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What's your favourite non alcoholic drink? I am currently guzzling tomato juice faster than Dot Cotton, and I crave a glass bottle of coke. What fills your boots?
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feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56,
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my feet
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56,
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prick
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56,
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Fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:59,
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wanker
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:00,
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hahahahaha yeah!
that's some fucking class topical humour there blue namer!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:02,
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i get it cos dot cotton drank tomato juice on eastenders
is she dead yet?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:02,
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this cunt could probably bore her to the grave Q
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:10,
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with his PENIS
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:10,
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not one reply, what a cunt
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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Did she?
Well you know what they say...you learn something new about Dot Cotton every day
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:27,
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Coca Cola, freezing cold, out of a can
Fucking brilliant.
Tomato juice needs to be mixed with vodka and spicy goodness
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:05,
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orange juice.
my feet, ankles and calves.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:07,
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Black coffee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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*pushes pineapple*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:13,
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*shakes a tree*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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* punches both of you in the face *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:17,
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*from a stool*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:17,
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Non alcoholic drinks are for cads, charlatans, shirtlifters and scarpe.
Man up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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C.O.L.A COLA!!!
LA LA LALA LOLA, SOMETHING SOMETHING CHERRY COLA!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:13,
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tu se mi morena, la morena da mi corazon
xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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HA,
i'm doing research for the quiz tonight, with a specialist round on cats, and the b3ta he-cat or she-cat quiz is in the top 10 results for googling Cat quiz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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what about quiz cat?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:34,
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who the fuck are you on about now q?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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don't be mean, i was only askin
i mean if you google quiz cat do you get different results than if you type cat quiz?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:39,
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i don't know q,
i don't know.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:41,
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try it, i'll wait
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:43,
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I like apple juice, I usually wash it down with a packet of yeast though.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:22,
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i like appletiser
it's poofy but i like it
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:22,
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I prefer apple Tango to Appletiser
I'm not ashamed
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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i haven't had apple tango in ages
i like apple tango too, i don't feel that they're mutually exclusive
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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That's what I like about you Q
You don't discriminate.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:30,
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i likes what i likes and i don't mind what i don't
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:31,
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Water and black tea today
Although I'm about to push the boat out with a cup of green tea. Woo!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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Fresh orange juice and lemonade half and half, cold.
But I'd sooner have a beer.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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Tea probably
A nice pot of earl grey. Which reminds me...I want some earl grey.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:30,
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THATS NOT TEA ITS AN INFUSION OR SOMETHING !!!!!!!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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It's fucking tea
Jesus chomp, what's
wrong with you?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:35,
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He's easily infused
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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*golf clap*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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earl gey more like
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:35,
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Haha, it is more like that actually
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:56,
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I've just got a new desk phone
it's the same Cisco phone they use in CTU in 24.
Best day ever.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:41,
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has it got a colour display?
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:41,
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Nah, green and grey
but I'm not a flashy sort Quint, I don't need any of that razmataz.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:42,
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haha, shit phone
mine's full colour, proper swish
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:43,
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It's got a very pleasing font.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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so has st mary's, you don't see them bragging
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:00,
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hahaha!
*click*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:02,
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Does it make the 24 noise?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:43,
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It fucking better do.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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Make it so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:46,
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Mine does, but 24 was so 6 years ago
It's all about 'the bill' now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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Cobble(r)s
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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Your mum's fanny batter with a dash of Worcester sauce and a celery stick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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Best hangover cure there is.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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Helps one expell all of last night excesses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:55,
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What, it boots her out the door as well?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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+back
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:00,
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Crikey Nakkers,
that's a bit strong ain't it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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Use more tomato juice then
Or less Tobasco
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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Is this because I said I prefer Bobby?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:14,
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All our branches have lost internet. LOL.
They are also unable to log in. LOL.
There's only about 2000 of them. ROFL.
My day is rather busy.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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sounds like a job for,
CAPTAIN INTERNET!!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:16,
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I hope he turns up soon.
BT are being shit.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:17,
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Someone burnt a dead sheep in front of the data centre?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:25,
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Best I can tell, something in the head end's gone down the shitter.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:31,
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Sounds like one on't cross beams's gone askew on't treadle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! !!!!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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*tedious quote fives*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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Sounds like a major routing failure
Bring forth the comfy chair! !!!!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:38,
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Haha...I love Fools & Horses
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:39,
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Am I allowed to ask who you work for Kroney?
Or maybe give me a hint?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:20,
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le Petit Delice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:23,
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Best not really.
Talking up the company's misfortunes on the internet won't win me any friends.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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No, of course
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:25,
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How's the Marina or whatever BL jobbie you've got?
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:26,
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Is this another 'TH-WP confusion' moment?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:38,
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Er, no?
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:40,
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Well in that case I don't know what you mean by Marina or BL
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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she sung that song about being a ballet dancer or something
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:46,
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That just raises MORE questions!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:51,
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The French version of Closer, is it?
You can tell us. Do the "extra" unprinted photos of Kate include Wills getting a soapy titwank, or is it more Cleveland steamer territory?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:41,
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Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it...I do believe it's true
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:16,
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Diet Pepsi.
In fact, I'm drinking one RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Beat that, internets!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:30,
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I like Orangina.
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Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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