Ok that thread seems to be dead
So last night I accidentally cracked one of my plates :O
What's your crockery like?

alt you got posh cutlery too? i bet mine's posher
alt alt tell me about your dreams, or bashes, or that film i was talking about with someone here that was on last night 'Identity'. it's not a very good film, but it's got Joan Cusack in it in one of the many roles where she plays a man
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:55, 135 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Chipped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

you mean like with GPS? do you lose your plates alot?

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Yes, just like that
I can actually track the dish running away with the spoon live on Google Earth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

It usually follows you jumping over the moon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

This is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

gay

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

gay

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Mine is John Lewis
and my cutlery is WMF.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Weapon of Mass Food?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I think it's German.
It stands for We Make Fings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Sounds suspiciously Cockerney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Unbelievable?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

i don't know what my cutlery is but my girlfriend assured me it was posh
what's the name of that company that does picnic baskets?
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Yogi bear?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Cunt!
You beat me to the EMF reference as well!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

POW!
Right in the kisser
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I have reactions slower than a sloth in treacle nailed to a branch this morning

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Yogi Bear Ltd?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Jellystone?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

David Mellor cutlery is posh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I can't believe I missed the start of this thread :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

you're part of it now, and that's what matters

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I broke two glasses inside of a month after a year of no breakages :(
My cutlery is dead boring, steel jobs from Sainsbury's.

altalt: I didn't go to the bash and now Stunned is well mad at me.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Filthy. French. Recidivist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Pfft, you're assuming that it's undesirable behaviour, here.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

As am I.
Too busy wanking over 'Mk II Golf Brakes' magazine to have fun with your so-called friends, yeah???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I went to see a girl in the morning.
We went for a late lunch and by the time I got home, it was evening. By the time I'd have got to the bash it'd have been about nine and I was already knackered by that point.

I had a Dr Who marathon instead. That's right. I CHOSE DR WHO OVER YOU.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Thanks "Craig David"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

hos before bros

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I left around nine, so there would have been no point in you coming at that time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

OH SHIT

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I know
I'm totes a social outcast now, Quints :(
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

THIS was the good thread? THIS???????
I like my crockery like I like my women - white, and with no obvious external damage.

Alt: I like my cutlery like I like my women - sharp.
Alt: I like my dreams like I like my coffee - hot, and wet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Glad to see your posts are like you
Dull and shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I like my Stunned poster like I like my...hang on. No I don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I like my women like I like my coffee
ground and in the freezer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

That ones my favourite

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Short and black.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

taken anally.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

with a spoon in them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

with plenty of milk

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

White with 2 lumps

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I like my coffee like Battered
Short and bitter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

better than talking about your shit dream, yeah

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Should read
Monty likes his crockery like he likes his women -
boney, and with chips on the shoulder.
Alt: He likes his cutlery like he likes his women - blunt and unwashed
Alt: He likes his dreams like he likes his women - nightmarish.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

almost all of my crockery is stolen from pubs and restaurants I've run over the years.
same goes for cleaning products and glasses, and cutlery.
when I left one place, we took a can up to the storage hut and got a table and all. good times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

typical potato wog

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

it's alright, its piracy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

you scurvy dog!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

cool
so what glasses have you stolen? i've got some Peroni and Stella ones
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I stole a Kronenbourg glass from a pub by placing it under a Santa hat once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I've got a Union 660ml jug from a place in Ljubljana
I was going to nick one but then I asked the barmaid if I could buy one and she gave me one. Cracking jugs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

OH COME ON THIS IS RIFE WITH INNUENDO

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I have a cupboard full.
Tiger, Cobra, Stella, Fosters, Grolsch, Hoegaarden, Staropramen, Bath Ales, Guinness etc etc.

It's a victimless crime. Except for the victims, anyway.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

you glassy dick turpin

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

You downloaded them from the pub?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

No, I stole them.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

apart from the bath ales one,
those are all shit beers.
There is going to be a huge surplus of glasses pubs can't use very very soon though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

How so?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Laws changing when it comes to Toughened glass,
corporate responsibilty comes in to place pretty soon (might be already) so that if a company has failed to do something that could have prevented a serious injury (such as if someone got glassed, and it wasn't toughened glass so they got their throat cut) the guys at the top are responsible, as well as the company. So the directors can get fined directly, so unsurprisingly, it has been handed down by the top bods that all glass in pubs will be toughened.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Matter of taste.
Nice glasses, though.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Canned tables are lovely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

YOU KNOW HAT I MEANT,
I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

all my crockery and cutlery is new.
sadly it's from ikea.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

:(
their knives are terrible
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

the cutlery is not too bad.
the kitchen knives... they make me weep q. as a former chef, it really hurts to use them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I have Sabatier knives.
They're all blunt.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I use two generic supermarket 10" knives
They have stayed sharp for 10 years
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

heathen.
blunt knives are the preserve of pederasts and shirtlifters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I just can't be fucked to sharpen them.
They work if I saw at it enough.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I actually quite like sharpening knives.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

That's lucky, with your, ah...hobbies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I have them too. They're good knives.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I have one of those
it's still insanely sharp. And a generic supermarket 10" knife that's fairly good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I have old crockery in a box
as I'm renting furnished. Currently none of my own cutlery, once I buy a place I shall get some Tesco Value cutlery I suspect. It's only fucking cutlery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

i have about a hundred of cutlery

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

The word cutlery is beginning to lose all meaning as I've over-used it. Sorry.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

cuntlery - sex toys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

my crockery is made from recycled crockery that was broken into bits and then reformed as new.
I like it.
cutlery was a 5buck pick up from the grocery store.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Witchcraft!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

you're a witch.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nay madam, I am not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

If she's heavier than a chicken, BURN HER!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

*something about floating*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

duck.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

*ducks*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

*hits the deck*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Nya nya nya nya nya....!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Ugh, hippie crockery.
You're as bad as those people that build carbon neutral houses.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I am not.
I frequently leave the lights on in my room when I go out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

you get your cutlery from bins and glue it together?
poor australia :(
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

They have a large Greek population. I would imagine this is connected in some way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'm sorry poppet,
i like you, but that is the single fucking stupidest thing i have ever heard of.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I don't mind.
it's lovely stuff. Heavy, good weight, I've had it two years and lived in halls the entire time. Have dropped bowls, mugs, and plates and none of it's even chipped.
I don't know how they manage to make it, but considering it's made of stuff that otherwise goes into landfill, I'm okay with it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Mine is mainly inherited.
So much nicer than I would have bought for myself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

i just put psychochomp oin ignore
lol teeheehee
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Does that mean it is ok to mention his g********d b***g a s******r?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

no because his g********d t*e b******s who is a s******r could still see it

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I d***'t t***k *f t**t

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

if i ignore h*r i could get away with it
somebody "friend" me so i can do that friend search thingy
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

d*ne

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I had some hippie veggie food at a festival once that was served on an edible plate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

*checks surprise-ometer*
*taps screen*



*looks for receipt and guarantee in drawer*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

My milk is green, come drink me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I need to watch that again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

i have two sets
the every day ones are pale pink or blue with white dots, and i also have lots of those coloured bowl/plate hybrids from whittards. then i have fancy white bone china ones for the dinner parties i can never be arsed to have. i have laguiole brights for the cutlery, brightens things up a bit. i am totes posher than you.

altalt: other people's dreams are the most boring thing on the planet. fact.

here, have a proper alt. did anyone watch the jimmy savile thing? i was out last night and missed it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

My dreams are awesome.
I'm always rescuing people or escaping from stuff. I've definitely got some sort of hero complex.

I had one dream wqhere I was in this town with a friend, who then got kidnapped by these para-military types. There were explosions and everything, it was excellent
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Then you wake up and stretch your arms for the first surrender of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

ahahaha.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

yeah
this right here has changed my entire view on people's dreams.

YOU DULL DREAMING DULLARD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

This is why I don't talk about dreams
no matter how exciting they are as a dream, they always lose out in the retelling.

Also, I hate you.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

i think mine might be fortnum and mason
do they make cutlery?
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

no
but they sell it.

best breakfast in london, i had there. welsh rarebit with grilled mushrooms instead of the shitty bacon it was supposed to have on top.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

your stance on bacon is one of the many reasons you're single
cutlery is the thing you stab food with, i don't care what its like as long as its good at stabbing food
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I have a teaspoon with British Airways on it
No one in my family knows where it came from.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

there's an airline pilot living in your cavity walls

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Left the landing light on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

*applause*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

that's terminal

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

British Airways?
Jus' guessin'
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

You might be right

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Have you ever been on a plane?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

B.A?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Well yes
But I've never been given a motherfucking teaspoon on a motherfucking plane
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

maybe they slipped it in to your luggage as a little free gift.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

It's possible

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I like square plates.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

and I cannot lie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

haha this made me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

^ Alternative

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I have both Tayyabs and Needoo's cutlery which I 'pirated' when pissed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

cool

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)