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Good Day/Bad DayYesterday was my son's 3rd birthday. I had a fucking brilliant time with him all day. Never seen him so happy for so long. This has cheered me right the fuck up and I'm still grinning about it
Tell me of your great days
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Or your worst days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:19,
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I shall answer your house question nowWaiting for offers on our house at the moment with two interested parties
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:24,
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I'm trying not to get worried about itWe've priced our house at £25k below its value to get under the 3% stamp duty threshold, so it should sell quickly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:29,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:36,
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Although that was before we metNipping that in the bud right there
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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You met her at 3.15pm?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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Why are there so many threads this morning, I cannae take it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:25,
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Everyone's hiding from that nonce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:27,
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In my defence, I didn't notice Monty's(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:28,
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one of my great days?is it really sad that none are coming to mind at the moment. I have great memories though. Think one of the best was waking up to see frost flowers on the windows. Was amazing.
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I think one of my best days was when I went to Melbourne and we had proper christmas dinner in Julyand there were about 8 of us there and we drank 17 bottles of wine and then went to the pub and I was really ill the next day and we went to the Auzzie rules match.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:29,
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This sounds more than acceptable(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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According to my wife it was the first time we said "I love you" to each otherbut she was in fact wrong as we had said it the week before in Sydney, but she was too drunk to remember.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:33,
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AlHard and spiky on the outside
Soft as shite on the inside
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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WHAT ABOUT WHEN WE GOT MARRIED?!?!?!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:34,
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It was a lovely dayMmpso looked radiant.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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it spelled out prick and wanker(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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but but but...... my flowing dress, with the fishtail! the tiara? the hair extensions?NONE OF IT? not even the wedding night?!?!?!? with the sheep and the parrot that shouted "NOT YET MILDRED!"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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I have a lot of medication to take Mmps.combine them with alcohol and I don't remember anything.
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YOU FUCKING SLUT(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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I told you I was polyamorous!YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!! IS IT ANY WONDER I NEED A REAL MAN!?!?!?!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:01,
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i'm really enjoying watching monty be persistently mean at anotherwankersure anotherwanker is a wanker, but one person being mean to his every post isn't going to help. i'd be happier if we all just got along nicely and waited for anotherwanker to give us a bit more info about himself so we can all be a bit more mean, you know like darth's eastern european transexual girlfriend, or superfly being a dull vegetable gardener prick, naked ape being bent, captain placid being a 'captain placid', CQ being some sort of wobble-monkey dipshit phileas fogg-walter mitty/wilf lunn prick, b3th being a fat married to an elderly, poppet being from convictland, dozer being a failure, battered's short and cavy's a fucken larper for fucks sake.
oh but anotherwanker is a kiddy fucking wanker so i guess it's ok
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I really like how the term "a captain placid" is catching on.I ha another caterpiller infestation on my kale, but I think i'm on top of it now. The courgettes are doing very well now I've trimmed off some of the leaves.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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Have you eaten the flowers yet?I've not had them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:33,
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No, the flowers tend to rot quite quickly so I don't want to eat them.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:34,
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They look lovely filled with ricotta+lemon, battered and fried(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:39,
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Too rightLike a chewy lemon sole
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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I like it when they try and be all insulting like /talk but just end up being bitchy snidey wankers.like little fucking school girls.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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You like fucking little school girls?bloody hell mumps, that's quite something to admit on the board.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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Look, Sporto, i'm sorry mate, but i've got a really busy day today, doubt I'll have the chance to post in this thread, let alone for the rest of the day, but I wanted to briefly show my support for a excellent Cow thhread, and next time, i promise, it will get my full attention.
Love and Hugs.
Windy Pig Esquire, BSc, BAhons, WWE, TNA
xoxox
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:28,
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i went to your pub last nightthere was a pube in my salad
i'm not happy windy pig, i swear to god
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The first rule of salad club is to eat properly(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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bronze swimming certificate?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:37,
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I don't know why pub folk are always so busy, they just have to pour a beer into a glass(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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i'm "sandboxed", nobody else can see me
Quinton's daily home truth thread
Yeah, so none of you can see this right? well, good cos i'm about to drop truth-bombs on your prickass, nigger
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:31, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
That Concerned of Tunbridge Wells, right
he's a TOTAL wanker
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:32, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
and Brayndedd?
don't even get me started on taht jumped-up lifefail, i hope he gets ball cancer
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:32, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
octowof literally ONLY ever wanks over fat kids
that's 100% true, i saw him doing it, he was watching one of those slimming shows, and turned it over to knock one out over the little boy from two and a half men
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:33, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
morning, q
i see you're ready to start today's primal scream therapy
( manolith - modomite, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:34, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i like this
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:34, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Dr Preference lives with his mum
he sniffs her dirty underwear and wears her clothes while she's out, also his mum is a prostititute
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:34, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
that manolith right, i heard he one fisted a baby sheep up to his shoulder
and then sexually interfered with a goose
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:35, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
as if there's any other way to interfere with a goose
( manolith - modomite, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:40, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
leave them golden eggs alone!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:41, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
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I'm not interesting enough to get a mention :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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i was working my way down the talk board, i didn't see any of your posts(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
background noise kkkKKKkkkkkkrrRRrrRRRRrrrrSSSssSSSSSssSsssthat me that is :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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It looks to me as though this whole "sandboxing" is just so that Manolith can get you alone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:49,
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hahaha, post as many threads as possible if you're on ignore.it makes the site fuck up and be all fucked.
brickpot got banned for that, was well lol.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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fair enough, seems a bit shit you can only post here thoughwhy the fuck did the mods do that?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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Philip's grandad is super, isn't he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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for srs, I have no idea the fuck you're on about.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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I beat my 15 year old son 9-2 at FIFA last nightDoes that count? The little shite usually beats me more often than not, so I took great delight in winding him up about it.
He retired to bed shortly afterwards.
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LolWell if we play with our favourite teams (Celtic v Hearts) there's only ever one winner so we pick something a bit more even.
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I shall soon be the cunt in ScunthorpeHave to go there for work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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The silver medal in the Wank Olympics is the one nobody wants(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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Is that the one who has to eat the biscuit?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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I never wanked off your son, you can't prove nothin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:07,
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And even if you did, it was only a made up story to troll everyone on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:08,
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13th May 2012The day I finally got to kiss the missus for the first time (been after her for a couple of months), and I got to see United fans cry. All in all, a rather good day.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:16,
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Tedious answer is tediousbut my wedding day probably has to be the best. Not so much because of the whole 'getting married' thing, but it was a cracking party, and everyone had an ace time.
Alt: Worst day was when I had kidney infection. That was a real shitter : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:18,
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