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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who made your blood boil, last?
Just because you can be a cunt on here, should you be?
Which person on here would you greet with a warm saucer of your delicious milk?
Which person would you BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF?
All this and MOAR in next weeks B3tan...oaks.....
Alt: say it in a dutch accent
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:15, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Just because you can be a cunt on here, should you be?
Which person on here would you greet with a warm saucer of your delicious milk?
Which person would you BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF?
All this and MOAR in next weeks B3tan...oaks.....
Alt: say it in a dutch accent
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:15, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I fucking love this...
www.behance.net/gallery/4-Days-and-10-Pens/195575
It wouldn't suite me, but would look fucking amazing on the right build.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
www.behance.net/gallery/4-Days-and-10-Pens/195575
It wouldn't suite me, but would look fucking amazing on the right build.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Errrrrmrmmmmmmmmm.................
Yes really nice.......*backs away*
PS "dads taxi got to go collect my son from town back in about 20 mins"
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Yes really nice.......*backs away*
PS "dads taxi got to go collect my son from town back in about 20 mins"
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Ooh, get you with your sense of responsibility.
I'd have made him walk home in the fucking dark after having told him about Fred and Rose West.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I'd have made him walk home in the fucking dark after having told him about Fred and Rose West.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
You're here for your sisters punani.
And the hatred of beans and cats.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)
And the hatred of beans and cats.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)
What have you done to upset Dozer so much then?
Or what has he done to upset you?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Or what has he done to upset you?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I like how Al has said that I called you a bully.
Is there an emoticon for tongue in cheek?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Is there an emoticon for tongue in cheek?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Hey Gonz! You still here?
If I make an animated gif in Photoshop, how can I post it on here?
And how do I make it not an enormous file?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
If I make an animated gif in Photoshop, how can I post it on here?
And how do I make it not an enormous file?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
What version of photoshop you using? It's been like at least 7 odd years since they had animation facilities.
There are tricks like making every other line dark black, and knocking the colours down to 64 or soo.
Image (file) size is only a concern for people on mobiles, I think at this time of the day you're alright to just do it.
Play round with the "Save as for web..." thing under the file menu
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
There are tricks like making every other line dark black, and knocking the colours down to 64 or soo.
Image (file) size is only a concern for people on mobiles, I think at this time of the day you're alright to just do it.
Play round with the "Save as for web..." thing under the file menu
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
CS6 is the latest one that came out not long ago. CS3 can't be that old, I use that one for work.
There was a major change around CS4, the interface and stuff is quite different. I think I probably haven't noticed it 'cus there is use for it in my work, animation is mostly coded these days, or done in Flash... when it comes to making the web.
I'm afraid you're gonna have to relie on google for this one.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
There was a major change around CS4, the interface and stuff is quite different. I think I probably haven't noticed it 'cus there is use for it in my work, animation is mostly coded these days, or done in Flash... when it comes to making the web.
I'm afraid you're gonna have to relie on google for this one.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Oh shit ! I did but forgot about it.
I've just sent an email out to my server people who'll be able to commit the restore point. They normally sort things out inside 24h.
Really sorry, x u2.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I've just sent an email out to my server people who'll be able to commit the restore point. They normally sort things out inside 24h.
Really sorry, x u2.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)
gifs are usually compressed, aren't they?`
Their defining characteristic is Ziv-Lempel compression, I thought.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Their defining characteristic is Ziv-Lempel compression, I thought.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Not entirely sure about the compression name,
but it uses a map of colours and then asigns pixals to the colourmap.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
but it uses a map of colours and then asigns pixals to the colourmap.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Hey Bob, I was really nice and I didn't gaz Rory that picture of you in your ghostbusters suit.
I hope you're happy.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I hope you're happy.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I owned a dark graphic novel once.
At least I think it was a graphic novel. Ebony Tits it was called, and it had pictures and writing and stuff.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
At least I think it was a graphic novel. Ebony Tits it was called, and it had pictures and writing and stuff.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
There may have been gentleman's cocoa involved, and I may have fallen asleep at some point.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
well Harters, seeing as this is B3ta, about as many (or few) people care about what I say as do about what you say.
This is something you don't seem to grasp.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is something you don't seem to grasp.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Hardly, Hartley.
In fact, it seems to be just you and Al.
Two people.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
In fact, it seems to be just you and Al.
Two people.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
So let me get this straight only me and Al have ever wanked?
I think you might need to think about it
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I think you might need to think about it
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
OH LOL bbz
I meant as in that hate me.
Seems that SHOCK HORROR! text based communicat0ion lacks the non verbal nuances and cues that typify speech.
Whodathunkit?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I meant as in that hate me.
Seems that SHOCK HORROR! text based communicat0ion lacks the non verbal nuances and cues that typify speech.
Whodathunkit?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
It's more of a Paxmanesque sneer.
I read all yours in the style of Noddy Holder, and all of HH's in the style of Salacious Crumb.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I read all yours in the style of Noddy Holder, and all of HH's in the style of Salacious Crumb.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
'graphic novel' as a term makes me laugh. Novels they aren't, comics they are.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:41, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:41, Reply)
No, no, no, he's quite right; the difference is that tarrot cards have an orange background.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Vooodooo magic mon
Who the fuck cares about tarrant cards, sally james cards thats where its happening
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Who the fuck cares about tarrant cards, sally james cards thats where its happening
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
everyone on here is a faggots so i dunno i think i would get aids off them so i dont think i would go nearr them
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
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Darth is the valinteno of B3ta he would have you biting a pillow before you realised what happened
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That's so out of order DG I'm totally distraught about what happened
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
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I shall give you a manly hug at chickenstock as a token of my affection.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I don't rally have any strong emotions about people I've never met off of the internet.
Some of you are funny, some of you are tedious, some barely even register.
I've only ever met one b3tan and instead of having a BIG REAL LIFE FIGHT we just cuddled and played with each other's hair, but then he is officially "lovely IRL despite all his friends thinking he is a prick online"
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Some of you are funny, some of you are tedious, some barely even register.
I've only ever met one b3tan and instead of having a BIG REAL LIFE FIGHT we just cuddled and played with each other's hair, but then he is officially "lovely IRL despite all his friends thinking he is a prick online"
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I only have about four posts which I just copy and paste where appropriate.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I stay over at Rory's gaff all the time.
We top and tail though. Nothing gay or owt, you understand.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
We top and tail though. Nothing gay or owt, you understand.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I'm sure Monty would welcome all the people seeing his picture online
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I'm sure Monty can suck my slightly below average sized and barely tumescent cock.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
That's the fucken tits right there Al man
Captain fucken magic, man
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Captain fucken magic, man
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Hey HH
can you please tell Dozer that I don't hate him at all, far from it, it was him who got upset with me and put me on ignore.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
can you please tell Dozer that I don't hate him at all, far from it, it was him who got upset with me and put me on ignore.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Fuck the cunt you're better off this way.
I'm hoping he puts me on 2.0
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I'm hoping he puts me on 2.0
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Please tell him
It's really annoying not being able to point out what a terrible hypocrite he's being.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
It's really annoying not being able to point out what a terrible hypocrite he's being.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I heard he was outside Al's garden the other night with a massive can of caterpillars.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Don't mention the moths
I did once but I think I got away with it
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I did once but I think I got away with it
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Oh Harters you're not going on 2.0.
You're unintentionally hilarious.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
You're unintentionally hilarious.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I really don't know why you're such a prissy little bitch, running around in here sucking up to the bigger boys.
Were you like that at school?
You really have no idea how much of a fanny you look, do you? You're, what, 10 years older than me? And puffing out your little chest trying to take a non-existent high ground with zero justification for doing so.
You're funny as fuck.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Were you like that at school?
You really have no idea how much of a fanny you look, do you? You're, what, 10 years older than me? And puffing out your little chest trying to take a non-existent high ground with zero justification for doing so.
You're funny as fuck.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
PS stop Gazzing me
I dont care if you're not really a bad person.
I deleted your last 7 gazzes, Now fuck you needy prick
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I dont care if you're not really a bad person.
I deleted your last 7 gazzes, Now fuck you needy prick
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Right, so now you start lying about me gazzing you.
Who exactly are you trying to impress here? Al? Tangles? Bob?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Who exactly are you trying to impress here? Al? Tangles? Bob?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
He must be trying to impress you.
He's certainly trying to impress someone.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
He's certainly trying to impress someone.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
OMG
How did he miss you B3th, it almost like his hamster comes first
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
How did he miss you B3th, it almost like his hamster comes first
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Actually, my pet does take preference over people on the internet.
No offence to B3th, she appears to be a lovely woman, but IRL stuff takes precedence over internet stuff.
Not a difficult or unreasonable concept, perhaps you've felt the same way at some point?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
No offence to B3th, she appears to be a lovely woman, but IRL stuff takes precedence over internet stuff.
Not a difficult or unreasonable concept, perhaps you've felt the same way at some point?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
He's too funny to put on 2.0
It's just a pity that nobody else has seen fit to let him know how much of a CQ level bellend he is being.
Lying about me gazzing him is pretty pathetic though.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
It's just a pity that nobody else has seen fit to let him know how much of a CQ level bellend he is being.
Lying about me gazzing him is pretty pathetic though.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I was referring to his semi-literate postings, hate campaign and eventual humiliating flouncing.
Fingers crossed and all that.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Fingers crossed and all that.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Go on, Huh Huh
Show him up by publishing all these embarrassing gazzes.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Show him up by publishing all these embarrassing gazzes.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is going well.
If you've deleted all seven of the gazzes I sent you, all you have to do is go in to your 'deleted messages' folder and copy and paste them in here.
Unless of course you're lying in an attempt to impress internet strangers.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
If you've deleted all seven of the gazzes I sent you, all you have to do is go in to your 'deleted messages' folder and copy and paste them in here.
Unless of course you're lying in an attempt to impress internet strangers.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You mean in the thread where you started on me as soon as I turned up?
You're a man who likes to quote other users. What about:
'This is OT, if you don't like what gets posted DYAAKY, it's the only way'.
I don't dispute that I said that, it's easily provable, I'd be a total fucking flid if I made something up in an attempt to look like the bigger man. Where are these gazzes you claim I sent you?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
You're a man who likes to quote other users. What about:
'This is OT, if you don't like what gets posted DYAAKY, it's the only way'.
I don't dispute that I said that, it's easily provable, I'd be a total fucking flid if I made something up in an attempt to look like the bigger man. Where are these gazzes you claim I sent you?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I would like to say the following:
You said that I gazzed you repeatedly.
Please either prove this as true or admit you were lying to try and impress other B3ta users.
These are both pathetic situations, only one of which is true. Please let us know which it is.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
You said that I gazzed you repeatedly.
Please either prove this as true or admit you were lying to try and impress other B3ta users.
These are both pathetic situations, only one of which is true. Please let us know which it is.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I've had enough of this. Enjoy your spat, both of you. I'm off.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I've had enough of this. Enjoy your spat, both of you. I'm off.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Agreed B3th some people can't help being cunts
Plumdozers is one of them
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Plumdozers is one of them
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I'm being my usual charming self, Jeffingtonian.
HH seems to have a bit of a bee in his bonnet.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)
HH seems to have a bit of a bee in his bonnet.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)
In america they call them a royel with ice
Because of the imperial system
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Because of the imperial system
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Harters! Hey Harters!
Still silence on the 'seven gazzes' front. What's going on?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Still silence on the 'seven gazzes' front. What's going on?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I do, apparently I had some sort of Battered-esque epileptic blackout where I repeatedly gazzed an online bellend.
This would be quite a serious symptom if true, I just want to know if it really happened.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This would be quite a serious symptom if true, I just want to know if it really happened.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Could be worse, I could lie about harassment from another B3ta user.
How much of a prick would that make me?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
How much of a prick would that make me?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
our pier is closed for renovations
so all I could walk round there was a dodgy club and an amusement arcade
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
so all I could walk round there was a dodgy club and an amusement arcade
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
yup
nice and warm, even though it was 10pm. I mostly went out because the light was nice
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
nice and warm, even though it was 10pm. I mostly went out because the light was nice
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
MacRready. That cunt.
What do you mean? Everyone here is LOVELY. ALWAYS.
binky.
Nobody, I'm too LOVELY to EVER do such a thing.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
What do you mean? Everyone here is LOVELY. ALWAYS.
binky.
Nobody, I'm too LOVELY to EVER do such a thing.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
That's what happens when you diss the Met office.
You're lucky I didn't send you a tornado.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
You're lucky I didn't send you a tornado.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
'Ning Win Pug.
It's too damn hot for me, still only a few weeks before I'm back with my Penguin Harem.
:D
All good with you?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)
It's too damn hot for me, still only a few weeks before I'm back with my Penguin Harem.
:D
All good with you?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)
you're heading back?
Aces! You got any leave before you go, for a pint?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Aces! You got any leave before you go, for a pint?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I got a couple of days off between my next shift runs so I'll probably be able to get into That Oxford before I go.
:D
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:05, Reply)
:D
( , Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Everyone on here is a decent enough sort
Apart from that cunt Bobby, the fucken prick
Alt: "eet", "iht", no, I'm not sure how this works man can I get a rain check?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Apart from that cunt Bobby, the fucken prick
Alt: "eet", "iht", no, I'm not sure how this works man can I get a rain check?
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Hello,
A guy I work with is being a needy bellend after breaking up with his girlfriend, and the more I speak to him the more he winds me up. As far as I can tell its a mutual break, while they sort stuff out, but he has heralded it as "the worst break up ever" in nerf of sympathy, despite the fact that he is still helping her pay her rent.
Add to this the way he has started cracking on to anything with tits in the creepiest way possible makes having him on the bar cringeworthy at best, and cripplingly emvarrasing bordering on him on his way to getting punched in the face by some girl.
I'm quite enjoying learning the social ins and outs of you lot, who hates who, who fucked who etc. But I think you all seem alright.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
A guy I work with is being a needy bellend after breaking up with his girlfriend, and the more I speak to him the more he winds me up. As far as I can tell its a mutual break, while they sort stuff out, but he has heralded it as "the worst break up ever" in nerf of sympathy, despite the fact that he is still helping her pay her rent.
Add to this the way he has started cracking on to anything with tits in the creepiest way possible makes having him on the bar cringeworthy at best, and cripplingly emvarrasing bordering on him on his way to getting punched in the face by some girl.
I'm quite enjoying learning the social ins and outs of you lot, who hates who, who fucked who etc. But I think you all seem alright.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
The best thing to say in a Dutch accent is 'I think my greatest fear right now is of getting the gush'.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:58, Reply)
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