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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Like itthere is also zuffle, which is something else entirely.
Roger's Profanisaurus is the Bible of such things, usually.
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I submitted a phrase to that once, got nowhere :((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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My mate got the phrase "Tonto's Saddlebags" in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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my friend's dad runs a small chain of fish and chip shopshe had absolutely no idea that his innocently named "noshbox" had made it into the thesaurus, and was thunderstruck when someone showed him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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Rarest of all the lolsI fucking love that story though, he really reveals himself for the frightful cunt that he is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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It still makes me lol todayi showed it to an ex publisher the other day and she was flabberghasted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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Never work with children or animals, or Giles Coren.BREAKING NEWS: I think I'm well enough for a bottle of wine now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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I've plumped for a Sithifrikan pinotage.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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They do good pinotage Australians for Shiraz and Californians for Cabernet Sauvignon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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" And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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nowhich is a shame. WHo wouldn't want three stripes of spunk on them?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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I don't want any, thanks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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oh :(*puts away spunk dispenser*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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Baddiel and Skinner'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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Ooh you dirty deleter, you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Bad Sex Award a few years backfrom a Giles Coren book
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Is that the email in which he craps on about "editors" "editing" his work as a writer?
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Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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You got it. Ghastly.'I WOULD NEVER END A SENTENCE ON AN UNSTRESSED SYLLABLE'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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I bet his cock was leaping around like a shower dropped in a bath.(
Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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