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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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mmps/any decent human being out tehre
could someone confirm whether my posts on talk are visible? when i log out tehy disappear like i never posted them, but when i log in they're their, am i the only one who can see them?

am i banned from /talk? i haven't ignored anyone on this account
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:38, 147 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I can't see any.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
i've started a new thread and replied about a dozen times

i wondered why nobody was paying me attention :'(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Is this a new hangover from a trip to Afbanistan or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
might be, the mods are well mean :(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)
What's all that about eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i reckon the heavy handed mods have prevented me from being mean about that girl online so as not to upset her

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I like the way they don't tell you and let you flap about in the dark

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)
yeah, that's well good

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)
soz Q, nowt happening there.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)
i started a thread and replied to some people
it's like talk has me on ignore 2.0, only i can still see it :'(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
you've been 2.0 mod ignored like brickpot was.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
that's out of order
i didn't even do anything that bad :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
gaz manoli... shit. sadtimes.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)
i already gazzed mano

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
though you had been gazbanned

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
that was undone a while back
it's almost as though doing a whole message in CAPS with silly subject matter wasn't enough for them to take it as a joke
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I deleted the gaz, how long is everyone going to pretend we can't see his posts?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
you meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I can't see any posts from you on /talk today.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)
shitty mods

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You're here.
I can see you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
yes, but can you see me on talk?
jesus, it's like talking to a retarded marsupial, i swear to god
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Where's Quentin?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
hi

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
see?
www.b3tards.com/u/93ddfffe9b9d9422fe92/talk.jpg
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I think the best thing you can do is to just keep on posting there.
Who cares if no one else can see it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
i'll probably get banned again if i do that, the mods will see

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I want to join in this thread
but I've got nothing more to add than what I've already suggested, so I'm just going to sit here and look decorative.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
you so pretty

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I so am.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

whatever.scalzi.com/2012/09/18/how-to-be-a-good-commenter/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
GASWANK.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I'm taking the wife up the Oxo tower for our 10th anniversary, lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
tracey admitted to not minding anal sex yesterday

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
She's all class that girl
Where are you based q?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
just round the corner

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I know a girl whose boyfriend "made me do anal".
Made her.

Sounds a bit rapey, to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
poor kroney - anal rape victim

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I'm a boy, not a her :@

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
You're a 'lui'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I knew a girl whose boyfriend
'accidentally slipped'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Oh, the old changing lanes without indicating trick.
This wasn't that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I don't get how that can work, either the girl has an anus like an old sock or it is somehow self saucing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Haha "self-saucing" might just be the grimmest thing I've read so far today.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
What you probably don't understand Ape
is that when a woman is with someone that they actually like, they get quite juicy, and it can run out of one hole and into another, so it's possible.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
It's true, I've seen it on the Internet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
depends which way up she is, I was assuming doggy as I do that most
I hate seeing your mum crying when I'm trying to complete my vinegars
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

seeing your mum
my vinegars
+ but it doesn't matte how hard I tug it never gets big enough to touch the sides of my wife
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Exactly, and thats why I have to do your mum up the shitter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Difficult, what with her wearing a bag over her head an all.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
P.O.T.D.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Pipe On The Dick?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Battered uses a piece of 22mm copper pipe.
But he has to wrap his willy in ptfe tape to get any friction inside it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
1 1/2 inch poly more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
That's more than long enough

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
'Piss off, tedious dickhead' I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I think the point was
he knew where he was going, but told her it was an accident.

Unless I'm being a bit TTJ...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
surely she could just punch him the nutsack for being such a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
sorry about that, b3th

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I can imagine your husband is a prime candidate for accidently slipping in the shower and breaking his hip

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
At his age he's probably uses one of these.
www.practicalbathing.co.uk/walk-in-baths-range/the-scorpio
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
AKSHUALLY
We have a really nice wet room shower with handrails and shit. He built it when his mum was alive and she was going to live with him, but then she ended up going in a home anyway.
Still, it's quite handy for him now lol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
You could tie him to the railings and shower him in cold water till he tells you where his pension book is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Silly Ape.
People don't use pension books any more.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Sorry pension "app"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Nice one, Kenneth Williams.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Is that the one on Bourneville Boulevard
at the end of the marmite motorway?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
lol who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
:(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
gone.
you are a /talk ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
WP, always first with the HOT NEWS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
i didn't get a guitar, or any mcdonalds at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
did i mention i'm getting a FREE guitar
AGAIN
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I've acquired 3 free acoustics in the past year.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I bet they're really electric guitars
but you can't afford 50p for the meter, so you just play them acoustically.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
You bet that, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
if you mentioned it in the last thread,
after i went out, then no, i didn't read it.
I don't know why you're telling me, unless this is a roundabout way of inviting me over for a jam session, and snuggles?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
So, some bad news - then some good news.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
yeah, i got a pasty instead,
the guitar i wanted was sold to somebody else yesterday, and they won't have another in for 3 WHOLE DAYS!!!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
OH EFF EFF ESS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
OHH EMM GEE ELLL OHH ELL!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
TOTES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
You still didn't answer
What guitar will you be getting? I NEED to know!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Wooden and with 6 strings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
*gets haha corset*
But what about the guitar?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Can anyone tell me about a good pub in London Bridge? It's needs to do good food as well
Thx xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Market Porter on the edge of Borough market. About a 5 minute walk away.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Looks perfect, cheers little fella

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
There are fucking loads.
Go to Bermondsey High Street, it's a two min walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1729916
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Pubs are all the same you picky cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Only if you drink "lager"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Yeah, every single pub is exactly the same as every other pub.
You're just showing yourself up as a Wetherspoons regular.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
+ in Milton Keynes
cf houses, streets, cars, people...

x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
You want to go where everybody knows your name

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Dignitas should relocate there, less people would chicken out then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
alright bradley?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Stupidest thing you've ever written
I like to see you take your rapey face and paperclip samples to pub in Croxteth, one will boarded up windows and a Riley old stripper on at lunchtime, wetherspoon Yates prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
It's almost like he just posted it to get a reaction or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Would I do that?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Is this the legless defence?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Yeah, I thought loads of people would agree with that statement.
but I changed my mind when people were mean to me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I bet you got all indignant and then wrote a book and spammed the board to try and advertise it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
He's just trying to pick at me, but goddam it I like a pub with a solid oak floor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)

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