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Altalt nothing yet. My hangover is so terrible that I suspect I would immediately vomit any food I attempted to ingest(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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This is good going at half oneI propose a pint
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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I am determined not to have a beer. Yet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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Have you thought about killimng yourself?Or pop around to Kroney's and you can spoon him until you both feel beter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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Like Gerard Depardeu giving Sarkozy a piggyback(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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you are on fire todaydoubtless someone will say "shame it's not literal"
i would never say that
also, never thought i'd say it, but where's quentin? still stepped?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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He never was stepped.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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He started a thread on Wednesday saying he wasn't, then vanished againmust have mentioned sh*ds too many times or something.
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or maybe someone else nicked his name with hilarious consequences?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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You dropped either these " " or this (!)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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no, i was seriouscomedy accounts are HILARIOUS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1700615
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Good word.I like that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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I too like that word* *with no Googling at all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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Met up with two of my best friends for the evening. An excellent night. Paying the price now though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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No. It was a night of cider. About 14 pints of it I think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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I'm aiming for this consumption tomorrow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Just occurred to me I am drinking again tomorrow night. "Hello is that The Priory? I'd like to book a room please".
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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It's almost like your username fits you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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It's almost like his assertion that he would take a month off teh booze was just so much hot air.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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It was a typing errorHe keeps a moth on his booze to prevent Kroney from stealing it and has now decided that this is an unnecessary precaution.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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there is something funny about such a tall macho blokebeing terrified of a moth
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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i would get so much more pleasure out of the sight of you and a moth each making the other flap around the roomthan anyone ever got out of cybering, ever!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Probably just as well you're not a macho bloke either.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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She has a different idea of what macho means to the rest of us.(
Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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The criteria was clearly laid down by Sinitta:- Big
- Strong
- Big blue eyes
- Be able to satisfy
- All of the above need to be in sufficient quantities to turn her on
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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And then she went out with Cowellproving beyond doubt that enough money trumps all physical inadequacies.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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i quite fancy a bit of simonalthough he gets his beauty treatments at my salon on high st ken. they are quite indiscreet about what he has done.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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I always imagined Kroney to be pretty effeminate(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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what happened to that thread full of pictures of everyone?Even i was in there somewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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Do you mean this one?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1413741
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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I have a 42" chest.If that helps you when you imagine me, you filthy pervert.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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I never said which month it would be. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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