now.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
You had a deprived childhood which is why you're a bent spastic now.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Yes, that is why those romanian orphans are rocking, because they've never seen star wars
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Allow me to bring some sense into this debate
I am the right age to have enjoyed Star Wars as a child.
I thought it was great and sometimes pretended I was Luke Skywalker.
I am now an adult and no longer get excited by it.
Hope this helps.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I am the right age to have enjoyed Star Wars as a child.
I thought it was great and sometimes pretended I was Luke Skywalker.
I am now an adult and no longer get excited by it.
Hope this helps.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Shit, that's twice I've agreed with you today
Am i turning into a lesbian?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Am i turning into a lesbian?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
George certainly broke the mould when he came up with a story of good versus bad, but get this in space as well
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
They do say that all stories fall into one of about five archetypes.
Up till Star Wars, the only sci fi available was hokey 60s camp like Star Trek, Lost in Space, Blake's 7 etc. This was the first time sci fi went 'literature' in its scope. Certainly the first time it did it in a blcokbuster way.
EDIT: I'll just DMAAKM then shall I?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Up till Star Wars, the only sci fi available was hokey 60s camp like Star Trek, Lost in Space, Blake's 7 etc. This was the first time sci fi went 'literature' in its scope. Certainly the first time it did it in a blcokbuster way.
EDIT: I'll just DMAAKM then shall I?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
what are you talking about?! Star Wars had a far bigger scope than that!!
It had Ewocks for fucks sake, EWOCKS!
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
It had Ewocks for fucks sake, EWOCKS!
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Please don't, that would be rubbish
I've always put the appeal of Star Wars down to it being bloody good fun more than anything to do with originality. Heroes you want to be and properly evil villains. As a kid. It's basically a Western with much cooler weapons and spaceships, but I don't see how that can possibly be a bad thing.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I've always put the appeal of Star Wars down to it being bloody good fun more than anything to do with originality. Heroes you want to be and properly evil villains. As a kid. It's basically a Western with much cooler weapons and spaceships, but I don't see how that can possibly be a bad thing.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I always Darth Vader looked ridiculous, even as a child it looked like someone made a fancy dress outfit
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I met Dave Prowse a coupe of years ago.
He was proper lovely, and really happy to stop and talk. *Really* west country, though.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
He was proper lovely, and really happy to stop and talk. *Really* west country, though.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I always wondered why there were no Matrix sequels.
That film was fucking awesome!
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
That film was fucking awesome!
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
it's funny because there were 2 sequals but becasue you don't like them you are predtending they don't exist
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I was originally going to put Porky's 2, but apparently they did make a third one.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
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Well done legolas, this thread was so brill you didn't feel the need to carefully curate it, or have any input at all
it had everything food, films, bickering A CLASSIC
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
it had everything food, films, bickering A CLASSIC
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I can see this one doing very well on the Thread of the Year show.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
+very
also ripe for a "here Brian, catch this Malteser" gag, or similar.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
also ripe for a "here Brian, catch this Malteser" gag, or similar.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
NEWSFLASH - Chompy's thread has fixed the Popular page
Well done Chompo.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Well done Chompo.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
print it off and show your wife what you get up to during the day
she'll beam with pride
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
she'll beam with pride
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
You should probably start collecting info on him in case you need it in the future
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
BREAKING CARD NEWS
I have been able to place my book order on a different card.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I have been able to place my book order on a different card.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Cloning me would be an excellent idea.
Lots of Kroneys walking around being snarky.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Lots of Kroneys walking around being snarky.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
i don't think a huge amount of thought went into that title
fuck leftovers, they suck. definitely shopbought.
alt: pretty woman
altalt: pervert
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
fuck leftovers, they suck. definitely shopbought.
alt: pretty woman
altalt: pervert
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
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