So monty says that one is shit.
I say you're shit. WHO wants to see pictures of my subsonic nerfgun that I made for the dorm function on the weekend?

FYI, it was fully functional. I was shooting neanderthals with it all night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, 120 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No thanks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

TOUGH TITTIES.
you're going to see it anyway.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I've told you before
Stop gazzing me pictures of your tits.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'll stop gazzing, when you stop spaffing.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

The old reverse psychology perving.
A classic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Ha.
You'll see - those gazzes will come flooding in any minute now...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I don't even like breasts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)

BET YOUR GAY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)

CAN I T +?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Yeah go on then.
I'll show you the best photo on the internet ever in reply.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I await this with baited breath

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It had better not be some 'cute' animal picture.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

There's two actually, one I found with Monty on saturday, the other was posted by someone I know on facebook this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

My photo, or his?
mine is loading onto the interwebs as we speak...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

You're gonna shit bricks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Well done, sporto
you're going to be gazzed pictures of both chompy and poppet's penises.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

\o/
I hope Poppet's is upside down
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

here we go! have a link...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/58382_4386154248957_1270440931_n.jpg
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

So a normal Nerf gun with tinfoil and a hat on the front then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Hello. Student with no fucking money.
I'm inordinately proud of it though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Here's some mega lols from facebook and the first thing I read this morning.
a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/229285_493656727313263_343760793_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I saw that months ago.... it's been doing the rounds on facebook for a while chompy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

and I can't find the yoga masked girl I found while looking for Em Vee's erotic blog on saturday.
but that shit was H-O-T
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Hahahaha I forgot about that.
And there was that other one about 'geek stuff, boobies and more....'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Oh man that's so LOL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Or shit as we like to call it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

That is just like MY childhood!
I'm gonna repost that here: a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/229285_493656727313263_343760793_n.jpg
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

genuine lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

FUCKING COMIC SANS
achewood.com/comic.php?date=07052007
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

And that's why I hate facebook

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

cuntycuntycuntywankywankerwankshittyballsacks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

hang on a minute,
i thought you said you made it, covering something in cling film doesn't count as making.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Bated. Unless of course you've been eating worms and maggots etc.
I know you're northern and all that but surely you haven't?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

No, he meant his breath smells of maggots.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I'm not French

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Me*



*not me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

my hangover is making it difficult to concentrate,
can you start giving me a sort of run down of whats going on in this thread so i can decide whether to engage brain, or just give up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I once constructed a small crossbow at college from a bic biro and a hairclip
It worked very well
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I used foil, a coke bottle, a bit of cardboard and a metric fucktonne of sticky tape.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

+fingers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Well them too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

+ to build my own "rabbit"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

r y

t
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

What's a yabbi?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Either an Aussie crayfish or the Tasmanian devil.
according to Google
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Yabbi Creek innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)

it's "Yabbie" you fucking twat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Oh man, is his face going to be red now!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

too fucking right.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

No, it's Crayfish you fucking upside down criminal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Crayfish and yabbies are completely seperate species you fucking inbred cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Drongo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Prick

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)

DERRR!!!!! GET IT RIGHT YOU PRICK!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

There was a nutter at my secondary school who'd been expelled from primary school
for making a crossbow which fired sharpened bicycle spokes, bringing it to school, and firing it up in the air in the playground. A spoke hit some kid in the head. Fucking primary school. He was a science genius but also a psychopath, and he had a massive ginger afro.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Mine fired darts made out of cocktail sticks and pins
I need to construct another one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Misspelling of the day goes to some numpty on YouTube who commented Aussie hip hop stalwarts hilltop hoods:
"they are probably the most original Australian rapers"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

What an umpty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

If you're going to ninja edit
why not correct all the errors...?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Because I hate you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Are you still phone posting or is it sorted again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

The bad grammar, it hurts so much

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I don't like Hilltop Hoods, Australia, or Rapists,
i think this is my least favourite post so far today.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I am in full agreement with you here, double-you pea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)

sometimes i wonder if we could be brothers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

+if we can't be friends?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Ask our mum - maybe we are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Um...I'm going to say....Yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

are you sure?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Well...no, you're right...I need to think about it a bit longer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Just take all the time you need, Twoey.
There's no sense in rushing a decision like this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Too late now
She's only gone and posted it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Well she can't make me look at it
and I won't
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

the link isn't even blue,
and i'm not copy pasting it, oh no, not me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)

We never lost control

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

You know what?
I think I might have been in a bit hasty in judging Battsy's thread. This one is way worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

It is like saying left testicle cancer is better than right nut cancer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Thank you. How gracious of you to say so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

my dislike of The Smiths
Has been questioned. Apparently I only dislike then because they are firmly canon, when in fact it is because they are shit.

The fact that I love canonical, critically lauded post punk band Joy Division is overlooked.

Why can't people just accept that I don't like the Beatles or the Smiths?

Wankers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

hang on,
what does "firmly canon" mean?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Nothing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

yeah, there is no such thing as canonical.
You do realise that you don't have to automatically disagree with me on everything, right? That's something children do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

no, i think he might be right on this,
if something is firmly canon, i guess that would mean it is "firmly orthodox" but that doesn't mean anything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I like it when you're angry. It makes my cock firmly orthodox.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

'Dracula' is firmly within the canon of gothic fiction.
It is also hilariously badly written and considered to be tremendously important to the development of pre-Modernist Gothic writing.

Doesn't necessarily mean it is orthodox. Naked Lunch is literary canon, but in no way orthodox. Ditto The Atrocity Exhibition.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Orthodox Jews are also orthodox.
As are members of the Greek Orthodox church. Ultravox, conversely, are a pop group. But are Ultravox orthodox? And what about the singer Bono Vox?

Beth Ditto certainly is an atrocity who makes an exhibition of herself though. I'll give you that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

i can't face this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Is that by Joy Division?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

monty,
am i being obtuse, or is plummy being daft?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

These are not mutually exclusive things here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

*rocks on Tommy*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

it means firmly considered to be one of the best and most important bands in the indie bracket.
Note that 'important' is not the same as 'good' or 'best'. Some OT headz love misquoting me on that one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

no it doesn't,
the word canon means recognised, or orthodox, or basic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

It's also a Church of England job title!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

it has other meanings.
There is a canon of literature for instance.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

yes, and literatrue, as well as music, can be basic, or orthodox, or recognised,
but the phrase firmly canon is the one i have a problem with, as it means fuck all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

My 'canon' is getting well 'firmly' now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I bet you'd like to 'Cannon' his 'Balls', eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

it means an accepted grouping of texts which represent a genre, movenent or wider classification.
That's 'texts' in its academic sense, which includes music, films etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

i'm not denying that the word canon can be applied to music,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

It means nothing, it's verbal wank said by NME pricks
who feel they have to justify and catergorise their enjoyment of pop music as some sort of intellectual pursuit.
It makes them think that three hours in a room with a album is worth their time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

no, it really does have an applicable meaning.
As a sci fi fan you should know what is meant by canon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Joy Division are as shit as The Smiths.
The Beatles are slightly less shit than either of them in that they did a few good tunes rather than either none at all (Joy Division) or fifteen seconds of one (The Smiths).

I saw Joy Division's only nationwide UK TV performance on 'Punk Britannia at the BBC' the other day. Ian Curtis looked like an eppy on a running machine, sang like a Down's syndrome kid on barbituates and dressed like he worked in Burton's. He was also northern. The overall effect was a mixture of unintentionally hilarious and really, really shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

He looked like that because that is precisely what he was.
And he was the talented one in the group. New Order? Fuck off.
Also, this is probably your fairest assessment of some bands yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I like you again now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

The 7" mix of Temptation is fucking wonderful.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I too am a HUGE 'Heaven 17' fan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

(this is a hilarious post)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

no it isn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Would you like it more if I posted it wearing a cornflower blue Bathing Ape mankini?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I very much disagree with your viewpoint.
Which therefore means that you are a FUCKING WANKER AND I HATE YOU AND WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND ON O/T MAKING SNIDE REMARKS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

People keep telling me that Pachelbel's canon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

yeah well start your own fucking thread and stop fucking moaning about it you pretentious, grey haired, thoroughly disrespectable shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Go shit a dingo, wankbreath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

An angry Poppet, posting just now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)