Morning, I have a hangover. What do you have?
Nobs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 7:33, 50 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning
I have no hangover on account of me being sensible last night. The reason for this sensibility is because I'll be drinking to excess this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:05, Reply)

Nice logic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Impeccable.
I did the same.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I took the middle road
I had a few drinks (and a naughty smoke), but I went to bed around ten.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

This never happened

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

It totes did.
Except for the taking it easy. I was in bed at 11.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I have fried eggs, a cup of tea and some European spiritual jazz.
Hangovers are for gays.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)

You really are worse than Nakers.
Are you coming along tonight?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I am indeed.
Should be at Needoos about 5.45ish, depending on how well I negotiate the tube.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Has anyone given you their number
In case you get lost?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I have gazzed him mine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

He has and all.
Cheers Stunned.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

European spiritual jazz...dear god
Hangover has passed now out in te sunshine with mini ape and a coffee, it is a beautiful morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

You prefer the American stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

+ mags

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Veet
Never tried it before, but needed urgent silky smooth legs in between waxes. Not bad. Although my legs are all rubbery and th bathroom honks of the stuff, still, 7/10.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I have a knob, yes. Are you some sort of psychic?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I have home made coleslaw. I even made the mayo. I'm so proud.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Coleslaw is the worst thing in the world
Did you know it was hitlers favourite food?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

its amazing when you make it with home grown, organic vegetables, and the mayonnaise made with eggs from your own chickens.
I did not know that, although it would not surprise me if you made it up just to back up your argument.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I thought you people called
Them chucks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

no, thats kiwis who do that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Sorry, my mistake.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I have scrambled eggs on toast
This is a good thing. No hangover, I was a good boy last night as I was driving. I intend to get shitfaced in honour of the bashtonight. Hope you all have a great time.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

You know as well as I do that it's going suck arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I dunno, I've enjoyed the bashes I've been to
The music could be dodgy, I admit. But the rest of it should be OK.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Scrambled eggs was an inspired idea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Scrambled eggs are great!
With a small amount of finely-chopped ham, onion and a bit of fresh chilli stirred in it's a meal fit for the gods.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I have great cheekbones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Problem is he sits on them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I have he remains of yesterday's skull-splitting headache
And the biggest cold sore you've ever seen.

Frankly, I may as well just go DMAAKM.

Also, I'm sad I won't be lolbashing tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

LOLBASH WAKKI!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I have nutella on toast and Batman on the Telly

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Also a hangover
It's as if I drank for a few hours, went out and had a few pints, came home and drank some more.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I now have
A forward facing seat on a train.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Do you have a ticket?
I hear they're quite keen on checking things like that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

i have more hedge trimmings
than I have space in the hedge trimmings binbag by quite some way:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Have a bonfire.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I came down to the big smoke
To see a friend play a gig last night. It was cool as. Really glad I did, and I didn't have a hangover!

Result!
(highlandcoo, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I now have
A 35 minute wait for my train, as I allowed far too much time to get to the station.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I'm having a pint with Stunned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I've started on the beers I brought to drink at Needoos.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Getting nervous?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Meeting a bunch of strangers.
Who've all met before.
In an unfamiliar place.
I'm arriving late and they've all been drinking.
What have I possibly got to be nervous about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)