I dunno man, should have seen the public reaction to Jill Meagher's murder last week.
absolutely awful situation. The worst part was all the people on the internet blaming the distraught husband when he had an alibi for the whole night.

My yummy food was my wild rice, burnt onion, bean sprout and seared asparagus risotto that I made.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If you're burning and searing stuff
you probably want to take some cooking lessons.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

you've never had burnt onions?
amazing things. fry them till they glaze over, then keep going til they go brown and caramelise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Oh I do that all the time. By accident, but still.
They taste like burnt onions.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Searing is a legit way of cooking lots of things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Sounds like somebody burnt something with a thesaurus nearby, to me.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)

How do you cook steak then Kroney?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)

On his sunburnt armpits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Microwave

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)

He puts it into the kettle, fills it up and then pours it out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I cook rice like that.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Way to ruin your kettle

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Tesco Value Kettle innit.
French miser innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

No, I only buy those meals for one with the rice in a bag.
Chuck the bag in, boil it up and off you go!
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Burnt plastic bag on the element

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Bit of string hooked onto the lid.
I'm not an IDIOT
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Au contraire

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

You've got to get over the weekend, Monty.
I'm sorry I didn't come to your party, but you need to forgive and move on.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'm afraid I can't do that, Gaston.
/YET MORE NERDERY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I fry it until it's rare.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Rarer than a French war hero.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)

hahaha
bet that's galling.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I like this

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Because it's free

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

It's always the husband
or the step-dad.

Or some weirdo from an internet website forum who's been stalking them online for months.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)

In this case it wasn't.
it was a convicted sex offender from queensland who had moved interstate after being released from prison.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Or 'a man from Queensland', for short.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I thought they were only allowed to kill british backpackers and asians.
oh australia, what have you become :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Does the 'Falconio ruling' mean NOTHING?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

It was the bird wot dunnit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I heard it was DINGOES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

probably a yabbo, they're all drunks anyway.
should have let the aussies civilize them in the 50's when they had the chance.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I read somewhere that the women and children stay in different villages
so the blokes can't get lashed and smack their abbo sheilahs about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

FACKIN MANGRULS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I hadn't even heard of her until you mentioned it though.
But i just had a look, she's pretty and looks like a nice person so it's sad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

It's always sad when attractive girls get killed.
Not so newsworthy with the ugly ones though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)