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I'm going to go get lunch first if that's ok. I'll come back to inform you of my choice.
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We know, you inverse nonce(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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It was a house special sandwichwhich is a bit like popcorn chicken with lettuce and hot sauce.
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Rice cakes, lots of water and an unending urge to pissAlt: I shall!
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No meat for young Foxtrotnot until his chores are done, or he's lost that pesky stone
Or tomorrow
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Yeah but the chilli cream cheese and watercress on top of them are not(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
But the wedding's overYou don't need to fit in your bridesmaid's dress any more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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Don't we all.But miracles are harder to come by than free surgery.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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leave some meat out on the counter for a couple of days then you can eat what you like and still lose weightviolently from both ends
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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I like your lateral thinkingWhen I'm bulemia-thin and anorexia-sexy I'm going to publish a book called "I owe it all to glued eel", a whirlwind affair with some footballer's ex should see you on Celebrity Big Brother which will get you that access to Kerry Katona's fanny that you've always wanted.
You're welcome.
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I hear it has rustic wooden floors and a dyson air multiplier(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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selling the excess hydroelectric to the national grid only just offsets the tena lady costs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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Griddled polenta with blue cheesein a wrap with roasted cherry tomato, red onion and a touch of chilli.
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It won't fit in the hole
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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I know not who you are, good sir(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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Member for 4 months and 4 days?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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*attempts to clap hands**smacks own tits instead*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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Pasta thing from TescoI'm currently quite amused at this. For those that can't access it, it's a guy complaining that Tesco dared to follow their own rules when it came to buying alcohol without ID. The rage is hilarious.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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God I detest 'the customer'.The spluttering outrage of the completely unreasonable imbecile is something I am no stranger to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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The comments people have posted saying "what right do they have to refuse you" piss me off tooIT'S A FUCKING SHOP THEY CAN REFUSE YOU FOR ANY FUCKING REASON THEY WANT
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I've had similar. And worse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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"I'm sorry Mister Boyce we are unable to sell you this wine"1. You don't have any ID.
2. It's 8am.
3. You're already extremely drunk.
4. You're not wearing any trousers.
5. This isn't a shop, it's Bethnal Green Tube Station.
6. The tramp who uses that bottle to piss in wants it back.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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Some should (or maybe already has, can't be bothered to read all the idiotic comments) reply;"Maybe they didn't refuse you alcohol because of their underage policy, maybe they refused you because you're very obviously a cunt"
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cheese ploughmans, orange juice and a twixTescos meal deal FTW. Or at least the cheap.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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The Bee Gees'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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I put it to you that only some sort of obsessive sandwich fetishistcould tell the difference between something from Tesco and something from, say, Pret, once the packaging is removed.
Rather like the morons who buy gold-plated speaker wire for £50 a foot.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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Baguette with leftover roast chikkon, mayo and sweet chilli sauce.It was fucking rubbish but I am no longer hungry, and I still have 12p left in the world so WOOHOOOOOOO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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You're eating Indians?I know you don't think of them as human, old boy, but that really is beyond the pale.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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I willpay you 12 more pence to dance like a flid while videoing yourself and then send my the video.(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
THUS DOUBLING MY 'STAKE'!!!!!That's my kind of profit margin RIGHT HERE!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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I'm sure I'm not the only one to have brought this upbut that tumbleweed looks like it's massing for an all-out assault
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I'm sure this is was posted by a gibbering chutnoid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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I'm sure it was funny in my headalthough as I read it now I'm not sure how on earth that was possible
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Mix one part football fan with three parts homo, add a pinch of glitter and a splash of nicky Clarke jizz and voila a Darth.
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Damn you, vivid visual imagination, damn you to hell(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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I'm sure you should delete your face and shit out your account.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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This sounds a most complicated undertakingDo you have some kind of manual or schematic for the process involved
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I'm going to have lunch now.Try not to die of excitement.
Alt: better than fucking any of you losers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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Yeah yeah whatever you say. Haven't you got to feed your old man at some point or is he competing today?
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Oh. Sorry, I didn't get that.No, he isn't. And I've already made him lunch, so there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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Did he eat it through a straw(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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I have a pack of Opal FruitsAlt: There are no holes in stabbing distance of my penis, soz
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I'm listening to Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat, what are you listening to?(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
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