Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's all evocative and shiti've had a gaz from someone who thought he could start by asking what colour my underwear was. i've had edmund inviting me to hong kong despite never having met me. i've had my 32 year old friend think it would be ok to shag an 18 year old boy (she used the phrase "hot teenage cock").
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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What does you friend look like? As if she is hot and I was said 18 year old, then bang tidy i'm in there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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she runs marathonsand has dark hair down to her waist
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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That doesn't answer the question.Al runs marathons. If he had hair down to his waist, I still wouldn't want to fuck him.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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i have a gaz somewhere, and you definitely say the opposite in it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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here!re: Al
Oh God Oh yeah Oh God Oh Yeah.
If only he had hair down to his waist, I would totally ruin him.
(Kroney “If there is hope, it lies in the proles.”, Tue 14 Aug, 14:46, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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What you've done thereis take one of my gazzes about Bert, and replace his name with Al's.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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Al doesn't run marathons, he runs half marathons.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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Never trust a woman with stupidly long hair, NEVER(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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how long is stupidly long?hers would come to about the bottom of her boobs, say
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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Her boobs reach down to her waist?Er... no thanks then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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waist might have been an exaggerationi don't know, D? C? biggish but not huge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37,
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They are right to doubt you when they say your friend is hot.You have seriously questionable taste in women.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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How saggy are her boobs?I mean hair dwn the back to the waist, this is a clear sign of mentalness
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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sighthat was my point. if you step over here, you can piss on it more effectively.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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You point was that your friend has back hair?I shall ask again, is she a chimp?
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Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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Ah now you see what you're thinking of here is the word 'creepy'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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NO NO NO! i learned "creepsy" on here and i like it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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See, you hit the 's' by mistake again. Bless.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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you can say it in just the right voice, tooto add a little more feeling to the word. Probably do a thing with your hands to indicate creepsyness too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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Creepsy sounds cute though, like something you can put up with. And if you do that it won't be long before creepsy becomes rapesy.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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that's creepy, we've already got a word for that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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