That's going nowhere.
It's international talk like a pirate day today. Is this a good thing, or a load of tedious wank?

Alt: why are pirates of old romanticised, and the new lot from Somalia are scary as fuck? They're both essentially the same thing.

Altalt: has the nonce gone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:23, 133 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Did you actually need to ask that first question?
I mean, seriously, b3thers. Think about it. I think you know the answer.

Also, if it was truly "talk like a pirate day" I'd suggest you should be talking in Arabic or Somali. Whilst carring a gun and riding in a small boat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)

That's what I mean.
Pirates are scary business.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Yes.
They aren't romanticised, though. Except by fucktards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Otherwise known as 'the general public'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

It's tedious, but harmless i guess
alt: It's like terrorist/freedom fighter, depends who's side you're on.

altalt: Hope so.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I'm pretty sure pirates are generally on "the other side"
unless you're actually a pirate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Back in Elizabethan times
a privateer was just a pirate with a letter from the Queen, and most weren't above making several thousand bob on the side as well.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Pirates aren't the same as terrorists
They're not doing anything for political reasons. It's all about money.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

so talk like a cunt from bristol day then.
fuck that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

What, Goldie?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

arrr

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Goldie is from Wolverhampton and not a cunt.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Where IS Jeff this morning?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

looting a tesco metro on an invalid chair with a jolly roger strapped to the front.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I'll bet he is, the little scamp!
That's our Jeff!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I suspect a pirates life was short and pretty miserable, battered-esque

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

You mean they didn't all look like Johnny Depp?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

that's unfortunate...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

It's a holy day for the Pastafarians
I should get the day off I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

These are people with Spaghetti dreds?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Have you not been Touched by the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

see, now that is tedious wank of the highest order.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I knew I liked you, Windolene.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I've just read the Wiki page...
It just seems a way of outsmarting pseudo science, which is a good idea.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

i'm sure it could be done in a way that doesn't make them come across as internet shit in pricks,
i mean a fucking noodley appendage? Let's just summon cthulhu or something. f'thagn.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

The original idea
Was, what you can never underestimate though is unfunny hipsters dragging an idea into the gutter.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I really really hate those guys.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

As an internet doctor
I prescribe some extra tight jeans, slung just below the buttocks. This will ease your hate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Altalt: Sadly not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

You're not trying hard enough, monters.
Get the bertdown countdown started.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

stop fucking posting then and fuck off.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I don't get this joke???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

U IZ AN NONCE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

NO IM NOT THATS A LIE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

sorry monty, I read on the internet that you were, it must be true.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Shit. I had no idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

it's like 3 messages above monty

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Oh man how could I have missed it!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

TEDIOUS WANK!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Is still a wank, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

best of all the half-hearted masturbations.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

morning Badgey,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Ow do, Winders.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

My thread was much better than this :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It really was.
And it was fucken dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Sorry Monty.
It's never happened before. I'm sure it's not you. I'm just... I've been under a lot of stress lately, and I'm tired.
Don't take it personally. I can try again later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

hang on,
essentially the same thing?
I don't think so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

One lot are darkies FFS.
Totally different.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Black beard V black as sin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I've been to the gaolhouse where Blackbeard's men were held.
It's down the road from my father's gaff in Williamsburg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

altalt
Sadly not, tedious felcher that he is.

And as I'm one of the nice ones, I'll give his this advice:

You're not being hounded for being a pedo (although you are one), no one likes you because you are an unfunny cockend. So instead of being all "oh, I'm not a pedo, stop picking on me", just accept you fucking nonchood and start being worth talking too or fuck the fucking fuck off.

And thats as nice as I get today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

hang on, which one is this aimed at?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Monty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

he flashes his tiny winky at the local nursery.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I think we can all learn something from this advice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I speak only the truth.
hippy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

No, that was truth fairy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I liked her/him/it

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Yaaaarh!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Welcome back CQ
I can feel better about saying nasty things about you, now you are officially here to read them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

fuck

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

off

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hippy.
It's good to be back.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

The board has moved a little back towards the left again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

needed to happen
Right, I'm off to Sky in the hope of bringing down News Corp. play nicely children.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Power to the people, brother.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

what's a non chood?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I think that pretending to be a pirate is fine
if you are under the age of ten.
I see no need for a specific day for it though.

Alt: Crime is often considered glamorous and exciting.
Altalt: apart from sex crimes, particularly against children.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Well,
there really is no need for it, but by god, people will take and idea and run with it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

well today is also 'talk like a sex criminal' day

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

i'm gonna go buy a guitar i think,
and get some mcdonalds. laters.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

What guitar are you going to buy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Ooh ooh! New guitar
Whatcha gonna get? Tell us - go on, you know you want to!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

mine's got no strings
and it STILL sounds better than anything THE EDGE has ever done
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

you're such a fucking hipster, it's a good thing you're cute!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I'm going back in that other thread. This one blows.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

i'm getting my second guitar tonight
second FREE guitar that is, i've NEVER paid for a guitar, fuck guitars, fuck you, fuck you all
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

FINSHED
ID ONE ALL MY WORK, CAN GO HOM NAO?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Sure, once we've finished fitting up Kerazzy Kev.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

kerazzy kev's out back talking to pauly, chewing the cud innit

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

scoring some 'gear' more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

YEAH
paul's the new owner of the old company, so probably not theough really
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

What's happened about Malc's girlfriend and the emails to Alison?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Tricky's been told to fuck RIGHT off, malc's been dumped, alison's not in today
malc is now in two minds about whether he should disclose all of tristrans indiscretions to tristran's polish, newly pregnant new wife
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

*drum intro*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

YOU AIN'T MY MUVVAH

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

WASSGOINON????

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Curly fucked den's daughter, den's pissed as hell

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Whoah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

i'm tempted to do likewise
tricky's had it coming a long, long time
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

but on a lighter note tracey's in today
and it was cold when she got in, and i saw her nips.

she's got nice nips
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Tracey's nips make everything alright for a little while.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

they sure do

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)

He's a dreadful fellow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

sure is, monty

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I have decided that this thread is probably one of the worst in 2012.
Please would someone start a better one?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I'm going back in that last thread to escape these gaylords.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Me too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Hi b3th!
I am very excited. I may well be buying a friend's old car. It's 22 years old and almost entirely the same as the first car I ever loved. Then I'm going to DRIVE IT TO GERMANY

Weeeee
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You simply MUST tell me what kind of brakes it has!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

tea breaks.
lollers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

No, no
it's the kind of fuel injection it has that's critical
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

239mm discs at the front, if you must know.
Though I can't see you being all that interested =/
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Is this the golf Mk2 you were on about?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

yupyupyup
I know nobody else cares, but it makes me happy, so fuck 'em
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

a commendable attitude.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

mmps/any decent human being out tehre
could someone confirm whether my posts on talk are visible? when i log out tehy disappear like i never posted them, but when i log in they're their, am i the only one who can see them?

am i banned from /talk? i haven't ignored anyone on this account
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

think this needs a new thread

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Can't see 'em Q
You been naughty?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i said some things which might have been a bit mean and got a week banned
but now i can't post on the talk
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)