HEAD FOUND:
www.london24.com/news/head_found_near_where_eastenders_actress_gemma_mccluskie_s_torso_was_recovered_in_regent_s_canal_1_1510583

This is where I walk every morning. Once again the spectre of beheading stalks my every movement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:32, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I didn't recognise her with her head on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

The important detail that no one's mentioning
is who did she play in Eastenders?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Ian Beale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I sold Adam Woodyatt some shelving once.
He is, incredibly, a prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i found out where beth jordaches lesbian lover lives yesterday
I was like OMG
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

NO FUCKEN WAY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

i'm a right friend to the stars me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

My brother delivered a wardrobe to 'Geeta' from EastEnders once.
No lie.

And I saw Benny Green from Grange Hill at Carnival once. Seriously.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

that's fuck all, I see billy mitchell like all the time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Yeah bull shit Mr Han man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

/film

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Hewwo Mr Bwaithwaite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Aww der heavenwee gworwee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

*high fives*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Back in the early-mid 90's an old mate of mine claimed to have gotten off with Anna Friel at a festival
We didn't believe him then, and still don't to this very day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Well that throws my whole belief system out the window
He comes across as being so nice on the show
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

There is something a little creepy about the fact that I've walked within a few feet
of a severed head, five times a week, for several months.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

that's not creepy, that's just you and thousands of other people being spectacularly unobservant.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Either that or the head was just "put" there for someone to find....

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Unobservant?
You can't see two centimetres below the surface of that skanky canal. At the moment it's covered in thick green algae.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

and heads

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)

that's pretty good going, considering it's a congealed algae mess of shit, beer cans, mattress's and beer cans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Your fucking dog could've eaten it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

he were in there again on saturday :(
dirty cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MONTYS FLAT, WHAT IS THE CANAL LIKE??? LOL!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Lusty withholding conjugal rights until you clean the place up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

*gaffaws*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

the ghost of barryfromeastenders still resides in the Kitchen, it's uncanny
Monty needs a tv Exorcist, a ten minute slot on a cable show and £20.00 in expenses to resolve it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I'll never be able to sell the place until that restless spirit is at peace.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and it's like I can hear someone going through my kitchen drawers endlessly looking for something...something belonging to someone else.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Haha Barry 5am rape kitchen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

always at 5am, always
s'alright during the week, but a right ballache at the weekends
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

What is it today with everyone complaining about not getting head?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Been round your dad's for lunch again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Yes, and it left me still hungry

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Has your brother got a good alibi?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

HE WAS WITH ME ALL DAY OK???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

jimmy Hill

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

No, my brother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

where are we having lunch in a couple of weeks?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Needoo's?
Unless anyone has any objection. Or we could go up Dalston for Turkish at Mangal? That's excellent. Or Vietnamese in Wankditch.

Up to you lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Gotta be a curry, innt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Fine by me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Ben E King'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I reckon.
Although as it's just Monty's birthday why don't we ask only him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Ask him what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Where to eat. Where to go. What time.
You know. It's all about Monty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Well where would you like to go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Oh fucking hell!
Someone's going to ACTUALLY going to ASK me what I'D like, are they?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

No. He's only joking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Not really.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

He'd like to go wherever the fuck I tell him OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

How about you and me find some other place to eat, eh Stunned?
Just the two of us, yeah?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

^ GAY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Oh right.
Two blokes can't enjoy an intimate dinner together in a quiet, romantic, candlelit setting, before heading back to the flat of one of them for some medium to heavy petting without being accused of being gay now, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

*washes cock*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Tangers,
That'd be lovely. I'm thinking Needoo's?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Perfect.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

It's fully booked that night. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry, who are you again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I'm in favour of Needoos
mostly because it's walking distance. Also I plan on taking my Dad there next time he visits and I'd like some expert advice on what to order.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

How much would even be left after 6 months?
And will she make an unexpected and emotional return to "the square"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

...as Dot Cotton's long lost sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

+ better looking

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

+ younger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

+ better smelling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

+ warmer clunge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)